Spoiler warning: this is set apart from the story, but it has stuff from late in the manga, like pairings and Akito's Secret. So if you don't know, you might not wanna read this.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. If I did, I'd be so happy, I would explode, and then it would end in the middle. But nothing has, so I obviously don't, huh?
Yuki, Haru, Kyou, Hatori, Shigure, Ayame, Ritsu, Hiro, Kureno, and Momiji were having a Guy Party at Shigure's house, while Tohru, Kisa, Rin, Kagura, Uo, Hana, Machi, Kimi, and Akito were having a Girl Party at Kimi's house. The guys were really bored. They had been doing NOTHING for the past hour. None of them got along very well…..well, SOME people were enjoying themselves, but mostly not. (the girls were having tons of fun. Except the Queen of Evil. Queen of Sexy Angst wasn't too happy either) they just sat there. They had turned on the TV, but had only found a bunch of black screens that read "we're sorry, The Author Person has turned this channel off for purposes either sinister or amusing, probably both" and of course they didn't think that was strange at all….right. anyway, suddenly Kyou attacked Yuki. Yuki just put up a hand to block him. Kyou tried again. Yuki blocked him. Kyou tried again. Yuki bloc-"hey, guys, that's getting boring, can you knock it off?" asked a very irritated Hatori. Kyou frowned. "one more time?" he pleaded. "no." said Hatori sternly. "just one more time. Yeah, that's okay." Said Kyou…..excpet he sounded like he was trying to convince himself. "I told you before, Ky-" hatori was cut off by: Kyou tried again. Yuki blocked him. Kyou tried again. Yuki blocked him. Kyou tried again. Yuki blocked him. Kyou tried again. Yuki blocked him. Kyou tried again. Yuki got punched in the face and went flying. Kyou tried-wait, back up a try! What was that? Yes, indeed, you read correctly. Hatori jumped up and ran around making everybody think the year of the rat had always been the year of the cat. It took him eight years, but that would be too long for this fic, so it took like three seconds. He got back and miraculously wasn't tired at all. Yuki got up. "wait…" he said slowly. "i…..lost????" he asked, disbelief clear on his face. "hehe." Laughed Kyou. Suddenly, a strange girl appeared magically. "HELLO!" she said (and yes, she said it in all caps) "why are you speaking in all caps?" asked Kyou. The girl looked at him. "YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT. THIS IS REAL LIFE, MEANING YOU CANNOT SEE MY CAPS. ALL YOU CAN DO IS HEAR ME SPEAKING LOUDLY." She told him. Comprehension dawned on Kyou's face. "oh, yeah. Why did I even ask that?" he asked. The Author Person(for yes, it was she) said this: "because you are a moron. Sorry, Kyou, I love you, but you act kinda stupid sometimes. Anyway, about the caps-I mean loud speaking, I was just kinda….eh…stuck that way. Hehe. Sorry. Anyway, since you are all so bored, I shall make things interesting for you. But how to begin?" said The Author Person, pondering her dilemna. Kyou and Yuki and Haru and-whatever, just look up. All looked at her. "interesting how?" they asked nervously. Ever since their last encounter with an insane Author, they were terrified of them. The Author Person laughed evilly. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA…hehehehehe..choke. anyway, we shall start by randomly bringing people in from other animes….and we shall begin with Full Metal Alchemist! Or to be more precise, two characters from FMA! MWAHAHA!" she told them. They were confused. "what is FMA?" they asked in unison. She stared. "oh wait, yeah you don't know cause you guys are in an anime too. Duh. I'm such a baka. Anyway, I'd like you guys to meet two of the hottest anime guys ever created: Jean Havoc and Roy Mustang. I'm sure this will be fun…" she said evilly.
Furuba characters: "uuuuuhhhh"
FMA characters: "ditto"
The Author Person: "oh yeah, I forgot someone…this is Riza Hawkeye. Because you've gotta love the Royai. Yeah, well, bye! You guys have fun!" she said, and then The Author Person was enveloped in a bright green poof. "ugh. I hate that smoke! Hey wait, I'm still here..why?" said The Author Person, emerging from the smoke. "oh, duh, I didn't say I left. I said 'enveloped in a bright green poof' instead of 'vanished in a bright green poof. Damn." She said. All the people stared at her. "ok, going now, bye." The Author Person vanished in a bright green poof.
"hi" said Havoc. Then he grabbed Black Hayate from Riza and ran into the corner. Yuki stared at him. then he wqent into another corner. Havoc put up a sign that said 'Dateless Corner' and Yuki hung one that read 'Girly Boy Corner'. Kyou ran into one that had the sign 'Unloved Corner' and the rest shoved Hatori into one that had 'Emo Corner' over it. He was held there by the magical Author Powers. And then the entire world froze, as if The Author Person had run out of ideas. Which, of course, she had, being lame. But then ever so suddenly, a huge voice boomed from above.
HUGE VOICE: "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! This is The Author Person speaking! I have had---you'll never guess—an IDEA!!!! Now it shall start becoming more fun!!!"
And then, a bunch of people appeared out of nowhere.
HUGE VOICE: "HAHAHA! Now it shall be interesting! Now we have—"
AN: but that will have to wait for the next chapter!! Yes, you must wait!!! But if you do not review, I shall throw snowballs at you with the snow that is actually outside right now!! So there! Review or face the rath of snowballs and pokes!!! haha!!!