I disclaim! I don't even own myself.

Totally NO SPOILERS here, just a girl, a computer, and LOTS and LOTS of imagination. So the setup is: Chad and Sonny have broken up after Chad's petty behavior over the Tween Choice Award. He's begged forgiveness, but Sonny is really not digging petty, babyish Chad, so she's letting him sweat it out a while. Then, Christmas Episode time comes around and a certain guest star shows up on So Random! just in time to "Make a Wave!"

Chapter One: All I Want for Christmas is...a Jonas Brother?

Sonny walked down the hall to Marshall's office, hoping Chad wasn't lurking in the halls on this side of the studio. His apologies has been relentless, and, honestly, she just needed a break. He was acting even more childish now than when he'd asked for a recount vote in the Tween Choice Awards. She really wasn't angry about that. It was just a stupid award, but she was angry that he was too immature to see his own faults. He actually thought winning a competition would make their relationship better. She was just really over his drama right now and needed some time alone away from it. As she made her way to Marshall's office, she wondered what was so important that couldn't wait 'til rehearsals later today.

"Finally, Sonny, come in. And close the door."

"What's up, Marshall?"

"I just confirmed our guest star for the Christmas episode."

"Isn't Christmas, like, two months away."

"Yes, but everyone films their Holiday shows in advance. No one hangs around for the Holidays."

"Okay, so who is it?"

"Oh, Sonny it's the biggest guest star we've ever had!"

"Really? It's Taylor Swift...no Taylor Lautner...ooh, no, it's Robert Pattinson..."

"No, Sonny. Think musical...brother...tweens love him..."

"Justin Beiber?"

"No..."

"Oh, good."

"Come on, Sonny, work with me."

"Marshall, just tell me. Obviously I'm no good with guessing games."

"It's Joe Jonas."

Sonny screamed.

"Joe Jonas? Oh my gosh!"

"Shh, shh. This is all very secretive. We don't want anyone to find out until he shows up on set Monday."

"Monday? Like three days from today?"

"Yes. We start rehearsing for the episode Monday. He'll be here all week, and we'll shoot on Friday."

"Oh my gosh, you've just given me the most exciting news ever and I can't even tell anyone?"

"No."

"Then why did you tell me?"

"Because you have extra work to do for the show. You'll be singing a duet with Joe."

Sonny covered her mouth to stifle her scream.

"A duet with Joe Jonas? Me? Oh my gosh..."

"It's very top secret, okay? No one will know about the song until the show airs. It will be taped separately and you two will rehearse in private. No one is to know about the song until the show airs, do you understand?"

"Yes, I understand."

"Fine. Here is the sheet music. You and Joe will begin rehearsing Monday night. Be ready to sing. We will record it in a studio later in the week and do the final taping Friday night after everyone else has left for the day. Got it?"

"Yeah, I got it. So what's this song?"

"It's something from that new music camp movie he's got coming out. Something about changing things..."

"Wouldn't Change A Thing?"

"That's the one."

Sonny stopped short of another scream.

"Did I die before I came in here? 'Cause I must be in Heaven!"

"Remember, Sonny, TOP SECRET."

"Got it, Marshall."

Sonny couldn't supress the grin as she glided down the hallway towards her dressing room.

"Why are you so smiley? Did you and Pooper get back together?"

"No, Tawni. Why did you have to go and ruin my good mood by bringing that up?"

"Well, everyone knows it's just a matter of time. Just go ahead and do it and put us out of your misery already."

"It's not just a matter of time. I don't know if we'll get back together or not."

"Uggh, you're more dramatic than The Falls. So if that's not why you're so happy, then what is the reason?"

"Oh, nothing. I just found out we're shooting the Christmas episode next week. I love Christmas."

"Ooh, yeah. Me, too. I love doing our Christmas episode. There's so much we can do this year. We can have a skit called, "Santa Claus is Coming to Clown". I've been thinking about ths for a while now. It's Christmas at a clown college, and they have "silly santa" instead of dirty santa and they all get pranked..."

"Hey, that's pretty good, " Sonny said, taking a minute to hide her music in her purse. "Let's go write these ideas down. Better yet, let's go find Nico and Grady."

"Good idea."

Sonny got so caught up in planning the skits for the episode that she almost forgot about the special guest until Grady brought it up.

"I wonder who our special guest star will be?"

"Huh?" Sonny asked, fidgeting.

"Well, every year we have a big time star come on the Christmas episode. I wonder who it will be this year?"

"Hmmm, no telling," Sonny lied.

"Well, it's hard to write skits until you know who will be doing them."

"Well, we can just fit him in wherever. They'll be funny whoever he is."

"He? How do you know it's a he?"

"Yeah, "Nico chimed in, "What do you know that we don't?"

"Nothing. I just said he because in English we learned to use he when we don't know the sex of the person we're referring to. It's like a rule or something. I mean it could be a she, right?"

"Yeah. Who knows?"

Sonny was grateful her excuse pleased the boys and they dropped the subject. She had no idea how she was going to keep this in all weekend. Just then a familiar face came to the door of the prop house.

"Uggh, that's how," she muttered to herself as Chad stood there holding more roses than his arms could hold.

Sonny walked towards the back of the prop house and motioned to Tawni.

"Could you deal with that, please?"

Tawni rolled her eyes and headed to block Chad's entrance.

"We're busy here, Pooper."

"Come on, Tawni, please. I just need five minutes."

"No, Chad. You had five minutes and what did you do? Act like a child and beg for a recount of your stupid award. You can take your five minutes, and your award, and your roses and stick 'em!"

With that Tawni slammed the door closed and locked it.

"Thanks, Tawn," Sonny sighed. She was probably being a little too mean to Chad, but she just wanted him to give up for a minute. If he'd just leave her alone for a day, she could think better. Now with this big secret and working on the duet of a lifetime, Chad was so on the backburner. He and his drama would totally have to wait until Sonny was finished with the Christmas episode.