Authors Note:

This story is a complete AU, do not expect it to be anything less than pure unrealistic madness.

Before we begin, I'd like to give you some age information about the characters, as it is going to be different than it is in most of the stories.

Babs is around sixteen

Dick is around fourteen

Jason is about five

Tim around four

Steph around four

Damien is a baby a little less than a year.

-Prologue-

"Okay, Grayson, prepare to be rolling in dough!" Babs yelled as she happily barged into the Batcave. "I have a fool proof plan to have us richer than Bruce!"

Dick lifted his head up, showing his confusion in his eyebrows. "What are you talking about?" He asked, going back to typing away on the computer. "We already are rolling in dough…"

"Not since Bruce cut our allowance. We're on 'probation' now, remember?" She pulled up a seat next to him, "Although I think it was completely unnecessary. The bouncy castle Batcave fit in the living room perfectly. There was no reason for Bruce to flip out like that."

Dick chuckled slightly, "Seemed like a good idea at the time…" He admitted. "Of course, when you're sugar-high on mint chocolate chip ice cream and Girl Scout cookies, a lot of things seem like a good idea." He turned his chair to look at the red-head. "So," He asked, "What's this amazing scheme that you have to get us more money?"

"Thought you'd never ask, now listen to this," She pulled the zipper down from her oversized hoodie.

"Um… What are you doing?"

"Ta-da!" She yelled, revealing the white tee shirt that she wore under. Barbara's Babysitting Business it read in large letters.

"Okay, there is no way that is happening…" Dick chuckled, "Besides, how do you expect us to become rich by turning into a daycare?"

"By getting enough costumers."

"Not happening."

"Already happened!" Babs giggled, jumping up and down and clapping her hands. "We have three kids coming over tonight while their parents go out of town. Two little boys named Jason and Tim, a little girl named Steph, then of course we have Damien…"

"Damien lives here!"

"Bruce agreed to let us do this as long as we watch Damien and give Alfred the night off."

"How long have you been planning this without telling me?"

Barbra shrugged, getting up from the chair and patting Dick on the head.

"Trust me, D.G," She said, "It's going to be tones of fun, so whenever you're done with whatever you're doing, meet me upstairs to help get ready. We need snacks, dinner ideas, games and crafts…" She laughed, "This is going to be the easiest money that we've ever made!"

Sorry that the first part is so short! I was planning on having this be the first chapter but decided that it would add more to the story to have it as a Prologue, giving you a little explanation of what's going on. I'll be sure to update as soon as I can!