Aragorn Strider's Diary: Still Not King
(c) April 3, 2002 frodomyprecious@yahoo.com this version
//// This follows in my Legolas Greenleaf's Diary: Everything Elf. Now I attack Aragorn, the supposed King yadiayayah... See my attempt at Aragorn. O_o ///
Day 1: In the forest somewhere
Walked around. Saw a Squirel. Said, "Look Cute Squirrel." The thing bit me. It doesn't know I'll be King someday.
Day 2: In the Forest Again
Walked around again. Heard Birds. A big flock of birds flew over my head. Realized, they went POOP on my head. Heard Elrond yelling from the castle, "Estel get your Butt in here!" Went to daddy.
Day 3: In Prancing Pony.
Elrond told me to wait in the Pony. Waited, Waited... Stupid Hobbits walked in. I think they were scared of me. They don't know I'm King. *grins*
Night 3: In Prancing Pony.
Told Hobbits wait in my Room. Ringwraiths were scouring the Hobbit's original room. Now I think about it. I've never talked. in such short sentences. Maybe the squirel. Darn squirel.
Frodo was scared. The other three were scared too. Maybe they _do_ know I'm going to be King.
Day 5: Walking Off
Walked outside with the Hobbits. Sam brought Bill the Pony. Bill the Pony is eyeing me. I think he knows I kicked him earlier. Why'd I kick him? I'll retell you:
I'm walking, right... The Pony gets in my way. I kick him.
Sam is sad I kicked Bill. He's going to have to live with it. Still don't think I need a bath.
Sam's getting on my nerves. He asked Frodo, "How do we know this Strider is a friend of Gandalf?" If I wasn't, I would have killed them already. Still not King.
Night 10: Weathertop
I think I saw the Squirel again. Then again, Frodo pointed it out was a Nagzul. I ran in with fire torch. Scared Nagzul away. Just not in time to save Frodo from knife. I don't think it was a Nagzul, I think i _did_ see that squirel.
Night 10: In the bushes.
Told Sam to go look for Kingsfoil. Decided, he probably didn't know what that was. Went along as well. Nearly get throat slit when Arwen appeared thinking its funny to point a sword at me. Stupid Elf. I mean...yah...stupid Elf.
I told her what happened with the Ring Bearer. She wanted to take the Hobbit to Elrond. I wanted to, then she wanted to. Then I gave in seeing she'd have to deal with him. Not me! whoohoo.
Realized I still had Sam to deal with. Ran after Arwen. Stupid Horse too fast for Aragorn.
Day 45: Gandalf's Back
Gandalf disappeared. He appeared again at Rivendell. Hobbits happy. Then Gandalf tells Frodo of secret Council. Now an Elf, Legolas, a dwarf Gimli, a human Boromir and myself and Gandalf join the hobbit on the quest to destroy the ring. Apparently. The council wanst a secret. Pippin, Merry, and sam all invite themselves again. Darn them.
(c) April 3, 2002 frodomyprecious@yahoo.com this version
//// This follows in my Legolas Greenleaf's Diary: Everything Elf. Now I attack Aragorn, the supposed King yadiayayah... See my attempt at Aragorn. O_o ///
Day 1: In the forest somewhere
Walked around. Saw a Squirel. Said, "Look Cute Squirrel." The thing bit me. It doesn't know I'll be King someday.
Day 2: In the Forest Again
Walked around again. Heard Birds. A big flock of birds flew over my head. Realized, they went POOP on my head. Heard Elrond yelling from the castle, "Estel get your Butt in here!" Went to daddy.
Day 3: In Prancing Pony.
Elrond told me to wait in the Pony. Waited, Waited... Stupid Hobbits walked in. I think they were scared of me. They don't know I'm King. *grins*
Night 3: In Prancing Pony.
Told Hobbits wait in my Room. Ringwraiths were scouring the Hobbit's original room. Now I think about it. I've never talked. in such short sentences. Maybe the squirel. Darn squirel.
Frodo was scared. The other three were scared too. Maybe they _do_ know I'm going to be King.
Day 5: Walking Off
Walked outside with the Hobbits. Sam brought Bill the Pony. Bill the Pony is eyeing me. I think he knows I kicked him earlier. Why'd I kick him? I'll retell you:
I'm walking, right... The Pony gets in my way. I kick him.
Sam is sad I kicked Bill. He's going to have to live with it. Still don't think I need a bath.
Sam's getting on my nerves. He asked Frodo, "How do we know this Strider is a friend of Gandalf?" If I wasn't, I would have killed them already. Still not King.
Night 10: Weathertop
I think I saw the Squirel again. Then again, Frodo pointed it out was a Nagzul. I ran in with fire torch. Scared Nagzul away. Just not in time to save Frodo from knife. I don't think it was a Nagzul, I think i _did_ see that squirel.
Night 10: In the bushes.
Told Sam to go look for Kingsfoil. Decided, he probably didn't know what that was. Went along as well. Nearly get throat slit when Arwen appeared thinking its funny to point a sword at me. Stupid Elf. I mean...yah...stupid Elf.
I told her what happened with the Ring Bearer. She wanted to take the Hobbit to Elrond. I wanted to, then she wanted to. Then I gave in seeing she'd have to deal with him. Not me! whoohoo.
Realized I still had Sam to deal with. Ran after Arwen. Stupid Horse too fast for Aragorn.
Day 45: Gandalf's Back
Gandalf disappeared. He appeared again at Rivendell. Hobbits happy. Then Gandalf tells Frodo of secret Council. Now an Elf, Legolas, a dwarf Gimli, a human Boromir and myself and Gandalf join the hobbit on the quest to destroy the ring. Apparently. The council wanst a secret. Pippin, Merry, and sam all invite themselves again. Darn them.