Disclaimer: I don't own LoK, Chrystler, or anything else other than myself. Yes, I know, everyone's horribly OOC.
Scene: A navy blue 1998 Chrystler mini-van. Kain is in the drivers seat, Ariel in the passenger's seat. Raziel (age 16) and Turel (age 13) in the 2-seater,and Dumah(age 10), Rahab (7), and Melchiah(3) in the back. Zephon got grounded, so he couldn't come.
Road Rage Kain Chapter I: The drive up.
Kain and company are heading to Six Clans, the un-deadest place in Nosgoth, for
a family trip.
Ariel- *whispering*Kain, I still don't understand why I had to come along on your family trip.
Kain- Well, Kreliana wanted a strong female character in the story and she is
writing this, so you're here.
Ariel- There must have been other females who could have come.
Kain- Actually no. You were the only other choice.
Ariel- But I can't be separated from the pillar of Balance!
Kain- Not a problem. Its tied to the roof.
Ariel- *putting hand on face* Tied to the roof? Oh, dear.
-Some time later-
Melchiah- Are we there yet?
Kain-No.
Melchiah- Are we there yet?
Kain-No.
Melchiah- Are we there YET?
Kain-NO.
Melchiah- Are we there yet?
Kain-NO!
Raziel- Shut up, Melchiah. *Reaches back and hit Melchiah*
Melchiah- Ow!
Ariel- Raziel, don't hit your brother!
Raziel- Why not?! He's being a little bastard again.
Ariel- That's no way to talk about your brother.
Raziel- Well he is.
Kain- You're all little bastards.
Rahab- Kain, I don't like sitting in the sun. Can't I switch seats with Dumah?
Kain- Dumah, switch seats with your brother.
Dumah- Why do I have to? Melchiah's closer.
Kain- You're older.
Dumah- That's not fair!
Kain- I don't care.
Dumah-Man *switches seats* Rahab's such a little…
Ariel: Dumah!
Turel-*leans to Raziel, whispering* Hey Raz, I'm meeting this hot chick at Six
Clans.
Raziel- You mean the blonde rogue?
Turel- Yeah! I'm gonna get me some of that!
Raziel- You da vamp! Gimme 3! *Gives Turel 3*
*Both start laughing back and forth*
Melchiah- What are you talking about?
Turel- Shut up and go to sleep.
Melchiah- I wanna know!
Raziel- Mind your own business. You wouldn't understand.
Melchiah- Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Raziel- No! Shut up and stop whining you little…
Ariel- *Interrupting* RAZIEL!!
Kain- Don't make me come
back there.
*Melchiah, on the verge of tears, pulls out a squirt gun*
Melchiah- *Crying* I'LL SHOW YOU GUYS! *He starts spraying water everywhere. *
Turel- AAAAAAAh!
Raziel- OW! It burns!
Kain- Ow! My eye! *Rubs his eye* That's it! I've had it with
these twerps! Ariel, take the wheel!
Ariel- A body is required to steer, flesh and bones are required to work the
pedals.
Kain- Enough with your damned riddles. Just take the wheel! *Turns around* Now you're going to get it.
Lieutenants- Uh oh.
Kain- Raaaah!
Lieus.- AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Ariel floats over and takes the wheel.
Kain punches Raziel, knees Turel in the stomach, bashes Dumah and Rahab's heads
together, and slams Melchiah's head into the window*
Dumah & Rahab- We
didn't do anything!
Kain-Shut up! If you all aren't quiet in 5 minutes, I'll turn this van around
and go back to the Sanctuary of the Clans! *Sits in the drivers seat*
Ariel- *Muffled* Kain, your sitting on me.
Kain- Oh, sorry. Forgot you were there. *Kain gets up slightly as Ariel floats
back to the passenger seat*
Ariel- Thank you. *Shuffles through her purse* Where's my hairbrush?
Rahab- Ariel, how can you use a hairbrush?
Dumah- Yeah, you're a ghost.
Ariel- Shut up you little…
Everyone- Ariel!
-Later-
Ariel- are we lost?
Kain- No.
Ariel- We've passed that forest 3 times now! Pull over at that gas station and
ask for directions.
Kain- No.
Ariel- Kain...
Kain- I told you that I know where we are!
Ariel- No you don't. The world was damned because of your avarice, I don't want to be sitting in a forest for the next hundred years because of you're arrogance.
Kain-Fine! Fine! I'll ask for directions.
And my decision to damn Nosgoth was not a stupid idea. *Kain goes into a
nearby gas station*
Gas Station Clerk- Can I help you?
Kain- How do I get out of this forest?
Clerk- Go right at the next intersection.
Kain- Thank you. *He exits the gas station and goes back into the van. *
Ariel- You got directions?
Kain- What else would I be doing in there? *They leave the gas station*
-Two minutes later-
Melchiah- I gotta go.
Kain-Hold it. We just left the gas station.
Melchiah- But hafta go NOW!
Kain- Tough.
Ariel- Kain....
Kain- FINE! *Kain makes a U-turn and heads back to the station, and takes
Melchiah to the bathroom*
Rahab- *sniffle, sniffle*
Dumah- Eww! Ariel, Rahab's blowing his nose on his clan flag!
Rahab- I have allergies, and no Kleenex!
Ariel- *shuffles through purse* Here. *Gives Rahab a pack of puffs to go*
Rahab- Thanks Ariel. You're the greatest. *Blows his nose, and throws the
Kleenex in the back*
Voice- Eww!
Rahab- What was that?
Everyone- ZEPHON?!
Zephon- Umm Hi everyone. *Hops into Melchiah's seat*
*Kain and Melchiah return*
Kain- Zephon? I though I grounded you!
Zephon- You did. I came along anyway.
Kain- ARRGH! Well, you're staying in the van the entire time.
*Zephon whimpers*
Melchiah- Zephon's in my seat.
Zephon- Fine, I'll crawl in the back. *Crawls over the seat, Melchiah reclaims
his seat*
Ariel-I'll stay in the car with you, Zephon.
Zephon- thanks Ariel.
*They continue toward Six Clans*
To Be Continued…
What's going to happen next time when Kain and the lieutenants arrive at Nosgoth World? What awaits them at the amusement park?
Thanks for reading chapter 1, I hope some people out there liked this. I guess I should thank DF, since he wrote this with me all those years ago.