Last night, for whatever reason, I started listening to Halloween music. I eventually came across one of my favorite Halloween songs, "Kidnap the Sandy Claws", from The Nightmare before Christmas. So anywho, somehow I made the connection from this song to Mario. I started thinking, " Hey, Bowser and the Koopalings kidnap all the time. I wonder if I could rewrite the song to be based on them." And sure enough, I did. I chose Wendy, Iggy, and Lemmy to be Shock, Lock, and Barrel and Bowser will naturally be Oogie Boogie. However, instead of Peach being Santa Claus, I felt it made move sense for it to be Mario. I'm pretty proud of how I was able to write this without too many writer's blocks in the way, so I'd really appreciate some feedback on this one. Good or Bad critiques are both welcomed.
[All]
Kill Mr. Mario ?
[Iggy]
I wanna do it. Come on, lets go!
[Wendy]
Bowser says to get along well.
[Iggy]
Three of a kind
[Lemmy]
Spikes on a shell
[All]
Lets raise some hell!
La la la la la la, la-la la la la, la la la la-la la, la la la la la.
Kill Mr. Mario, throw shells at his head.
Send evil turtles after him until they find him dead.
[Wendy]
First we're gonna make a mess
And steal a girl in a pink dress.
When he comes to save her
We'll throw fireballs to cause him stress.
[Iggy]
Wait, I've got a better plan
To stop this fat Italian man.
Let's throw him in a lava pit.
He'll lose so many lives
He'll have to quit.
[All]
Kill Mr. Mario, feed him to a plant.
Make Bowser so proud that any wish of ours he'll grant.
[Wendy]
Once we're rid of that plumber dude
[All]
Bowser moves on to phase two.
Kidnap the princess in a cake.
Then the Kingdom ours to take!
[Iggy]
I say we send our old friend Lakitu
Tie a 1-up to his fishing line
Trick Mario to eat it
And then toss Spinies on his spine.
[Wendy]
You're so stupid. Think now!
If he stomped Lakitu on the head
He'd get a short free ride
And Bowser's face would turn all red.
[All]
Kill Mr. Mario, flush him down a pipe.
Make him swim forever until the end of time.
[Wendy and Iggy]
Because evil master Bowser
Is the source of our wisdom.
If I got on his To-Kill list
I'd move to another kingdom.
[Lemmy]
He'll be so pleased with our success
He'll give us something too, I bet.
[All]
Perhaps it'll be a year supply
Of Granny Kamek's apple pie!
We're Bowser's loyal minions
Its an honor to serve him.
We try our best to make him happy
And make sure he has a grin.
[Wendy]
I wish that I had better brothers.
[Lemmy]
Hey, I'm telling Dad!
[Iggy]
Oh, now you're in trouble!
[Wendy]
Shut up!
[Iggy]
Make me!
[Wendy]
I've got something, pay attention!
This one real good, you'll see.
We build a Toad house in his way
And he'll walk in. Its guaranteed.
Now when he walks inside the house
Expecting a stupid Toad to greet
[All]
That's when we blast him
With our wands
And then we have him
One, Two, Three!
Kill Mr. Mario, make his clothing green.
Trap him in a mansion for all eternity.
Kill Mr. Mario, paint a place in slime
While his on vacation, we frame him for the crime.
Kill Mr. Mario for our Koopa King!
Watch out Mr. Mario. Here come the Koopalings!