Tribe cats Echo of the Whispering Cave, Talon of the Swooping Eagle and their leader Wind Catcher, were hunting on the RandomClan border.

Echo muttered, "They're so weak! Why haven't we taken over their territory already?"

Talon sighed, "I think it has something to do with the lollypop trees and the smiling fairy floss clouds."

The clouds smiled at them from the other side of the border.

Wind Catcher mewed "these cats are really strange but please be careful because they are also quite dangerous."

Echo and Talon in agreement.

"Hello there~" came a voice.

Up ahead there was a fluro green cat sitting just on the Tribe's side of the border.

"A RandomClanner!" exclaimed Echo, "What would she be doing here?"

Wind Catcher approached the green cat who was now singing the song Baby by Justin Bieber.

The tribe leader cleared his throat and asked, "Who are you?"

The green cat's eyes darted around weirdly before settling on the Tribe leader, her eyes were purple!

"Catcat" she said.

Wind took a step back. That was a weird answer. He gathered his composure and asked another question.

"Who is your leader?"

"Supercat."

"Umm… Ookay." Mewed Wind nervously.

Catcat loomed over him and weirdly said,

"Cheeeeze Buurgeers~"

Wind let out a small cry and fainted.

Catcat mewed "Derp! He died!"

Echo's fur bristled, "First you trespass, then you make my father faint!"

Catcat smiled, "Dadeee~."

Talon began to feel worried.

Echo continued, "I'm not going to let you go without a fight."

She lunged at the green cat and easily pinned her down. Catcat pulled a LOL face, and said,

"LOZZLES!"

Echo snarled at the RandomClanner. Catcat pulled a troll face said.

"Cheese burgeers~."

Echo fainted and her eyes rolled back into her head.

Talon was enraged, this stupid RandomClanner, Catcat had attacked his best friend, now she would pay!

The guard leapt at the green cat full of fury. Catcat stepped back, eyes darting left and right over and over.

This enraged Talon so much. "Leave our territory at once!"

Catcat tilted her head, "But. Your. On. My. Territory…." She said slowly.

Talon gulped.

Catcat leered over him. "Unicorns that poop rainbows…"

Several RandomClanners came out of the mint leaf bushes and surrounded Talon. The multi-coloured cats chanted.
"Unicorns that poop rainbows… Unicorns that poop rainbows… Unicorns that poop rainbows… Unicorns that poop rainbows… Unicorns that poop rainbows… Unicorns that poop rainbows…"

Talon's legs bucked under the pressure of the randomness building up all around him. The guard took a couple of steps backward then fainted.

"YAYS!" exclaimed the RandomClanners in unison.

The multi-coloured cats turned and walked back to their jelly castle all the while dancing the Macarena.

As the Tribe cats were walking home Echo had a sudden idea.

"Were those cats made of rainbows?"

Talon cowers, "NO! NOT RAINBOWS! TERRIBLE TERRIBLE RAINBOWS!"

Wind looked at Echo. "Do you think he would tell us what happened while we were out?"

Echo shook her head. "No."

Thanks to Warriorfanwriterforever for Beta reading this!

This was really weird!
Challenge for the forum: BrightClan- Adventures in Randomness!

'Till next time!

Blue~