We're getting a butler
Ministry of magic, auror office
Kingsly Shacklebolt sat down musing about Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore and Lord Voldemort. He knew that Dumbledore and Voldemort had a plan. Both of them involved murder. Dumbledore wanted Harry to kill Voldemort and Voldemort wanted to kill Harry. Kingsley was sick and tired of all these plots and manipujlations and he was sure Harry was too. He wondered if there was a way out for the boy without Dumbledore realizing it.
He thought and thought until he came up with an idea. He remembered an action of the auror office to see how American muggle policemen handled themselves without magic. During this investigation Kingsly had met a portly black man named Carl Winslow.
Carl had gone on to tell him of his wife Harriett, his children Laura, Eddie, and Judie; his mother Estelle and his sister-in-law and her son, Rachel and Richie Crawford. He also said something about the neighbor someone named Urkel.
Kingsly went over his plan over and over again if it succeeded than Harry could live a normal life. He wouldn't have to be murderer or victim. Kingsly picked up the phone and dialed the number. He liked to call his plan the third plan.
WINSLOW Home
The phone was ringing at 3: am. Carl awoke and opened his eyes. "Harriett, answer the phone" he said groggily.
Harriett got up and answered the phone. "Carl it's for you."
Carl got up and walked to the phone. Harriett gave it to him and went back to bed. He took the phone and said, "Hello"
"Mr. Winslow. This is Kingsley Shacklebolt, do you remember me" Kingsley said from the other end.
"Do you realize it's three in the morning over here?" Carl said grouchy. Suddenly the roar of Steve's approaching dinosaur slippers announced his arrival.
"Who you talking to, Big Guy?" Steve said.
"Shut up and turn those off." Carl said pointing to the dinosaurs slippers.
"Well, gee, what got your nippers in a twist." Steve said before he went back upstairs.
"Mr. Winslow" Kingsley said on the phone.
"Oh sorry, I was just having a fight with my neighbor." Carl said. "What did you say you needed?"
"Mr. Winslow, I have a problem. There is a kid over here that needs to be protected. His guardians now are unable to take care of him so I was hoping with your name being on one of the safe houses for international witnesses that he may live with you." Kingsly said.
"Are you serious?" Carl said.
"I would not be anything but." Kingsly said.
"Well, I'll have to think about it, just a question, not that it matters but what color is he." Carl said
"White." Kingsley said
"Does he speak fluent English?" Carl said excited.
"Yes, he is from the mother country after all." Kingsly said.
"Alright forget my thinking, I'll do it." Carl said smiling.
"Thank You Mr. Winslow, just a question, what was the last thing I said to you before I left the conference." Kingsly said
"Uh let me think, um oh right, it was Hasta la vista in a weird way." Carl said
"Thank you Mr. Winslow. We'll send you his history and then in two weeks we'll make the drop off." Kingsly said.
"What's with the military talk, we're not in a war." Carl said smiling.
"Yes, we are Mr. Winslow yes we are." Kingsly said and hung-up.
"That is one weird guy." Carl said. He went back to smiling again and walked back into his bedroom.
"Harriett, I have good news. We're getting a butler." Carl said.
Harriett's eyes snapped open and she stared at Carl "What'd you just say."
Dramatic musical flourish.
This is the first crossover ever done.
This is a very funny story.
Wait till Voldemort meet's Urkel, This story will make you laugh yourself to death.