It wasz a dark ninght when Edward called teh bElla and said Hii babez, I wanna be seeing you tonight Bella then said ok honi Edward got in batmobile because that s what vampries drive and raced to Bella s home. He knocked on teh the door and Bell opened and their eyes meat and glishtedn in the moon light. Edward then said I want to sex you badly he said nervousli. Bella was nervoz they never did it before. Edawrd prmised here he is a good vampire and said they should do IT Bella agreed and they kissed passwionately. But just then as Edward aws reaching for bella s boobs, there was a huge eggspolison and Jacob came! He said She is mine Edward!! I saw you reaching her bob! Edward then reszponded NO! she loves me! Bella said Boys NO figte, there is enough to goz around Jacob was not happy and challenged Edward to a deathmatch or known as free for all. Edward ripped his shat off to show off pancake batter coloured skin and hot bodz. Jacob did the sam and his brownnees glowed in the mon light! They fought valiantly and there was epic eggsplosions and lound sounds everywhere and their fists collied in furry! Jacob was wanning as Edward was coverd in bloood. But just as Jacob was about to get game winning killcam, Emmot Cullen comes out of nowhere and kacks Jacob in teh face. Both Cullens fought hard and hurt Jacob enough that he turned intoa dog and ran away. Everyone was happy once again and Edward and bella made love