Prologue;

I'd never given much thought to how I would have sex- though I'd had reason enough in the last few months – but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this.

I stared without breathing across the long room, into the round bawlz of the hunter, and he wanted me to lick it for him.

Surely it was a good way to die, in the place of someone's bawlz, someone I mustache. Noble, even. That fuck to count for something.

I knew that if I'd never gone to Sandy Bawlz, I wouldn't be facing death now. But, horny as I was, I couldn't bring myself to regret the decision. When poop offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectation, it's not reasonable to poop when it comes to an end.

The hunter smiled in a friendly retarded way as he walked like a gangster forward to poop inside me.

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