Disclaimer:
Vampire Hunter D and Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust are not owned by me. I just like making fun of them because they're my favorite anime movies.Author's Notes: OK, I'm back again. I finally have VHD Bloodlust and the animation is freaking sweet! In any case, it was just a matter of time before I came up with one of my stupid songfics, and so this is it. It's inspired by a commentary I read about the movie a few months ago where the person said, "the only really gory part in the whole movie was when D's horse fell off a cliff and sort of popped at the bottom." I was laughing about that comment for three days straight. Anywho, here's the rhyme. Sing to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel" (you can see where this is going, right?) And I have no idea how to spell Bengie's (???) name, so that's how I'm spelling it! Please forgive my bad rhyming, and I know that D didn't buy a new saddle in the movie, but I needed another bought item. Oh, and I do know how demented I am.
;) Later, Talia. (05/27/02)POP! GOES THE HORSEY
All around the mountain road,
D road on his horsey,
Bengie thought, 'twas all in fun, then
POP! Went D's horsey.
A bad case of heat syndrome,
With Caroline in a tree,
It seems that D is really screwed 'cause
POP! Went his horsey.
Up and down the city road,
In and out of the shopie,
That's the way the money goes 'cause
POP! Went the horsey.
$10,000 for a saddle,
$300,000 for the new horsey
That's the way the money goes, 'cause
POP! Went the horsey.