It was a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom, like any other day. Except for the ruckus going on inside Peach's castle;
"Everyone, shut the fuck up!" SMG4 stood on a table and started shouting at the crowd.
The group stopped whatever they were doing and faced SMG4.
"You have 10 minutes to pile into the car, or I'm gonna bust your ass with my shotgun." He cocked his shotgun and aimed it at the crowd, with a bloodthirsty look on his face.
The group ran outside, fearing extermination, and entered the large mini-van waiting for them. It was a tight fit. SMG4 promptly followed and hopped into the driver seat.
Mario's eyes started looking in different directions, and he asked, "Oooh, who's sitting on Mario's ass?"
Toad and Luigi looked at eachother, and shrugged off Mario's retardation. Bob got into the passenger seat,
"SMG4, where are we going? This better be worth it, I could be making a hot sexy rap instead of sharing a car with smelly apes."
SMG4 started the ignition, and replied:
"We're going on a boating trip! And before you ask why, we need more group activities for fun!"
To his dismay, SMG4 recieved looks of pure boredom and disinterest from most of the group.
"Fine, there's also possibly treasure somewhere..." He sighed. This caused excitement in the mini-van, and some people were already planning their mutli-millionaire future.
"I can finally pay that ramson to save my wife!" Toad gleefully exclaimed, while clutching a photograph of his candy 'wife'.
"I'll buy 100 copies of Smash Everybody in the Ass Bros!" Tari was already shaking with excitement.
As SMG4 drove the van, with his less-than-perfect driving skills, Meggy had a worried look on her face.
"Water?! I can't swim, I die when I touch water!" Meggy was an inkling, and when she got in contact with a large body of water, her body would dissolve and she would die, since inklings are made up of ink.
"Don't worry Meggy! Just use one of my floatie's!" Bowser handed her a rubber duck floatie, and her shocked face changed to a pout.
"I can't wait to go see the ocean again! Maybe we can visit my dad too, and watch some anime with him." Fishy Boopkins was born in the ocean, and this trip already sounded like the greatest thing ever.
The van finally exited the castle grounds, and head off towards the beach. Two figures ominously observed the van. One of them spoke:
"They didn't invite me again! I'm still being rejected, even after the whole arc thing." The speaking figure is revealed to be Waluigi.
"Actually, it's because we are side characters, brother." The second figure is Wario.
"Oh."