Tingle Meets the Happy Mask Salesman

Summary: Ridge Fate fic. Don't ask, cause I don't know. Just R&R before he loses his mind from lack of reviews.

Disclaimer: Don't own, don't get paid, don't care.

Tingle, the 35 year old fairy dude that gives you masks in Majoras Mask, was doing his happy spin dance one day, when the map he always carries hit Jim, the bombers leader, right in the face. Jim sued Tingle and got him kicked out of Clock Town. Tingle was sent to the CANYON, the one where the Redeads live! One his way there, Tingle was attacked by Bomchus, those birds that steal your stuff (Tingles maps were stolen by from those birds) and chased by Wolfols.

When he finally made it to the Canyon, a guy named Sakkon (that guy that stole the old farts bomb bag at midnight and who lives at the canyon) stole the rest of Tingles stuff and knocked him unconscious.

He awoke to scary laughs. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Redeads!!!!!!!!!!" But he looked again, it was the happy mask salesman! (Even worse if you ask me.) "I saved you from the Redeads, now you must help me." The mask salesman told Tingle. So Tingle became a mask salesman and now owns the Happy Mask shop in Hyrule. But it is now called 'Tingles Bargain Zoo Animal Mask Shop'. (Wait till the National Enquirer gets a hold of this!) As for the Happy Mask salesman, he is traveling to the Star Wars universe, he lost his ewok mask.