Bad Boys and Vixen, a south park fanfic

Bad Boys and Vixen

Summary: Valentine's Day is the day Heartthrob, Professor Chaos, and General Disarray celebrate Anti-Valentine's Day. Professor Chaos and General Disarray are known to be "cast out by society" and Tweek's broken relationship with Craig is the reason for him to become anti-hero Heartthrob. Together, they show their Anti-Valentine's Day spirit at an extravaganza for single people and Valentine's Day haters. Rock on! Inspired by my own fanfiction (in progress), The Damned, Scarred, but Mended.

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park, the songs, or anything else. Matt Stone and Trey Parker created South Park in the first place. The songs, "Misery Business" belongs to Paramore, "YoungBlood" belongs to 5 Seconds of Summer, and "Attention" belongs to Charlie Puth which I decide to slightly rewrite them.

Warning: Profanity, Character Bashing, and a bunch of stuffs that involves hating on Valentine's Day. I don't intend on hating on Valentine's , to the people who love Valentine's Day, I want apologize to you about it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Single Awareness Day extravaganza!"the crowd are going wild with their clapping and shrilling.

"Yeah!"

"Woah! Fuck Valentines's Day!"

"Valentine's Day can suck my dick/lick my pussy!"

"Hashtag Anti-Valentine's Day rules, Valentine's Day drools!"

"Today, a new band is going to perform for you guys called Bad Boys and Vixen!" the announcer called out, "Come on out there, Bad Boys and Vixen!"

Heartthrob as Tweek Tweak, Professor Chaos as Butters, and General Disarray as Dougie are prepared on stage. Professor Chaos (the drummer), Dougie (the bass-electric guitarist), and Heartthrob (lead vocalist) are all dressed in dark colors to match the vibe of Anti-Valentine's Day. Heartthrob even has on black eyeshadows and eyeliner and deep burgundy lips.

"Hello single peeps and Valentine's Day haters!" she roars in the microphone for the audience to cheer louder, "We are the 'Bad Boys and Vixen!' I'm Vixen and my friends by my side are the 'Bad Boys'!"

"The girl with red hair in the black looks hot!" one guy in the audience wolf-whistled to make Heartthrob blush madly as Professor Chaos's and General Disarray's laughter when she met them.

"Are you ready to rock!?" the audience are squealing and clamoring their lungs out.

"1...2...3...4!" Professor Chaos begins drumming and General Disarray follows him along with his bass guitar. As the music proceed, Heartthrob opens her mouth to sing.

I'm in the business of misery

Let's take it from the top
She's got a body like an hourglass that's ticking like a clock
It's a matter of time before we all run out
When I thought he was mine

She caught him by the mouth

I waited eight long months
She finally set him free
I told him I couldn't lie

He was the only one for me
Two weeks and we had caught on fire
She's got it out for me

But I wear the biggest smile

Whoa, well I never meant to brag
But I've gotten what I wanted now
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now
But God does it feel so good
'Cause I got him where I want him now
And if you could then you know you would
'Cause God it just feels so
It just feels so good

The crowd are enjoying the music with their headbanging, lip syncing, sing-alongs, and hair-whipping.

Second chances they don't ever matter

People never change
Once a sneak, you're nothing more

I'm sorry that'll never change
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged
I'm sorry honey, I passed out, now look this way

Well there's a million other snakes who do it just like you
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who
They want and what they like, it's easy if you do it right
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

I watched his wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving

General Disarray shows off his mad skills doing his bass electric guitar solo like no other. The people in the audience, Professor Chaos and Heartthrob are astonished to expect an underdog like him to pick up such finesse!

Whoa, well I never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now

Once the song finished, the crowd gone wild.

"How about an encore?!" one girl chimed in the audience.

"Encore! Encore! Encore!"

"I want to hear the boy's rad riffing!"
"I want to hear the sexy babe's singing!"

"I want the drummer!"

Heartthrob looks at Professor Chaos and General Disarray who are nodding at her. She nods at them back and give them a thumb-up as a return. She turns towards the crowd before accepting an encore with a "yes!"

Here's the twist: General Disarray is going to sing the next song before Heartthrob and the three of them together in the chorus. Heartthrob passes General Disarray another microphone.

Remember the words you told me, love me 'til the day I die
Surrender my everything 'cause you made me believe you're mine
Yeah, you used to call me baby, now you calling me by name
Takes one to know one, yeah
You beat me at my own damn game

You push and you push and I'm pulling away
Pulling away from you
I give and I give and I give and you take, give and you take

Youngblood
Say you want me
Say you want me
Out of your life

And I'm just a dead man walking tonight
But you need it, yeah, you need it
All of the time
Yeah, ooh ooh ooh

Heartthrob and Professor Chaos both sing by him. They stomp, clap, plunk strings, and thumping percussions to the beat which encourages to clap as well.

Youngblood
Say you want me
Say you want me
Back in your life

So I'm just a dead man (Heartthrob: girl) crawling tonight
'Cause I need it, yeah, I need it
All of the time
Yeah, ooh ooh ooh

The verse switches up to Heartthrob who is channeling her contralto range. It is so light and sultry to captivate every guy in the crowd within the palms of her hands.

Lately our conversations end like it's the last goodbye
Yeah, one of us gets too drunk and calls about a hundred times
So who you been calling, honey, nobody could take my place
When you're looking at those strangers, hope to God you see my face

Heartthrob turn it up to a higher, more aggressive vocal range, but maintaining her smokey tune. She snaps her fingers and sway her hips like she's a fan enjoying her first concert or music festival.

Youngblood
Say you want me
Say you want me
Out of your life

And I'm just a dead girl walking tonight
But you need it, yeah, you need it
All of the time
Yeah, ooh ooh ooh

Again, Professor Chaos and General Disarray warble beside her.

Youngblood
Say you want me
Say you want me
Back in your life

So I'm just a dead man (Heartthrob: girl) crawling tonight
'Cause I need it, yeah, I need it
All of the time
Yeah, ooh ooh ooh

Lastly, the verse is where Heartthrob and General Disarray harmoinze together to the tempo.

You push and you push and I'm pulling away
Pulling away from you
I give and I give and I give and you take, give and you take

You're running around and I'm running away
Running away from you, from you

This time, the chorus involves the trio to the point that the crowd are getting in the mood of singing them.

Youngblood
Say you want me
Say you want me
Out of your life

And I'm just a dead man (Heartthrob: girl) walking tonight
But you need it, yeah, you need it
All of the time
Yeah, ooh ooh ooh

Youngblood
Say you want me
Say you want me
Back in your life

So I'm just a dead, man (Heartthrob: girl) crawling tonight
'Cause I need it, yeah, I need it
All of the time
Yeah, ooh ooh ooh

You push and you push and I'm pulling away
Pulling away from you
I give and I give and I give and you take, give and you take

Youngblood
Say you want me
Say you want me
Out of your life

And I'm just a dead man (Heartthrob: girl) walking tonight

They stopped singing to see the crowd giving them a standing ovation. Heck, they even hear a lot of positive comments and request for an encore.

"Wooo!"

"You go, Bad Boys!"

"I Love You, Vixen!"

"The drummer totally nails it!"
"No way, the bass-electric guitarist can riff and sing well and I'm rooting for the underdog here!"

"Vixen! Bad Boys! Bad Boys and Vixen!"

"I want an encore!"

"Encore! Encore! Encore!"

"All right, all right!" Heartthrob speaks up in the microphone, "This is the last encore and this song dedicates to the fuckboys and fuckgirls me and my friends had been rejected and heartbroken by!"

"Hell yeah, girl!"
"Vixen! Bad Boys!"

"Show them what they're missing, Bad Boys and Vixen!"

"Fuck them, Bad Boys and Vixen!"
The applaud from the crowd feeds on her to let out a smirk. She thoughts to herself, "Coon and Friends, Freedom Pals, Raisins, Rednecks, Sixth grades, and every bad guy this is for you! Especially you, Super Craig! Or should I say, Shitty Craig!" She darts at General Disarray and Professor Chaos to signal them for their last encore. They nod at her back as a respond.

[General Disarray] Oh-oh, ooh
You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that dirt all on my name
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd call you up
You've been going round, going round, going round every party in L.A.
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd be at one, oh

I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine, oh
And now I'm all up on ya, what you expect?
But you're not coming home with me tonight

[Heartthrob] You just want attention, you don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you

[General Disarray] You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwing that dirt all on my name
'Cause you knew that I, knew that I, knew that I'd call you up
Baby, now that we're, now that we're, now that we're right here standing face-to-face
You already know, already know, already know that you won, oh

I know that dress is karma (dress is karma), perfume regret

You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine

(you got me thinking 'bout when you were mine)

And now I'm all up on ya (all up on ya), what you expect

(oh baby)

But you're not coming home with me tonight (oh no)

[Heartthrob] You just want attention

You don't want my heart

Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new

Yeah, you just want attention

I knew from the start

You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you

Ohh

[Professor Chaos] What are you doin' to me?

What are you doin', huh? (Heartthrob: What are you doin'?)

What are you doin' to me?

What are you doin', huh? (General Disarray:What are you doin'?)

What are you doin' to me?

What are you doin', huh? (Heartthrob:What are you doin'?)

What are you doin' to me?

What are you doin', huh?

[Heartthrob]

I know that suit is karma, cologne regret

You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine

And now I'm all up on ya, what you expect

But you're not coming home with me tonight

[Professor Chaos]

You just want attention

You don't want my heart

Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new

Yeah, you just want attention

I knew from the start

You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you

(over you)

[Heartthrob]

You just want attention

You don't want my heart

Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new

Yeah, you just want attention

I knew from the start

You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you

(over you)

[General Disarray]

What are you doin' to me? (heyy)

What are you doin', huh? (Professor Chaos: What are you doin', what?)

What are you doin' to me?

What are you doin', huh? (Heartthrob: Yeah, you just want attention)

What are you doin' to me? (Heartthrob: I knew from the start)

What are you doin' huh?

(Professor Chaos and Heartthrob: You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you)

What are you doin' to me?

What are you doin', huh?

[Heartthrob]

I know that suit is karma, cologne regret

You got me thinking 'bout when you were mine

They pause for a second, taking deep breaths. The people are erupting the extravaganza with ovation and whistles. They smile at them, blowing them kisses, and take a bow.

~Extravaganza ends~

"I got to admit, it is a lot of fun doing this on Valentine's Day with you guys!" Heartthrob, General Disarray, and Professor Chaos have a celebratory party with pizzas and capri-suns, "Especially you, General Disarray! You rule at the guitar and singing!"

"Yeah General Disarray, I never knew you can do that since you and I met!" Professor Chaos added.

"No problem, Heartthrob," General Disarray beams at them as he munches on his pizza, "I hide it away because people would make fun of me more."
"Aw, forget about these meanies and jelly people," Professor Chaos comforts his young friend.

"You're right! You know, I'm starting to enjoy Anti-Valentine's Day and every adventure with your guys as my friends!" General Disarray pats his napkin on his face, "In fact, I would tell them to fuck them!"

"Whoopee!" General Disarray throws his fist in the air.

"That's my boy," Heartthrob sighed in bliss. She is grateful to have these two boys as her friends and family, "You guys, I learn that what we do today on this holiday called Valentine's Day that we have each other! Fuck everybody else because they're nothing but a bunch of losers, jerks, and assholes! Especially the Coon and Friends, Freedom Pals, and their fricking civil wars! If they keep up with their civil wars and franchise plan, then they'll shit on this love fest for everybody else who are celebrating it with their pettiness and hatred towards each other!"
"Good for you, Tweek" Professor Chaos praises her.

"Bravo," General Disarray agreed.

"Thanks, Butters and Dougie!"

Author's note: Happy Belated Valentine's Day! I'm sorry for the late publish.