AN: This is just a bit of idiocy really :P Hope you enjoy it... its only going to be around 3 chapters or so... I just had to get the funness out of me so I could write my serious stuff better : )

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! or V for Vendetta... dang...

CHAPTER ONE!!!

"THE STRANGE STRANGE HAPPENINGS OF THE NESS..."

Erik stood on the roof looking across the dark starry sky... when a strange fop walked in.

"OH MY GOD!!!" Said the fop while waving his hands in the air. "THE... the... uhhhhhh..." His voice trailed off as he saw the snow falling from the sky. "Ohhhhhhh... The snow and it falls and it stays for several days?" HE asked the Opera Ghost who was giving him a very angry look. It was then that Raoul released there was an Opera Ghost standing in front of him. "AHHH!!! AHHH!!! IT'S IT'S THE OPERA GHOST!!! AHHH HE'S GOING TO KILL ME AND THEN EAT ME! HE'S GOING TO POKE ME! HE'S GOING TO THROUGH A NUSE AT ME! AND KNIFES!" Raoul Waved his hands around stupidly.

Erik smiled slightly at how stupid this fop could really get. "Um yes some of those things i may... want to do... but if i did any of them Christine would surly hate me for it..." Erik's voice trailed off as he saw the other man in a mask walk up, he also was completely dressed in black, only his mask was a Guy Fox mask.

V walked up to Raoul and drew one of his knives. "Now this man may not kill you, but that dose not stop me from doing so, you are so annoying!"

Just then Christine ran onto the roof followed by Evey who was yielding a buzz cutter. "AHHH! ERIK THE CRAZY LADY WANTS TO LOP OFF MY HAIR!" Christine yelled while pointing at Evey and doing the Can' Can the whole time she yelled and pointed.

Erik looked appalled.

V however was laughing.

Erik looked from V, to Evey, to Christine and then back again. He then shrugged and went poof and vanished and DISAPEARD!

"CAN'CAN!" Christine yelled hysterically then dropped to the floor and started to yell something new. "STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!! 'CAUSE THE SNOW! IT FEELS COLD IT WILL MAKE ME FREEZ YOU SEE?" She jumped up and looked at V.

"... Right... were the hell am I?" V asked looking around.

It was then that Raoul spoke again. "Your in... um... on... an opera house... in some country and some odd city... that has lots of stars!" He said smartly pointing at the ground and the sky with one hand.

Erik re appeared and hit Raoul over the head with a pumpkin. V looked at him with his head tilted to one side questioningly. "Oh Hessian lent it to me..."

"OMG! WHOS HESSIAN?" Christine yelled while still doing the can can.

V looked at her oddly as if to say wow you don't know Hessian every one knows Hessian. "The headless horsemen. Of course who ells would it be?" Christine looked at him oddly and shrugged.

"I don't know! DON"T BE MEEN TO ME! I'M JUST HIGH ON ICEING SUGAR! ERIK WHY WON'T YOU STICK UP FOR ME?" Christine then broke down and punched Evey square in the face then started to roll on the ground again.

"Oh okay... so were are we?" V looked at Erik.

"In Paris, on top of my opera house!" Erik then pulled out a large amount of tangled rope and started to fiddle with it mumbling. "I should have just stuck to cat gut, it never tangles..."

AN: I know it sucks right? I just had to get it out of my system.

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