Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter; it's the wonderful creation of J.K. Rowling yadayadayada. BUT, Dumbledore's plushies belong to me (see chapter 2 when up), at least in my head. The spiffy title came from the mental image of Mr. Burn's popping out of a cake saying 'happy birthday, Mr. Smithers….' XD

Note: Character insertion, because I had no plausible way to integrate the party. And this is a slash fic. If you aren't okay with homosexuality, even when drunk, I advise you to LEAVE.

I have no idea when Draco's birthday is; I picked the 13th because it is Kisa's birthday, and she's my friend. So happy late birthday. The character of Lena Kramer is based on her. So this fic is dedicated to you Em!

Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, Draco/Harry

Chapter 1:  It's my birthday…and Lena's too

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"Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me…happy birthday to me!" sang Draco Malfoy softly to himself. It was February 13th, Draco's birthday. He was suddenly aware of Professor McGonagall calling him.

"Mister Malfoy. It may be your birthday, but that does not give you the leave to let your mind wander. Please pay attention" said McGonagall. Draco scowled. He heard sniggering behind him. He turned and glared over his shoulder.

"Class dismissed."

Draco was the first one out the door. "Draco!" Draco heard someone yell, and he turned. It was Lena Kramer, the only other student in the year that shared his birthday. "Happy birthday Draco!" Lena said with a big smile. "Oh, happy birthday to you too Lena." Draco returned.

"Lena!" someone yelled. "Oh, well, gotta go. See you later." Lena ran off. Draco turned around to see the other 4 Slytherin girls smirking at him. "What?" he asked, eyeing them. "Oh, nothing." said Pansy Parkinson airily. "Look, I don't like her. I've got a girlfriend, okay?" Draco stormed away. "He SO likes her." Said Pansy to no one in particular. Blaise nodded. "She sure as hell likes him."

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"Ack. You know who's birthday it is today? Draco Malfoy's." said Harry Potter disgustedly. "You just realized that? How stupid are you? Ginny's been talking about it for a week." Ron Weasley answered sarcastically. "Ooers…Ron's mad!" said Hermione Granger, snuggling closer to Ron. "I'm not mad, I just don't like the idea of Ginny going out with him. And because it's that git's birthday." Ron squeezed Hermione. Harry sighed. "I need a girlfriend. Why won't anyone ask me out?"

"Because you're and ugly git with a scar and messy hair?" offered Ron. "Ron!" Hermione smacked him upside the head. Ron rubbed the spot where his girlfriend had smacked him and edged away from her slowly. Hermione poked Ron and said "Maybe you should ask someone out instead of waiting." Harry nodded. "Yea, maybe I will."

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Out on the Hogwarts grounds stood a hooded black figure.

"Time to have a little fun…."

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Comments and reviews! Sorry for the uber-short chapter, it was long in my book! A whole page and ¾! Chapter 2 coming soon, and some formation of a plot. This was more of a prologue, explaining stuff.