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~Ch.1 The Problem~
The Yu Yu Crew were all outside of Yusuke's house when all of the sudden Kuwabara and Yusuke got in a fight about who was stronger, cuter, and funnier. Yusuke went for a punch at Kuwabara and missed by an inch and hit Hiei in the jaw. Kuwabara started laughing. Hiei then started laughing.
" Are you fuckin gay or something you guys all know who the strongest, cutest and funniest is," Hiei said.
"We do?" Yusuke and Kuwabara asked.
"Yes I am" replied Hiei with a grin on his face. Because everybody 's not as fast as me neither as strong as I. I'm also very handsome.
"No your not," Botan said with a little giggle. "Yusuke is ugly and Kuwabara is the ugliest person I've ever seen. Kurama is the strongest, funniest, and cutest."
Botan if you weren't a girl I would chop your head off and feed it to my pet piranhas. Hiei said grinning.
"Botan I find you charming to. You have a pretty smile and a fine ass," said Kurama.
Kuwabara started laughing idiotically as well as everybody else but at him not with him. Kurama and Botan were to busy making out to laugh.
"You are all stupid boys," Keiko said.
"Keiko excuse me,"replied Yusuke. "I thought you liked me. I hate you."
Keiko then took her hand and hit Yusuke in the face.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean it. I like you," he said rubbing his cheek.
All of the sudden Koenma appears. "Because of your inappropriate behavior I order you guys and girls to go to military school. Do you know what some people do to you in military school." He asked evily.
"No," everybody said at once.
Koenma then started to laugh.
"You can't tell us what to do toddler," they all said.
"Fine than I just will give Botan 100 spankings and Kurama I'm going to tell your mom you were making out with Botan." He threatened.
"Fine I'll go," Botan said.
"I'll go because Botan is going," said Kurama.
"Yusuke, if you do not go I will tell your mother that you got beat up by a girl. And for you Keiko If you do not go I will tell your mom you flunked math."
"You wouldn't do that would you," Keiko asked.
"Yes I would," replied Koenma.
"Fine me and Yusuke will go, right Yusuke?"
"Yes," Yusuke replied.
"And Hiei you know what I will do" replied Koenma.
"Yes I do" replied Hiei, "but if you do. I will kill you."
"No you won't," replied Koenma! "Because if you do my dad will kill you know who!"
"Fine I will go," screamed Hiei at the top of his lungs as he kept on turing back into and out of his demon form and human form.
"That's better," replied Koenma. And everybody else said fine we will go.
"When is are first day of Military school?" asked Kuwabara and the rest of the crew.
"Tomorrow a bus will come at 6:00 A.M . If you are not there you will be thrown in jail for life."
"Okay," said everybody.
" I wrote a poem for you Yukina. Can I read it to you?" asked Kuwabara.
"Of course," replied Yukina.
"Okay I'm going to start."
"Yukina your eyes are as yellow as the sun. Your smile is as beautiful as a red rose Your hair is as fluffy as a rabbit Your voice, when ever I hear It, I feel my heart beating 200 mph Roses are red Violets are blue as well as the sky The Dirt is brown The Grass is Green The sun is yellow The moon is dark Bark comes from trees and so does paper But love comes from the heart not the looks I love you, Yukina," replied Kuwabara.
Everybody started crying except for Hiei he was laughing madly.
"Kuwabara is so pathetic. In fact right now I'm going to be the crap out of him. Maybe on accident I might even kill him. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Or maybe on purpose."
As soon as everybody knew it. Kuwabara was laying on the ground. Hiei was lauging.
Everybody started to laugh because Kuwabara was dead.
"Let's celebrate," said Yukina as she wiggled her butt and did a funny victory. Everybody joined. Even Kuwabara. But then Yukina took Hiei's sword and killed Kuwabara.
Then she started singing. "It's my birthday, it's my birthday. I'm gonna party, cause it's my birthday, cause Kuwabara's dead, woo hoo."
"Let's go get a 24 pack," said Yusuke pulling out his fake I.D.
A/N: That's the end of chapter one. Please R&R. Sorry I Just Had to Kill Kuwabara. The Next Chapter Will Be Their First Day Of Military School.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ The Yu Yu Crew Goes to Military School$$$$$$$$$$$$$
~Ch.1 The Problem~
The Yu Yu Crew were all outside of Yusuke's house when all of the sudden Kuwabara and Yusuke got in a fight about who was stronger, cuter, and funnier. Yusuke went for a punch at Kuwabara and missed by an inch and hit Hiei in the jaw. Kuwabara started laughing. Hiei then started laughing.
" Are you fuckin gay or something you guys all know who the strongest, cutest and funniest is," Hiei said.
"We do?" Yusuke and Kuwabara asked.
"Yes I am" replied Hiei with a grin on his face. Because everybody 's not as fast as me neither as strong as I. I'm also very handsome.
"No your not," Botan said with a little giggle. "Yusuke is ugly and Kuwabara is the ugliest person I've ever seen. Kurama is the strongest, funniest, and cutest."
Botan if you weren't a girl I would chop your head off and feed it to my pet piranhas. Hiei said grinning.
"Botan I find you charming to. You have a pretty smile and a fine ass," said Kurama.
Kuwabara started laughing idiotically as well as everybody else but at him not with him. Kurama and Botan were to busy making out to laugh.
"You are all stupid boys," Keiko said.
"Keiko excuse me,"replied Yusuke. "I thought you liked me. I hate you."
Keiko then took her hand and hit Yusuke in the face.
"I'm sorry I didn't mean it. I like you," he said rubbing his cheek.
All of the sudden Koenma appears. "Because of your inappropriate behavior I order you guys and girls to go to military school. Do you know what some people do to you in military school." He asked evily.
"No," everybody said at once.
Koenma then started to laugh.
"You can't tell us what to do toddler," they all said.
"Fine than I just will give Botan 100 spankings and Kurama I'm going to tell your mom you were making out with Botan." He threatened.
"Fine I'll go," Botan said.
"I'll go because Botan is going," said Kurama.
"Yusuke, if you do not go I will tell your mother that you got beat up by a girl. And for you Keiko If you do not go I will tell your mom you flunked math."
"You wouldn't do that would you," Keiko asked.
"Yes I would," replied Koenma.
"Fine me and Yusuke will go, right Yusuke?"
"Yes," Yusuke replied.
"And Hiei you know what I will do" replied Koenma.
"Yes I do" replied Hiei, "but if you do. I will kill you."
"No you won't," replied Koenma! "Because if you do my dad will kill you know who!"
"Fine I will go," screamed Hiei at the top of his lungs as he kept on turing back into and out of his demon form and human form.
"That's better," replied Koenma. And everybody else said fine we will go.
"When is are first day of Military school?" asked Kuwabara and the rest of the crew.
"Tomorrow a bus will come at 6:00 A.M . If you are not there you will be thrown in jail for life."
"Okay," said everybody.
" I wrote a poem for you Yukina. Can I read it to you?" asked Kuwabara.
"Of course," replied Yukina.
"Okay I'm going to start."
"Yukina your eyes are as yellow as the sun. Your smile is as beautiful as a red rose Your hair is as fluffy as a rabbit Your voice, when ever I hear It, I feel my heart beating 200 mph Roses are red Violets are blue as well as the sky The Dirt is brown The Grass is Green The sun is yellow The moon is dark Bark comes from trees and so does paper But love comes from the heart not the looks I love you, Yukina," replied Kuwabara.
Everybody started crying except for Hiei he was laughing madly.
"Kuwabara is so pathetic. In fact right now I'm going to be the crap out of him. Maybe on accident I might even kill him. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa. Or maybe on purpose."
As soon as everybody knew it. Kuwabara was laying on the ground. Hiei was lauging.
Everybody started to laugh because Kuwabara was dead.
"Let's celebrate," said Yukina as she wiggled her butt and did a funny victory. Everybody joined. Even Kuwabara. But then Yukina took Hiei's sword and killed Kuwabara.
Then she started singing. "It's my birthday, it's my birthday. I'm gonna party, cause it's my birthday, cause Kuwabara's dead, woo hoo."
"Let's go get a 24 pack," said Yusuke pulling out his fake I.D.
A/N: That's the end of chapter one. Please R&R. Sorry I Just Had to Kill Kuwabara. The Next Chapter Will Be Their First Day Of Military School.