Deidara is a nineteen year old. He works at a CSI as an assistant to his uncle Minato. He takes care of his younger slightly retarded and partly blind younger brother (16) Tobi. His mother is dead; and his father (Zabuza) is a bastard that use to abuse Tobi. Deidara moved out with Tobi at the age of seventeen. Any who, before I bore you to death with the summary...pairings are Deidara/who every gets the most votes. (Note voting poll will not be open until third chapter.) Naruto/Tobi/Sasuke (I know, how am I gonna pull that one off?!) Zabuza/OFC, Zabuza/Haku, Minato/Kus, Jiraya/Tsunade, Oro/Kabu, Iruka/Kakashi, Gai/Anko(odd), One-sided Sakura/Sasuke, Lee/Sakura, One-sided Hinata/Naruto, Hinata/OMC, Kiba/Shino, One-sided Ino/Sasuke, Ino/Choji, Shik/Tem, Gaara/Neji, Ten-Ten/Kan, and many more!

"No, no! Tobi-I...I want orange shirt." Tobi said while correcting himself. Deidara sighed, but handed Tobi his orange shirt to put on. He found himself smiling as Tobi put in on by himself and was posing in the mirror. Therapy looked like it was really helping him. "How do...I look?"

"You look ready for your first day of public school, uh." Deidara told Tobi, who gave him a beaming smile. "You got your backpack?"

"Check!" Tobi pulled his backpack on.

"Lunch?"

"Check!" Tobi picked up his bento.

"Money?"

"Check!" Tobi made sure he had some money in his pocket.

"Glasses?" Deidara couldn't help, but tease Tobi. Tobi pouted. He hated when Deidara called his goggles glasses! Even though they were...They were specially made for him designed by him. "I mean goggles?"

"Check!" Tobi put them on the top of his head.

"Then, let's get going!" Deidara exclaimed.

"Yea! Tobi is...I...I excited." Tobi told Deidara as they were walking out of the house and to Deidara's car.

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"Lot of people..." Tobi whispered as Deidara got out of the car.

"They could be lots of friends, yeah?" Deidara told Tobi, who smiled and got out of the car too. They walked into the school, gaining stares of many people. Tobi smiled and waved at everyone. This earned a lot of squeal about how cute he was from girls.

"How can I help you?" The secretary asked Deidara.

"Ms-"

"Shizune/?"

"Ms. Shizune, I am here to make sure everything is straighten out about Tobi." Deidara told Shizune as he gestured to Tobi.

"Ah, yes. Everything is fine. Here is a list of Tobi's class-all advance." She told Deidara. "Tsunade nor I have seen grades that high in a long time."

"Tobi is good boy. Tobi is advanced." Tobi told Deidara, who nodded his head and patted the top of Tobi's. He handed Tobi his list of class.

"That is all. The class president has volunteered to show him around. He should be here any second now." She told Deidara, who nodded his head.

"Tobi, I have to go now or I'll be late. Be good and make lots of friends." Deidara told Tobi, who had tears in his eyes. Deidara was nearly knocked off his feet by Tobi glomping him.

"Don't leave! I scared!" Tobi exclaimed while sniffing. Deidara's eyes soften as he hugged his brother. He was going to take him with him and give it a try another day but...the therapist said as soon as possible.

"It'll be fine, yeah. You have your cell and special permission to call me after class." Deidara told Tobi, who sniffed again. "If it gets really bad, I'll come and get you, yeah."

"R-really..?" He asked as he looked up hopefully at Deidara, who gave him a big grin.

"Of course, now let go. I have to hurry to work, yeah." Deidara told Tobi gently. Tobi hugged him tightly one more time, then let him go. "See you later. Lots..."

"Of love." Tobi finished. That's what they always did. Deidara would say "Lots" and Tobi would say "of love". That's how their mom use to do them.

As Deidara was leaving, another person was coming in.

"Ah, Sasuke! Here's Tobi." Shizune told Sasuke, who looked bored and interested. Sasuke took one look at Tobi and raised an eyebrow at his "looks". Tobi looked cute in his black shorts, orange shirt that read "Orange you glad I wore this shirt instead of the yellow one", orange tinted goggles on his head, and black sneakers.

Meanwhile, Tobi was sizing Sasuke down as well. Sasuke wore a navy blue shirt with an odd symbol on the front, dark-almost black blue shorts, and blue and white sneakers. Tobi felt a weird feeling in his stomach.

"Be nice to the new cutie." Shizune told Sasuke, who grunted in slight annoyance at the joke. They both walked out ot the main office.

"I believe your first class in History with Asuma-sensei." Sasuke told Tobi, who nodded.

"Asuma-sensei's name sounds like someone Tob-I...I know." Tobi told Sasuke, who nodded his head (for no real reason).

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SASUKE POV

I walked in calmly followed by Tobi, who was chatting happily about his aniki. He's cute, but MAN can he talk.

END OF SASUKE'S SHORT POV

"Ah, so this is the new student." Asuma stated out loud as Sasuke sat down, leaving a now nervous Tobi at the front. "Obito?"

"..." Tobi looked at him, then smiled. "Tobi remembers you! You're Minato's aniki!"

"That's right. Do you want to tell us about yourself? What you like to do?" Asuma asked Tobi, who smiled brightly at everyone. Asuma sweat-dropped at the squeals that a lot of girls gave (and some boys).

"Tobi...I like play with my puppy, Obi. And...and...I like to paint." Tobi told everyone.

"You may take a seat next to Naruto. Naruto raise your hand." Asuma said. Naruto raised his hand and watched as Tobi walked and sat down at the desk next to him. Naruto looked at him out of the corner of his eyes and blushed slightly. He had a really cute boy sitting next to him. "Since Tobi won't have his books until tomorrow, will either you, Naruto or Sasuke, share with him-"

"I will!" Naruto declared quickly as he moved his desk closer. He smiled at Tobi, who smiled back, and stuck his tongue out at Sasuke, who glared.

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"Wait for me outside the door." Sasuke told Tobi, who nodded his head.

"Tobi be good boy." Tobi said as he walked out the door. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at him.

"What do you want, Asuma-sensei?" Sasuke asked.

"I want you to be careful with Obito...He's different." Asuma told Sasuke, who raised an eyebrow. "He can be a little air headed some times. Make sure nothing happens to him."

"Why do you call him Obito?"

"Because he looks a lot like a person I know. He's name is Obito."

MEANWHILE

"Tobi...I is bored." Tobi bounced on his heels as he waited for Sasuke.

"Well, well...if it isn't the new kid." A voice taunted. Tobi turned his head and watched two females walk up to him. "Listen, the name's Sakura and that's Ino."

"I Tobi!" Tobi introduced his self happily. He was making friends...or so he thought.

"What are you retarded?" Ino asked in annoyance. Tobi flinched at the word retarded and lost his smile. "Anyway, I'm here to warn you that Sasuke doesn't like you. Even if he is gay! He'll come right back to one of us!"

"What's gay?" Tobi asked slightly curious. Ino sneered at him.

"Don't be stupid, idiot!" Ino told him, causing him to flinch again.

"Yea! So, don't go getting any ideas!" Sakura told Tobi as she shoved in a little. Tobi started shaking lightly.

"What you don't like being touch?!" Ino taunted and pushed Tobi harder, causing him to bump into the door. The door opened, which caused Tobi to be hit by it. Tobi's eyes filled with water as he bolted off.

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"And...we have yet to find him." Tsunade finished lamely and winced at the sharp glare that Deidara gave her.

"So, let me get this straight...someone abused-"

"Pushed around a little." Tsunade corrected, earning another glare by Deidara.

"ABUSED! He got hit by a door and took off AND now you can't find him!"

"..."

"..." Deidara took a deep breath. "Where's the darkest place at in this school?"

"...Excuse me?" Tsunade said in confusion.

"Darkest place?" Deidara repeated.

"...I suppose that would be our gym when the lights are not on. Gym class doesn't start until tomorrow, because Gai-sensei is out with a cold." Shizune told him.

"Show me."

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"Tobi!" Deidara called out in a semi-loud voice.

"Dei..." A voice answered quietly followed by a sniffle. Tsunade and Shizune watched from the doorway as Deidara played a modified version of Marko-Polo/?

"There you are, such a good boy." Deidara said as he squatted down by the edge of the bleachers. Tobi wrapped his arms around Deidara's neck while sniffing.

"Tobi, good boy?" He asked Deidara, who nodded his head and hugged him.

"Tobi, very good boy." He said, then asked. "Who made Tobi cry?"

"...Tobi not cry...not stupid." Tobi told Deidara, who frowned.

"Of course you're not stupid! Who said that? You're a genius." Deidara told Tobi, who sniffed again.

"Tobi...I...I not stupid." Tobi repeated after Deidara, who smiled. Tobi seemed to be calming down. That was good. "I wanna go home..."

"Tobi?"

"Go home...heart hurts." Tobi told Deidara. "Please, Dei-De."

"Sure thing kiddo...Hiden's going to be home, but I have to go back to work. Is that okay?" Deidara asked slightly annoyed that he couldn't be there. Tobi nodded his head. "Then let's go home."

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"Listen." Hiden told Tobi, who pulled a notebook out of no where to write notes in. "Next time those bitches walk up to you. Fuck them up. It's self defense if they touch you first, even if they are bitches."

"Beat bitches up after they touch you." Tobi wrote, then gasped as he covered his mouth and dropped his notebook. "Tobi say bad word!"

"What did I tell you?"

"Hiden say bad words are not bad words unless Dei-de hears." Tobi told Hiden, who nodded his head.

"Now, let's go out. I'm fucking hungry." Hiden told Tobi. "Put on your shoes."

"Yea! Tobi hungry!"

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"Is there anything else you need, Sir?" The flirty waitress asked Hiden.

"Yeah, what the fuck is taking so damn long." Hiden asked her.

"Um...I could go check-"

"You do that." Hiden told her. She huffed and left. "Bitch."

"Not nice." Tobi told him as was watching people go by in the window. "Look! Sasuke-sempai/? !"

"Who the fuck is that?" Hiden asked in confusion. Tobi ignored him in favor of knocking on the restaurant's window. Sasuke blinked then looked over at Tobi, who was waving cutely at him. Sasuke waved back and disappeared from view as he walked towards the entrance of the restaurant.

"Tobi." Sasuke greeted Tobi, who beamed back at him. Sasuke blushed slightly, causing Hiden's eyes to narrow a little. "What happened at school?"

"..." Tobi frowned and looked down.

"Those bitches happened." Hiden answered, causing Sasuke to look at him.

"They...they said Sasuke-sempai/? didn't like Tobi." Tobi whispered sadly.

"Hn. They're stupid bitches." Sasuke told Tobi, who tilted his head at him. "I don't even know you, but I doubt that I would ever hate you."

"Really!?" Tobi asked. Sasuke nodded his head.

"I'll give them a good "talking" to." Sasuke told Tobi.

"I like you, kid." Hiden told Sasuke, who raised an eyebrow at him. "Sit and have lunch with us. If the food ever gets the fuck here. Fucking place is to fucking damn slow."

Sasuke sat next to a slightly blushing Tobi.

"Swear much?" Sasuke asked Hiden, who grinned at him.

"You should hear me when I'm pissed."

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"Then Sasuke told me not to call him "sempai/?"!" Tobi told Deidara as he climbed in bed. He yawned. "We went to arcades and had fun!"

"That's good." Deidara said with a smile. Tobi was happy, because he was using "I and me" instead of Tobi. Tobi snuggled into his pillow as Deidara leaned forward and gave him a kiss on his forehead. "Night, Tobi."

"And Obi." Tobi whispered while pointing at the sleeping German Sheppard located in the corner of Tobi's room.

"And Obi."

"Night, Aniki." And out like a light...

Deidara smiled as he quietly left the room and headed for the front room. He cut on the T.V and decided to watch some.

"Yo! Kazu's ass is coming to pick me up." Hiden told Deidara, who nodded his head.

"Another date?"

"Better be a good one. His ass is so fucking cheep! I don't know why I fuck with his ass." Hiden complied.

"Cause he's hot and rich." Deidara pointed out.

"Hm...oh, yeah! He is fucking hot, isn't he?!" Hiden said with a smirk. "You know, he still has those single friends of his."

"You say that every time you're going out. I don't like blind dates."

"Still."

"If you like them so much, you go out with them."

"Would, but you know how possessive of a fucker Kazu gets. Can't go fucking around on him. He thinks he fucking owns me. Fucking damn bastard." Hiden complied.

"You know you love him." Deidara teased, causing Hiden to get flustard.

"Pheesh." Hiden waved a hand as if to dismiss that thought. He then looked slightly sad. "Sides...its like he loves money more than me."

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