Naruto rap god

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EMINEM LYRICS

"Rap God"

[Intro:]

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

But I'm only going to get this one chance

(5 seconds , 5 seconds)

Something's demonic, I can feel it

(5 seconds, 5 seconds, Uzumaki, you're on)

Just a feeling I've got

Like something's about to happen

But I don't know what

If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble

Big trouble. And if he is as deadly as you say

I'm not taking any chances

You were just what the kyuubi ordered

[Chorus:]

I'm beginning to feel like a Kage god , Kage God

All my bijou from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their tails long enough to slap box, slap box?

They said I rap like itachi , so call me sharing-god

[Verse 1:]

But for me to rap like a bijou must be in my genes

I got a seal in my back pocket

My demon'll go off when I half-cock him

Got a fat knot from that shinobi profit

Made a living and a killing off it

Ever since Minato was still in office

With kushina feeling on his nutsack

I'm a churriki still as honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables, jutsu-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)

This flippity, dippity-hippity shinobi

You don't really wanna get into a pissing match

With this bijou blast-rap

Packing 9 in the back of my mind

Hindsight rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

and at the exact same time

I attempt these jyuuken acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table

Over the back of a couple of immortals and crack it in half

Only realized i was iconic after

I was signed to Konah after the fact

How could I not blow? All I do is drop "Beast" bombs

Feel my wrath of attack

Katski are having a rough time period

Here's a Maxi-Pad

It's actually disastrously bad

For the rouges while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

[Chorus:]

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Shadow God, Shadow God

All my bijou from the front to the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their tails are long enough to slap box, slap box?

Let me show you maintaining this state ain't that hard, that hard

[Verse 2:]

Everybody want the key and the secret to 9's

Immortality like I have got it

Well, to be truthful the blueprint's

Simply rage and fires exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like a Kage

and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)

Akatski get taken to school with this music

'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'negate the Nagato '

Now I lead a New School full of students

Me? Me, I'm a product of Jiraya

Kakashi, might guy, itachi and sai

Inspired enough to one day grow up

Blow up and being in a position

To meet Bee. and induct him

Into the motherfuckin' Shinobi'

Hall of Fame even though I take a walk of shame

And burst in a ball of flames

Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the sake of fame

On the wall of shame

You kids think it's all a game

'Til I walk a fire of flames

Off a plank and

Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

Little Sasuke looking boy

Sasuke's So gay I can barely say his name with a 'straight' face looking boy

You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a uchiha gathering

And take place looking boy

Oh Sasuke, that boy's gay

That's all they'll say looking boy

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

And a "way to go" from your sound every day looking boy

Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy?

I get a "hell yeah" from Mei looking boy

I'mma work for everything I have

Never asked nobody for shit

Git out my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, 'cause

[Chorus:]

I'm beginning to feel like a Kage God, Kage God

All my bijou from the front to the back nod, back nod

The way I'm killing all akatski, call me Shinigami-San, Shinigami-san

Itachi of the leaf, the Fourths legacy God

Kneel before the jinchuuriki this planet's Last god.

[Verse 3:]

So you'll be Mandara and I'll be The first

You rodent, I'm omnipotent

Let off then I'm reloading

Immediately with these toads I'm totin'

And I should not be woken

I'm the walking dead

But I'm just a talking head, a clone imposing

But I got konan deep throatin

I'm out my Ramen Noodle

We have nothing in common, fool though

I'm a Doberman, jyuuken yourself

In the arm and pay homage, hyuuga

It's me

My honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize

What I do though for good though

At least once in a while so I wanna make sure

Somewhere in this kunai scratch I scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to

Maybe try to help get sai people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines

Just in case 'cause even you unsigned

Shinobi are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground

But I still rap like I'm on zabuza and kisame's Monch grind

So I crunch 9

But sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the chakra color of mine

You get too big and here they come trying to

Censor you like that one line I said

"I'm Back" from the Shippuden return

when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from The academy

Put 'em all in a line

Add an Anko, iruka and kiba now

See if I get away with it now

That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm

Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal

You're stuck in a time warp from kakashi last kumai though

And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

You're as pointless as danzo though

With two normal arms though

You fight normal, fuck being normal

And I just got a new jutsu from asuma too

Just to come and shoot ya

Like when The fourth made obito mad

'Cause kakashi said he looked like a fag

At nejis pad singin' to a man

While he played a harp

Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special

On the cable channel

So Kyuubi went straight to the village the very next day and said

"Hey, Minato, I'mma kill you"

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you use is

Ricochet in off a me and it'll crush you

And I'm devastating and gladly demonstrating

How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading, and I know that pein is forever waiting

For the day that he can say I fell off, he'll be celebrating

'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make destroy opponents

You make Sakura look good

"Oh, he's too mainstream."

Well, that's what they do

When they get jealous, they abuse it

"It's not hip hop, it's pop."

'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With stone you're alone

Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to fight like that

I don't know what jutsu to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you

It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you

How many nin I gotta murder to

Prove that if y'all were half as nice,

your village you could sacrifice virgins to

Unghh, academy flunky, nine tails junky

But look at the accolades these skills brung me

Full of ramen, but still hungry

I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to

When I'm a million leaves above you

Ill when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fuck you

I'm drunk so Shukaku take the fucking wheel

Gaara's asleep in the front seat

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys

"Still chunky, but funky"

But in my head there's something

I can feel tugging and struggling

Shinobi fight with bijou and

Here's what they want from me

They're asking me to eliminate some of the orocimaru hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had

Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation

And understand the discrimination

But fuck it

Life's handing you lemons

Make lemonade then

But if I can't batter kabuto

How the fuck am I supposed to bake him a cake then?

Don't mistake him for A kazekage

It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas

And take a vacation to trip kurenai

And make her fall on her face and

Don't be a retard, be a kage?

Think not

Why be a kage when you can be a God?

"Naruto what did we just watch?"

"Hinata this is why I do not allow my clones full control of themselves."

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