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Episode Begins
Joe: Hey guys, I have to tell you something.
Peter: Yeah sure, go ahead.
Joe: I am about to plan a house party for the 1st time.
Cleveland: That was awesome and I have to come to your house party cause I really went to all the parties before.
Peter: Hold up, you have.
Cleveland: Yeah, I went to a lot of parties before and I was super turnt up.
Quagmire: Gosh, I really have to go to your house party but, I can't, Joe cause I got things to do this week and so, sorry.
Joe: It's cool and who else wanna come.
Cleveland: Hell yeah, of course.
Joe: You better calm down, Cleveland.
Peter: I try to come cause I got things to do also.
Joe: Cool and my house party starts tonight.
Peter & Cleveland: Ok, bro.
Meanwhile at the Store
Peter: Hmm, what did Lois say about what do we need at home? Is it more batteries for the remote or... Are you f*cking kidding me, oh no.
James Woods: Hmm, maybe I gonna buy a new headphones for the bus to L.A. and a new mp3.
Peter: No freaking way, are you kidding me! Guess who the hell showed up in Quahog, James Woods.
James Woods: Yep, that's me, Peter.
Peter: Ugh, what the hell are you doing in Quahog, Woods.
James Woods: Good answer, Pete! I am still making my movie and so, I'll be filming this movie in Quahog and L.A. and New York.
Peter: Oh, that's cool and I bet you doing f*cked up things again.
James Woods: Thanks and please, can we be friends again and I promise you that I will not screw things up again.
Peter: Friends and I will give you a chance and if you screw things up, you have to make your movie somewhere else.
James Woods: Thanks, you're a good friend.
Peter: Do you want to come to Joe's house party tonight.
James Woods: Joe?
Peter: The one who is handicapped.
James Woods: Oh, him, sure.
Peter: Ok and first, I let you come to my house to visit.
Meanwhile at The Griffins
Peter: Guess who I just saw at the store?
Lois: Who?
Stewie: Yeah, who.
James Woods: Hello.
Brian & Meg: What the f*ck is it about?
Chris: You just pulling my leg.
Peter: I just said that before and yep.
James Woods: I'm still making my movie at Quahog and L.A. and New York.
Brian: Oh wow, here it goes again, what movie is it called.
James Woods: Wish It Want It Do It.
Brian: Get the hell out and that's my book, ugh.
James Woods: C'mon, I just make it comedy one the movie version.
Brian: Yeah and the book version is drama and so, I told you once to get out.
Peter: You film the movie right now and you have to make a movie more comedy, what the hell, ugh.
James Woods: Yeah, why, do you got a problem.
Peter: So anyway, let's go to Joe's house party, Woods.
James Woods: Let's go.
Meanwhile at Joe's House
My House by Flo Rida plays
James Woods: Yeah, turn up... Whoo... That's my jam.
Joe: Why do you invite Woods for?
Peter: Cause he keep on bitching all day.
Joe: Oh, why he's at Quahog.
Peter: He's filming his movie at Quahog, L.A., and New York.
Joe: Oh please, oh my god, we know that we don't give a sh*t.
Peter: Yes.
Messin Around by Pitbull plays
James Woods: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Whoo... Damn, that's my song, turn up, please someone to pour another vodka.
Peter: You know what, f*ck this, f*ck you, calm down, ugh.
James Woods: Oh, what his problem and Joe, sup.
Joe: Shut up.
Meanwhile at The Griffins
Peter: Ugh, why he's so annoying, err.
Brian: What's wrong?
Peter: Last night, me and Woods went to the house party and so, he's so annoying cause he play too much.
Brian: Oh and we could get him out of Quahog and move to New York.
Peter: Yeah, good idea and let's do it but, first, I gonna do something! Hey, Meg, whatchu doing.
Meg: Nothing, just texting to my pals.
Peter: Oh, can you do me a favor.
Meg: What is it.
Peter: Look out the window, do you know that your pals taking a selfie.
Meg: Where, ow.
Peter: (Laughs) and let's make James Woods move to New York.
Brian: Yeah.
Meanwhile at the Bar
James Woods: Hey Peter.
Peter: What sup.
James Woods: You just talking mess to me.
Peter: No, I say turn up.
James Woods: Dammit, I don't play that bullsh*t, motherf*cker cause you just talking mess to me last night at house party, you say "f*ck you" and well, meet me at tonight, so I could teach you a lesson.
Peter: Hmm, we gonna see that.
Brian: Yeah, James.
James Woods: Don't forget to bring your friend too.
Meanwhile at the Neighborhood
James Woods: Ok, Peter, I'm ready to fight, Peter, Peter, this fool.
Peter punch James Woods and Peter & Brian put him in the box to New York.
Peter: Yeah, got him, who's fighting now.
Brian: Yeah.
Peter: New York, yes.
Meanwhile at The Griffins
Peter: You know what, Brian, thanks you're a good friend matter fact, we could be brothers.
Brian: No problem and good idea.
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