A/N: This is a poem. You will probably hate it if you are a Harry Potter fan, so beware. Read at your own risk. This is Draco talking.
Disclaimer: You know what J.K Rowling owns.
He has a little scratch
Up upon his head
Everyone thinks he's awesome
But I know he has a crappy bed.
Hermione eats cat poop
And Ron Prefers cat piss
If I were them I'd pack my bags
And plan to move out west.
Why does that famous monster
Befriend such phsyco freaks?
The little girl's a gruesome mudblood
The little boy's a dirt-poor slip
Harry should join my side
Together we shall prevail
My father knows ways
To other wise, make him experience hell