KNIGHT OR NOT

Sir William (GooseFat Bill) runs away from his problems and stumbles into the world of Westeros. Sansa lights the candle and leaves it in the window of the tallest tower. Petyr Littlefinger Baelish doesn't like this newcomer that wears a helmet that doesn't reveal his face only his familiar grey-green eyes. who will win the fair maidens affections and who wants them more;p

Goose Fat bill

Running with his heartbeat pounding in his ears, sweat beading from his short dark curly hair. He looks behind him, he can hear the sound of dogs and hooves of galloping horses in the distance. Still running without looking he stumbles, then falls and the sound of hounds and hooves grow louder. He scrambles to his feet to run again but is stopped dead in his tracks as something has a hold of his ankle.

He suppresses a scream as to not give away his position as he looks down at to see what had stopped him, to find a hand gripped firmly to his ankle, that had emerged from a puddle he was stepping in prior to his stumbling.

Slowly the hand pulls him back towards the puddle, taking his sword from its scabbard he frantically slashes at the thing's wrist to sever it but to no avail. The man yells for help having given up on running, knowing very well he will not get any he still tries then stops realising he just gave away his position. The hounds barking is much much louder than it was before. Forgetting about the hand he tries running, but is suddenly yanked into the puddle he frantically tries clawing at the soil around it trying to get out of it, but with his bow and quiver on his back weighing him down dragging him further into the depths of a once shallow puddle like 'magic'.

"William come back! We need to talk! Goose Fat where are you?! William!" his friends call out to him as the dogs continue barking.

William tries swimming back to the surface only for his efforts to be proven fruitless because of the hand still clamped onto his foot. Remembering the thing attached to his foot William chances a look down at it and finds a beautiful smiling woman dragging him down, he realises that she is the fabled lady of the lake and stops struggling and blacks out.

The lady of the lake pulls William to the surface of the now crystal clear river water instead of the puddle from which he was taken. When Williams' head emerged from the water, he suddenly regained consciousness and was gasping for air and crawling his way onto the riverbank then collapsed on his back from exhaustion. He was completely oblivious to his surroundings and thud of wood being dropped to the ground as someone rushes over to him. He spots the figure nearing him but can't make it out as his vision is blurred then black once more.

Podrick

"Pod we need wood for the fire, and some water you must be just as parched as I. Catch." Lady Brienne said as she chucked the water skins at him.

"Yes milady," he replies and heads off to the river.

On his way to the river, Pod had an arm full of firewood and was taking his time to get to the river so he could listen to the animals in the Wolfswood. He carries the wood with him to the edge of the trees close to the river bank, where he hears the sound of something breaking the surface of the water when he hears someone gasping for air.

Then Pod turns and hides behind the nearest tree and peaks around it. Watching as the man crawls his way out of the water then collapses onto his back.

Thinking quickly Pod drops the wood rushes to the man's side interlocks his fingers and hits the man on his chest hard no response does it another time still nothing but on the third, the man is coughing up water, his eyes keep fluttering open then closing.

Pod slaps the man's cheek to keep him awake. "S-ser wake up, c' mon Ser. I'll help you up and take you to c-camp." Pod stuttered to the man as he wraps the man's arm around his neck and helps him get up. The man leans on him. 'Must be exhausted' Pod thought as they make their way back through the Wolfswood to his and Brienne's camp.

When they arrive back at the camp it is close to nightfall and Brienne is still looking at the tower waiting for the signal from Sansa.

Brienne turns towards Pod and the man then suddenly rushes forward and grabs the man by his tunic and lifted him off of his feet yelling at him. "WHY DID YOU SELL HER TO THE BOLTONS LITTLE FINGER! SHE COULD BE DEAD OR WORSE BECAUSE OF YOU DO YOU HEAR ME!" she screams at him whilst shaking him which wakes him up, and he is now staring at her in confusion then his body goes slack and she releases him and he crumples to the ground.

Before Brienne can do anything Pod steps between the two and the man speaks "Wh-where am I and who the fuck 're you." as he gets to his feet.

"Who are we? WHO ARE WE! WE WERE IN THAT IN WHEN YOU WERE WITH LADY SANSA! BEFORE YOU SOLD HER TO THE BOLTONS YOU SNAKE!" Brienne was fuming at the man's ignorance.

"Look I'm not this little fucker or whoever you think I am the names Goose Fat Bill or Sir William if you'd prefer." Goose Fat said as he stretches his hand out for her to shake, Brienne just looks at it as if he had slapped her.

Brienne straightens a grin now plastered on her face. "Well Ser William if you are who you say than prove it, you just happen to look exactly like the worst man in the seven kingdoms," she said gesturing to the sword on his hip.

"You asked for it milady. I ain't going easy on you cause 'ur a woman." he said dryly as he unsheathed his sword and waits for her to strike then dodges to the right and strikes her unguarded left flank, then ducks her next swipe aimed for his head and kicks the back of her knee making her fall then holds his sword to her throat.

"Hows Izatt milady," he whispered releasing her so she could stand. "Lady Brienne I don't think that is a little finger, he could never hold a sword let alone use one he has a scar to prove his uselessness, and you've never lost a hand to hand since I've been with you."

Pod speaks up from the side. "I knew he wasn't Baelish the moment he got a hit in so I believe him but am not quite convinced as you said Pod Baelish has a scar on his chest we have not seen this man's chest if you would Ser William," she said as she pointed at his chest.

This is the first chapter of my first crossover. Petyr won't join us for a few chapters so hold on. wolves;p