InuYasha: Television Terror

Hi people! This is AnimePeep with my first of (hopefully) many stories.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, the stories(except for these fan fictions),Books, the price is right, ramen, or anything thereof.
InuYasha's Group: "*Gasp*You don't!?!"

Thoughts are in italics

On with the story:

Kagome: "'Night, InuYasha," Kagome said as she shuffled through the door. "I left you some ramen on the counter for a snack."

InuYasha: "Ramen again..."Grunted InuYasha. He had just got done watching The Price Is Right, When the host yelled out "Help keep the pet population lower, please have your pet Spade or Neutered!"

InuYasha: Just go off and die already.
~5 minutes later~

InuYasha: Well, better than nothing, I suppose.

It was dark out, witch meant no leaving the house for him. So he decided to watch some TV, witch was a bad decision.

InuYasha: Argh! Why won't this stupid thing turn on?

They had an old TV, with the knobs and all, and he was twisting knobs and pushing buttons randomly, when he hit the power button, and the TV blared on. InuYasha: "Crap! I hope Kagome didn't hear that!" He said as he madly twisted the volume knob down.

From there, things only got worse.

InuYasha: "Why won't this thing change channels?"

He had the TV apart and was messing with the wires and plugs when he got on to a music station that had been playing a new song. He found it interesting. It went:

Osoama got run over by a reindeer, right outside his cave on charismas eve,
Some folk say there's no such thing as Santa, but now even the taliban believe.

Osoama thought we'd never find him, But even little children know,
Santa knows who's been real naughty, in those hard Afghani mountains caped with snow.

Alkida found him Christmas mourning, face down on that mountain pass,
There were hoof marks on his turban, and a broken reindeer antler up his ass.

Osoma got run over by a reindeer, right out side his cave on Christmas eve,
Some people say there's no such thing as Santa, But if you saw them hoof marks you'd believe.

Sing it!

Osoama got run over by a reindeer, Now he's not around on Christmas day,
They had hoped he had left bombs, Buy the only thing he left was Santa's sleigh.

Merry Christmas! ...man that's gota hurt...

InuYasha heard Kagome's bed springs creak above. This meant only one thing. He braced himself for a BIG 'sit'.

Kagome: "Inu-InuYasha?" *yawn* "Do you know what time---" "What the hell do you think your doing?" She saw her TV opened and wires tangled everywhere.

InuYasha: "I uh, It wouldn't---"

Kagome: "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, *Breath for air* SIT, SIT, SIT!

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