Arthur belongs to Marc Brown.
Arthur's Strange Day
By Needles
It was an ordinary day at Lakewood Elementary. Mr. Ratburn was teaching his third grade class. Arthur was missing because he was at a doctor's appointment.
At the doctor's office.
"Well, Arthur," said Dr. Wilson. "It seems you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. You can't have dairy products anymore." Arthur was sad because he loves milk and ice cream.
"You might even have to wear diapers because you'll be pooping a lot," continued Dr. Wilson.
At school.
Arthur comes into the classroom. The other kids are at recess. Arthur hands his tardy slip to Mr. Ratburn.
"Thank you, Arthur," said Mr. Ratburn.
"Mr. Ratburn, can I tell you something important?" asked Arthur.
"Sure thing, Arthur. What's up?" replied Mr. Ratburn.
"I was gone because I was at the doctor's office. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It means I have to poop a lot. I can't have dairy products anymore and I might have to start wearing diapers," said Arthur.
"Okay, Arthur. You can excuse yourself to the bathroom whenever you need to go," said Mr. Ratburn. Arthur goes to recess. Buster, Binky, the Brain, Francine, Muffy, and Sue Ellen are playing Basketball. Fern was sitting by the tree. She looked somewhat different today. Buster realized what was different.
"Oh my god, Fern has boobs," said Buster.
"Buster," said Muffy. "We're playing basketball and you're saying someone has boobs. What the hell?" Muffy begins to notice too. "Oh my god, Fern has boobs? But that's impossible. I should be the first to have boobs because I'm rich."
"By the way, I haven't seen George today," said Sue Ellen. "Where is he?"
Meanwhile in Mr. Crosswire's Den.
George's head is hanging on a wall.
Back at School.
"Hello Arthur," said the Brain. "Where were you this morning?"
"I was gone because I was at the doctor's office. I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It means I have to poop a lot. I can't have dairy products anymore and I might have to start wearing diapers," said Arthur.
"Oh man," said Binky. "That sucks." Muffy, being the gossiper she is, told the whole school about Arthur's condition. Everyone laughed.
"Ha ha. Wittle Baby Arthur has to wear diapers," said Francine, mockingly. Arthur, who goes ballistic over the smallest things punches Francine in the face. He then punched Muffy for telling everyone. Then Arthur ran home crying, being the pansy he is.
At the Read House.
Arthur runs in the house crying.
"Arthur, what happened?" asked Mrs. Read. He told her everything. She fell on the floor laughing. DW comes in.
"Mom told me all about your pooping. Now we have two babies in the house," said DW. Arthur punched DW in the face.
"Arthur, go to your room," shouted Arthur's mom. Arthur went to his room. He looked at his poster of the Backstreet Boys and started to choke his chicken. The cops came into his room while he was whacking off and dragged him out of his room pants less. Muffy was charging Arthur for hitting a girl for one million dollars. Since Arthur did not have that kind of money, he was sent to jail. He died there because he picked up the soap too many times. Ever since Arthur was out of their lives, everyone was happy.
The End.