The Breakup
the emotional story of a couple's breakup
"I CAN SHOW YOU MY REAL POWER," Shadow screamed angrily to the heavens whilst a choir of angels sang 'Escape From the City'.
"Shadow no, you don't have to do this." Sonic sobbed emotionally. "I thought we were lovers! I thought we meant something! In the words of Robo Sonic: BEEP BOP!"
"Well Sonic," Shadow began, "You thought wrong. I never loved you! You never meant anything to me! Your stupid blue hair and addiction to Chaos Soda is weird and you're frickin annoying as shit. BEEP BOP NO!"
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE TIME WHERE WE GOT JOBS AT PIZZA HUT TOGETHER WAS THAT NOTHING TO YOU!? What about the time when we went to the hairr solon and got mani pedis?"
"I WAS ONLY IN IT FOR THE PIZZA AND THE SWEET MANI PEDIS IT WAS NOT FOR YOU," yelled Shadow defiantly. HE was so angry right now like omfg this stupid bLUE HEDGEHOG is super lame,,,,,,,
"how dare u i mean like pizza hut isnt even that GOOD tbh i like papa johns fuk u pizza hut is gross"
Shadow is REALLY angry now. "WHat the fuck no pizza hut is super gr8," he says.
Sonic narrows his eyes and whispers seductively, "one time i farted on a pizza hut pizza" shAdow screms so loud that the whoel universe hears it and its like whoa what the fuck was that and hes like
"PLAY TIME IS OVERRRRRRRr" and punches sonic hard in the bag of doritos hes holding in his third hand (aka his seventh foot) and sonics liek 'aw man those cost me like thirty bucks dude" and then dies
beep bop bye the end