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"Leader sama! Tobi had the answering machine set up and ready to go, why do we need a answering machine anyway?"
"Never mind that Tobi." said Pein," which one of us will record the message?"
"Do you know how much money is wasted on this ridiculous device?" Kakazu stressed.
"Shut up Kakazu."said Hidan.
"What did you say?"
"Silence both of you." said Pein." I'll be the one who gets to record."
"Why can't I do it leader sama?"
"Because Tobi, you will ramble on and on." Pein stated." Now everyone be quiet."
"..."
"Well?"
"I forgot what I was going to say." Pein said sheepishly.
"Let me do it." said Konan.
"It should be me." said Kakazu," after all, I want to get my money's worth."
"Let me do it." argued black Zetsu.
"It should me." white Zetsu countered," I have a nicer voice."
"Shut up, you do not."
"Yes I do, you're jealous that I won the karaoke contest."
"That was because-"
"Enough!" sighed Pein,"I'll do it. I'm the leader. Now then, where's the machine?"
Sasori spoke," While you were arguing, I took the matter in my own hands and recorded the message."
"What did you say Sasori?" Pein asked.
"Listen to it yourselves."
"This is the Akatsuki, and I'm being surrounded by a half shark, a emo, a Barbie wannabe, a plant man, a hyperactive male, a repressed woman, a man who deems himself God, a masochist, a money grubber and there's me...Sasori."
All eyes looked at the redhead.
"What?"
"Run, puppet master."
Sasori woke up from his dream," Ridiculous, that we are getting a answering machine."
Tobi entered Sasori's room after being granted permission.
"Guess what master Sasori," smiled Tobi," We got a answering machine!"
Closing the door behind him.
'No.'
Fin.