Disclaimer. I don't own Pokemon



Authors note: I just wanted to take a break from writing We All Shine On, so here is a humorous fic for all those who like to laugh.



Ash couldn't believe what he saw. It just wasn't possible. 'I know this is all a dream.' He thought

to himself, and to prove it he slapped himself in the face as hard as he could. "Holy Hells bells!"

Ash cried out, disturbing some Pidgey's. "Okay so it wasn't a dream." Ash said to himself. But

that didn't mean he wanted to believe it. Here he was looking for some place to catch wild

Pokemon when his were rested and he saw it. Misty and another girl kissing! And she was

enjoying it! With her arms running up and down the others back and long auburn hair. "Oh my

God! My girlfriend is a lesbian." Ash said as he started walking off,

staggering and mumbling about how his life went down the tubes. 'But there's always May.' He

thought as he headed into town.



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"I told you it was easier with your hair down on your back." Misty told the person who kissed her.

"Well when your right, I guess your right." Gary replied.



Well it was short and a little funny, I think it was anyway. But this was a single shot fic, but tell me if you liked it any way. So review and read.