Ok first lets give some heads up. In this story Crona is a BOY not a girl; this takes place at a mental hospital. Everyone is normal….or as normal as you can get in a mental hospital. Crona is a patient, Shinigami-san is the one in charge of the mental hospital, Spirit (Death Scythe) is a doctor, Dr. Stein is a doctor, and almost a patient himself, Patty and Liz and Tsubaki are not patients, but Kid, Black Star, Soul, Sid, and (Obviously) Crona, are patients, Maka is normal civilian,
My two helpers in making this story are….how bout they introduce themselves…. I hate introducing them….Well here are my two annoying helpers, you may remember them from one of my chapters in my Bleach story For Better Or For Worse, here are the two most annoying people on earth
Yuki- HEY!!! I AINT ANNOYING!!!
Colron- Yuki, my dear, stupid, friend, AINT, aint a word
Dino- are you guys even spelling it right and its not a word yet it is, so just quit using it or I lock you in the dark closet.
Yuki&Colron- Yes ma'am….
Dino- GOOD!!!! Now let us begin the story!
Yuki- Lettuce?? Sounds fine to me. Let's get some lettuce!
Dino- *Does Reaper Chop on Yuki*
Yuki- *Lying unconscious blood gushing out of head*
Colron- …………………….
Dino- BEGIN ALREADY!!!!! RAWR!!!
Chapter one
Shinigami-sans Log
The patients seem to be doing fine, no sudden change in there behavior though. Every thing is peaceful and calm. We should be expecting a new patient today; it is a friend of Dr. Spirit's daughter, Soul Evans, Seems to have an issue with OCD with 'coolness.' This should be interesting.
Forget what I said about peaceful and calm. Black*Star is trying dangerous stunts claiming he is greater then god, he has apparently a type of God Complex, claiming he is the one who surpasses god.
My son Kid is at lest not getting obsessed with symmetry or perfection, but I can't get my hopes to high. He will be at it again in less then two hours. I'm sure of it. Oh our new patient has arrived with Dr. Spirit's daughter. Hopefully they won't mistake her as the patient….never can be so sure here….
Maka
I walked in with Soul behind me. "Going to a mental hospital is sooo not cool." He grumbled and I rolled my eyes. "MAAAAAAAAKAAAAA!!!" I heard a familiar yelled and was hugged by papa. "Papa, let go, can't breathe." I wheezed.
Papa let go of me embarrassed. "oh how are you Soul?" He asked Soul. "Bored, pissed that I am in such an uncool place." Soul muttered. "Well you just come with me, Soul and we will take you to see Shinigami-san, Maka you can wait in the rec-center, we will send Dr. Stein to get you when your needed Kay? Its down the hall then take a left turn, then a right turn, there will be a sigh by the door saying the room, one more thing, Daddy loves you."
I rolled my eyes the second time since entering the building. "Fine, fine papa." I said and waved goodbye as he literally dragged Soul off towards Shinigami-sans office. I started for the Rec-center at a run. As I took the left turn I fell backwards after hitting something. Apparently that something fell backwards two, and apparently that something could speak for its said, "oww." In soft barley audible whine.
I looked up to see a….well I wasn't sure what gender the kid was, but the kid was around my age with light pink or well lavender hair, I couldn't tell the difference, but my money was on lavender, he-she was wearing a dress, but it was a gender neutral dress also…and….he-she had tears running out of his-her eyes! "Opps! Sorry!!" I apologized quickly but there was a low moan, like the living dead zombie moan and the kid jumped up and was immediately behind me more tears running out of the eyes.
Walking like a zombie was a man with dark skin, braided hair, muscular, Japanese tattoo an both arms, and a headband. He was walking towards the kid who looked terrified. "Croooooonaaa! I waaaaaaant tooooooooo shooooooow youuuu all the goooooood things of being deaaaaaad." He said in zombie voice as it neared the kid.
"Maka CHOP!" I said as I smacked a thick dictionary on his head and he fell on the ground clutching his head, suddenly some nurses ran towards him. They seemed to have been chasing him and were putting a straight jacket on him for when he woke up. I looked back to the other kid and saw he-she was cowering in a corner rocking back and forth mumbling "I can't handle this!"
I kneeled down beside the kid "Crona? Was that your name" I asked the kid, she-he looked up and nodded "y-y-yes, I-I'm C-c-c-Crona, w-w-who are y-y-you?" Crona stuttered. I smiled "I'm Maka; it's nice to meet you." I said smiling. Crona just got up. "T-t-thank y-y-you for s-s-saving me f-f-f-from Sid, h-h-he terrifies m-m-me." Crona said and a nurse ran up to Crona. "Young man! You go to your room, I will escort you, you caused enough trouble with this young lady!" she snapped "Sorry ma'am, I apologize for all the trouble this boy has caused you." She said and started herding Crona away.
Hmm so Crona IS a boy. I thought "Maka!" Dr. Stein ran up. "Shinigami-san will see you now." Dr. Stein said. "And if you want you can stay after he is done to be experimented on if you insist." Dr. Stein said. "Huh? I don't want to be experimented on!"
"So Maka, from now until he is better, Soul will live here." Shinigami-san said in a cheerful way. "We, the staff and patients will be his friends until he leaves. You will be allowed to visit him everyday, visiting hours start at 3:30 and end at 7:30, that is 4 hours." Shinigami-san said
I nodded "Well see you tomorrow Soul" I said waving goodbye to my best friend
Soul
"Well Mr. Evans, or, would you prefer us to call you Soul?" Shinigami-san asked, he was wearing a black cloak and a cartoon skull mask. "Soul please, and being here is so not cool." I said irritated. Shinigami-san nodded
"Spirit, will you go to the rec-room and try and get him familiar with as many patients as possible?" Shinigami-san asked Spirit nodded and dragged me toward the rec-room, there I saw a lot of other patients, at a table reading a book was a guy with black hair, but the weird thing was he had three white stripes on one side of his hair.
Spirit dragged me toward him. "Soul, this is Shinigami-sans son, Death the Kid, or as everyone calls him, Kid," Spirit said cheery, Kid nodded a curt acknowledgment and went back to his book. Spirit walked away. "he has perfection and symmetrical problems which is why he is here." He mumbled.
"I! THE GREAT BLACK*STAR! MAN WHO SURPASSESS GOD SHALL NOW LET YOU ALL BASK IN MY GLORY!" A guy with blue hair said arrogantly. "Hey! Black*Star! This is a new guy! Soul Evans." Spirit said to the arrogant kid. "oh? A new one came to see the awesome Black*Star? I am flattered!" he said like he was almighty until Kid threw a book at his face making him fall from the table he was standing on.
"Black*Star has a problem where he thinks he is all that, the greatest, greater then god, unhealthily a showoff, and a lot of other things." Spirit said.
After he introduced me to everyone, ending at Sid, he took me to my room. "Not allowed to bring any outside items inside this room Soul, be lucky that Shinigami-san allows you your normal attire as long as it is decent. Your bag is already in there, no leaving your room after 9 PM and not allowed to come out until 6:30 AM." Spirit said closing the door. I nodded and laid on my bed. "This is so not cool." I muttered
Dino- There! Finished!!!
Yuki- IT WAS TOOOOOO SHORT!!!!!
Dino- *Giving him a dark look and cracking knuckles* Didn't I already take care of you?
Yuki- AHH! COLRON SAVE ME FROM MANIAC!!!
Colron- hn…don't feel like it…. now if you would please Dino, I think you should add some credits, or whatever you authors call them now.
Dino- *Strangling Yuki* OH! Thanks for reminding me!
Yuki- Can't…..Breathe….
Dino- That's the point Baka.
Please don't kill me, I have never read about a mental hospital facts or been in one or seen one in real life, so I'm just getting this from things I have come to understand in other anime Fan Fics that take place in a mental hospital (Colron- in other words…two other anime/mental hospital fanfics…) And if there lucky Yuki might still be alive for next chapter and Colron might be out of the dark room.
Next Chapter- HAHA! Sorry I aint doing spoilers (Colron- I thought we established Aint is not a word.) And my two co-workers are reaaaaaly pushing there luck.