"I'm pretty sure you don't live here," was the first thing that came out of Zoro's mouth when he walked into his apartment to see Usopp and Luffy playing around on his couch and Sanji rummaging through his kitchen cabinets.
The blond chef snorted as he pulled out an old frying pan and placed it on the stove. "If you wanted privacy then you shouldn't have given Luffy a key," Sanji retored, lighting the stove top before opening the nearby fridge. Zoro ignored the other man in favor of watching the two other boys on the couch clammer over each other for control of the television remote.
Luffy was currently holding the remote high above his head, his other hand pressed against Usopp's cheek to keep him away from the device.
"C'mon Luffy! Isn't it my turn to choose what to watch?" Usopp complained, his voice muffled from his squashed cheek. The younger boy shook his head furiously.
"No way! The movie's just getting to the good part and-oh, hey Zoro!" Luffy's head was tilted back, looking at the green-haired man at the door upside down. He gave Zoro a wide grin. "Welcome home!"
Zoro sighed and rubbed at this forehead in frustration. "Luffy, I gave you a key in case of an emergency."
"But this is an emergency!" Luffy defended, suddenly sitting up and, in the process, throwing Usopp to the ground. "Me and Usopp were at my apartment playing video games when Ace came home early! But Ace had someone with him and the next thing we know, Ace tells us to get out! Where else were we suppose to go besides your apartment? But then me and Usopp got really hungry, and Zoro you don't have any food in your fridge, so we called Sanji over to make us lunch!"
Luffy gave Zoro another wide smile and Zoro let out another sigh.
"Fine," the older man said, shutting the apartment door. He made his way over to the couch to sit at the end next to Usopp who had picked himself up off the floor. "But no more surprise visits, got it?"
"Got it!" Luffy chimed with a thumbs up.
Zoro nodded and turned his attention to the television...the television that was much smaller and cheaper looking than what he saw that morning...
"What the hell happened to me t.v.?" Zoro demanded, jumping up from the couch to glare at the two younger boys.
Luffy laughed. "I let Nami in here earlier! She said it she could have it since you owed her money but it's okay! She let us keep this one!"
Sanji's laughter could be heard over the string of curses that Zoro spewed out.