Redd: So, instead of doing my usual thing, I've decided to try my hand at a skit beginning—

RKK: Which you totally stole from me…

Redd: Do you honestly care?

RKK: No.

Redd: Than shaddup before I eat your head! Anyway, I've decided to make the actual story in skit form as well.

Ed: That's bad, isn't it?

Redd: GO AWAY! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS!!!! (hits over the head with frying pan)

RKK: You know what that means…. VASH!!!!!! (pulls Vash randomly out of nowhere)

Vash: NO! PLEASE GOD N—

Redd: Here have a doughnut.

Vash: Okay! (takes doughnut and sits cross legged on the floor, munching on it)

Redd: Angel, do the disclaimer!

Angel: She owns nothin', bitches!

Redd: Now here it is.

Random Stories, Trigun Style

Number One:

The Pantie Conspiracies

RKK: uh…. Why are we still here?

Redd: Because we're in the story.

RKK: Sweet!

Angel: Um, can I go home now?

Redd: Sure! (Angel leaves, Redd takes something from behind her back)

Wolfwood: HEY!!!! Is that my underwear?

Redd: Yes… (Pulls out scissors and holds them menacingly over the underwear)

RKK: This is not gonna end well…

Vash: TT My doughnut's gone…

RKK: Don't cry Vash… I'll give you a doughnut!

Vash: DOUGNUT!!!

RKK: (Gives Vash Doughnut)

Redd: Where's my doughnut?

RKK: You don't get one….

Redd: Why?

RKK: Cause I say so… and because you refuse to give Wolfwood his panties back…

Wolfwood: I DO NOT WEAR PANTIES!!!

RKK: Yes you do… Wait! This sounds familiar….

Redd: (Still holding wolfwoods panties) Of course it does you ninny! You wrote it!

RKK: Oh yeah….

Wolfwood: Hey, can I have my panties- I mean my underwear back now?

RKK: Haha! You said panties!!

Vash: Both of you are insane!!!

Redd: Yeah, and you're not?

Vash: Well, now that you mention it...

Redd: See? Birds of a feather! Wolfwood: Why are you torturing me this way?

Redd: 'Cause it's fun….

RKK: Redd… give Wolfwood his panties back…

Redd: That wouldn't be much fun…

RKK: So… I hate seeing men cry….

Redd: I don't care! I have special plans for these….

Me: Fine… no Doughnuts…

Tara: Awww…. Nuts… Well, I'll just have to call in reinforcements…