AN: Just an idea I got from watching ALIAS and Supernanny back to back. AU, no spiez.

Disclaimer: I ownz nothingz... Not Supernanny... not ALIAS... Jo Frost is a real person though, and she is like AMAZING with posessed kids. LAWL.


"Children," said Jack Bristow at the dinner table one night. "Your mother and I have an announcement."

The rest of the family went entirely quiet. The eldest daughter, Sydney, set her fork down by her plate and asked, "What is it, Dad?"

Jack's wife, Laura, smiled and held her husband's hand. "We're going to have a guest coming for a week or so."

"Oh, jeez," Nadia, the middle child, burst out. "Please tell me it's not Arvin and Emily again."

"Nadia," said Jack, jumping to the defense of the good family friends.

"Sorry, but Jacquelyn is really annoying. I don't think I could deal with her for a whole week."

The youngest and only son, JD, finally spoke: "What's a 'nouncement?"

Laura laughed. "Announcement, honey. It means we have something to say."

"Then I'd better get around to saying it," said Jack. "You've never met her before, but you may know who she is."

"I'm confused. How is that possible?" said a confused Sydney.

"Because she's on TV."

Nadia's eyes got big. "Oh my goodness!" she said with a fake Southern accent. "Is it Hannie Montanie?"

Jack ignored her. "No," he said. "Actually, her name is Jo Frost."

Nadia groaned. "The Supernanny?"

"Yes," said Laura. "The Supernanny."

"What did you call her for?"

"Because you have some issues to work out, young lady," Jack said. "And you are influencing your little brother in your behavior and that is unnacceptable."

Nadia's eyes narrowed. "I wonder who I got it from, Jack?" she said disrespectfully.

Laura put her hands in her lap and spoke softly but severely: "Go to your room, Nadia."

Angrily, Nadia pushed away fom the table and flounced up the stairs to her room. The family went silent. Then Nadia was heard yelling from her bed: "Fine! I don't care! But I won't like it!"

There were a few more seconds of silence, which JD chose to break. "Will the Supernanny wear a cape?"