Author's Note:

Welcome to the season premiere of the Awesome Adventures of Inspector Gadget! Featuring everyone's favorite bionic cop, Inspector Gadget and his partner, Officer Tyson Jones! Now with new stories, new stuff, new villains, returning villains and new story arcs. Now for the theme song!

Here he is right now, here he is right now, here is to save the day.

Here he is right now, here he is right now, here he is to save the day.

Who do we call when danger is afoot? Who do we call?

Inspector Gadget (that's right)

Inspector Gadget (oh yeah)

Here he is right now, here he is right now, here he is to save the day.

Penny and Brain will join him to save the day.

Here he is right now, here is right now, chances are he'll save the day!

Now without further ado, on with the show!

Our story opens today at some abandoned mechanic garage/secret hideout. Where we see some guy watching a special news bulletin on his monitor. He was showing footage of weapons being put inside of a vault.

"This is DNN" said the reporter "DiC News Network. Today marks a very special occassion for the world's super weapons. Each nation has volunteered to give up their super dangerous lethal weapons to the International Disarmenent Organization. The weapons will be kept in this impenetrable vault, so that peace will be watched over by the trustworthy eye of WOMP."

General Sir was standing onstage waiting for a woman to hand him something.

"General Sir," She said "It is my pleasure to encode with the key to the weapons vault.

"Thank you." General Sir put the key in something that looked like a bracelet "I will have my most trusted man guard it with his life."

Now, we cut back to Dr. Claw's hideout where we see him watching the newscast with a MAD Agent.

"Oh I wouldn't be so sure." the guy evilly grinned "I will have my own way of

Now, we cut to Colonel Nozzaire's office where we see him looking at himself in the mirror with medals on his jacket.

"These medals look so great on me." He said to his reflection "They are just the thing to make me look like what I already am. After all, the most trusted man that General Sir was referring to was moi."

Just then, Nozzaire's monitor turned on. It was the General onscreen.

"NOZZAIRE!" he shouted.

Nozzaire jumped from his seat "Yes General Sir!"

"I have to tell you something important!" He said.

"What is it?" Nozzaire asked.

"As you probably saw on the news, I've been entrusted with the key to the vault of lethal super weapons." He explained "I have an urgent meeting overseas and have to have someone guard the vault and key."

"I will guard the vault with every bone in my body!" Nozzaire saluted.

"NOT YOU!" General Sir shouted "I want Gadget to guard the vault."

Just then, the braclet with the key inside dropped out of the celing and Nozzaire caught it.

"That bracelet contains the key to the vault." General Sir continued "Make sure Gadget gets it? Understand?"

Nozzaire sighed "Yes sir."

"And as for you, colonel" said the general "I will need you to take my place at the disarmament ball tonight, and to watch over my neighbor's daughter. Is that understood?"

"Yes sir" Nozzaire sighed.

"General Sir signing off." General Sir ended the transmission.

Just then, Nozzaire's office door suddenly slammed wide open. It was Gadget and Jorge.

"Inspector Gadget reporting for duty!" Gadget saluted.

"Officer Jorge reporting for duty, as well" Jorge added.

"AAAH!" Nozzaire jumped up out of shock and got stuck in the hole the bracelt fell from.

Gadget looked up "Colonel Nozzaire! What're you doing up there? I'd better get you down! Go go gadget arms!"

Gadget's arms extended and he pulled Nozzaire right out of the vault.

"I was worried you were in some real trouble colonel." Gadget said.

"Not until you showed up." Nozzaire rudely told him.

And in just a few minutes, Nozzaire was finishing explaining Gadget and Jorge their mission.

"So while you two are guarding the vault, I can enjoy a nice night away from you and enjoy the disarmament ball with General Sir's neighbor's daughter" Nozzaire finished "No wait! What am I saying?" I'll guard the vault and you two watch over the daughter. This job requires a dignified military man! Not some bucket of bolts and some Cuban guy!"

"A brilliant plan colonel!" Gadget said.

"Thanks, I guess" Jorge said, unsure "Though that was kinda racist"

"Besides, I've raised my own niece" said Gadget "Surely I can handle a little girl"

Just then, Nozzaire's phone rang. Gadget extended his arm and answered the phone.

"Hello" he spoke into the phone "This is Colonel Nozzaire's office. Sure, I'll give them the message, thank you"

Gadget hung up the phone.

"What were you doing, Gadget?" asked the colonel "And who was that?"

"That was your hair stylist at the C'hambre De'Chivic's reminding you of your appointment today" Gadget explained.

"I did not make an appointment" Nozzaire snapped.

"Frankly, I'd say you'll need a little trim" said Jorge "What with the big ball tonight"

"Jorge's right" Gadget said as he extended his arms and put Nozzaire in his chair "Go go gadget, clippers"

Gadget's hands went into his sleeves and out came some giant clippers. Nozzaire screamed and started to run out of the office.

"On second thought" he said "I'll take that appointment"

Nozzaire ran outside of his office as fast as he could and slammed the door.

"Boy, he must be in a hurry" said Gadget.

"Actually Gadget, I think he was afraid of you" Jorge told Gadget.

"Wowsers" Gadget said as he saw the bracelet containing the key to the vault "Look! A bracelet"

"What do you think it's for?" Jorge asked Gadget as he picked it up.

"Isn't it obvious?" asked Gadget "He must've bought for General Sir's daughter"

"You sure, Gadget?" Jorge asked him "That doesn't sound like Nozzaire to do something for someone"

"Nope it doesn't" said Gadget "But the important thing is that we have a mission to attend to. Come on, we've gotta get ready for the ball. Some shady characters could show up"

While Gadget and Jorge went back home, Nozzaire went over to the place where he was to have his haircut.

"Hello?" he walked into the place "I'm Colonel Jaques Nozzaire. I'm here for my haircut appointment"

"Yes of course" said the barber "Follow me"

Nozzaire followed the barber and he sat down in the chair.

The barber started to do Nozzaire's hair, who was unaware that he was planting a tiny device on his neck "Let's see...a little cut, a trim, one brain controlling device..."

"What?" asked Nozzaire.

"Nothing" the barber said sheepishly "Some rollers would be nice"

The barber put rollers in Nozzaire's hair, pulled down a hair dryer (like the ones you see at hair salons) and started to do his hair. In just a few seconds, he lifted off the drier and Nozzaire had a large afro.

"AAAHHH!" he screamed.

"I'm so glad you like it" said the barber.

"AAAHHHH!" Nozzaire ran out the door.

"What?" asked the barber "No tip? Won't matter anyways. I've got the mind control device on him and soon, I Bruno Edwards will have control of the super weapons and then...the world!"

Author's Note:

Looks like this new season is off to a good start! Inspector Gadget and his partner, Jorge Cruz are on a mission to protect the super weapons, while going undercover at the ball. But there is some sort of thief who wants those weapons and what could he be planning? Stay tuned for more developments!