Marv and Harry

It was an early Saturday morning in Hazzard county, so early that the birds are not even out. Bo Duke was yawning as he drove through the dim-lit trees, the sun trying it's best to peek through. Luke Duke, however, was wide awake; eyes alert on the road and it was his job to make sure Bo did not fall asleep at the wheel.

"Come on Bo! We got to get this moonshine delivered before 9am!" Luke urged on tapping him on the shoulder a couple of times. Bo seemed to snap out of it because he sat up straighter, shaking his head to wake up.

"All right, I'm sorry Luke. Let's get going!" Bo gunned on the gas and they headed towards an empty house sitting in an open field. They arrived just in time to see a man close to Jesse's age come out to greet them.

"Hey Bill!" Luke greeted him warmly, shaking his hand. Bo only nodded, smiling while going around the General Lee to receive the moonshine from the trunk.

"Sure glad you boys made it out here safe." Bill said with a laugh. Bill had light, grey hair hiding underneath a blue baseball cap. His eyes were a chestnut brown with a small nose and a wide mouth where all of his teeth showed when he smiled. He looked like another Uncle Jesse, only shorter, fatter and stockier.

"Yeah well at 8 in the morning you normally don't see Roscoe out before 10 am." Luke chuckled and Bo had just come around carrying the bottles of shine towards Bill.

"Now you be careful with that!" Bo warned him as he handed him the shine. The last time he has given the box to him, he tripped and all of the bottles that held the shine broke and it costs them hundreds of dollars to replace.

"Right! Y'all better get on home before the Chickasaw County Police catches ya on this side of town. I don't want to hear it from your Uncle Jesse if you both get caught!" Bill yelled just as the boys were climbing into the General.

"Don't worry, we won't! Sheriff Little is nothing to us!" Bo bragged and all Luke could do was roll his eyes. He knew if Bo kept braggin', he would have to keep him out of trouble again. Bo started up the General and he sped off Bill's property and back onto the dirt road, headed towards Hazzard County. They had just passed the state line and Roscoe came out of hiding giggling like an idiot.

"Ghew ghew we're in hot pursuit Flash! Them Duke Boys were a-speedin'!" Roscoe giggled again and turned on his sirens.

"Oh great not him again!" Bo complained as he saw in his rearview mirror Roscoe tailing him.

"Lose him Bo! I don't want him to come up with another idea to get us arrested besides the fact we crossed the state line. We're still on probation!" Bo did as he was told and floored the engine, swerving in and out of the curves down the dirt road. Roscoe gunned his engine too to catch up with them. Bo made a shortcut through the trees and saw a little hill.

"Bo….!" Luke yelled as he grabbed onto the seat for support. Bo lifted the General up onto the hill and it leapt about 20 feet in the air, Roscoe sped to a stop and looked out his window to see an orange car flying through the air. The sounds of the boys' "YEE HAW" filled the air and who saw them were two unexpected people driving through Hazzard.

"I know that voice!" said one of the guys with curly brown hair.

"Was that Bo? Didn't he use to race in the Stock Car circuit before he quit?"

"He didn't quit; he got arrested. He's on probation, you idiot!" The guy smacked him upside the head and he yowled in pain.

"What'd ya do that for Harry?" said the little guy in the front seat, rubbing his head.

"That Bo Duke ruined my career! Ruined my entire life! If only I had that one shot at that race everything would have been mine! He cheated but being the goody-two shoes he was, everyone sided with him. I got kicked out of the circuit because of him and now he's going to pay!"

"How are we going to do that, Harry?" Marv asked suspiciously. Harry smiled an evil grin.

"We force him to go on a great diamond hunt with us; stealing the diamonds for us!" Harry cackled loudly.

"Brilliant!" Marv smiled evilly his grey eyes looking up through the windshield seeing the General land safely onto the ground and headed north.

"Yes….indeed brilliant!"