A/N: This will not always follow the manga.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters depicted in the show. I do not make any money from this fic. It is solely for entertainment purposes only.

Kakashi:

Tell him there is a new addition to the Make Out series

Kakashi felt his fingers twitch at the words that were coming from his two former students, the bowl of ramen in front of him completely forgotten. The Jounin leaned forward in his chair towards the blonde and rosette, interest highlighting his single ebony orb. Gloved hands gripped the counter tightly, his heart pounding with anticipation.

"Master Jiraiya made a new book?" he asked Naruto while trying to hide the excitement in his voice.

"That's right," Naruto answered as he glanced at Sakura quickly with a smile that went unnoticed by the older man. "Pervy Sage said it will be at the bookstore tomorrow. They're opening a four a.m. and there are a limited amount of copies signed by him that have a preview of the next book."

"There's another book after that one?" Kakashi felt like a child that had been told they could have as much ice cream as they wanted. His favorite series was going to be continued and there was not one, but two books that would be added to his collection. There was no way in hell that he wouldn't be the first one to get his hands on that book.

Sakura smiled at him after picking up her chopsticks and digging into the bowl of Ichiraku's ramen. "Master Jiraiya said that there were only ten of the limited addition ones, but there is something even more special for the first buyer."

Curiosity gleamed in the older man's eye at those words. "And what's that?"

The sixteen year old medic reached into her weapon's pouch and pulled out a piece of folded white paper. "This is being given to all the fans in the Village. I specifically asked Master Jiraiya for this one because I knew you would want it. This has a special jutsu on it so if you open it before you're supposed to, you'll be marked as a cheater and won't be able to buy the new series. Open it only if you are the first person there and say the words on the paper. Master Jiraiya will appear and you can get the first copy published from him."

Kakashi tenderly took the precious piece of paper from her hands before asking, "What's the new book called?"

The two young ninjas blinked. "You want to know what it's called?" Sakura questioned, swallowing thickly.

"Well, I can't buy it if I don't know what the name of the book is."

Naruto gave Kakashi a huge smile. "It's called Make Out Extreme. Pervy Sage did lots of research for this one."

The Copy Ninja missed the roll of Sakura's green eyes, the wheels in his mind turning and determination seeping into his muscled form. He was going to be the first one and if someone else tried to get in his way, he just might kill them. The suspense of what the paper said was killing him, but something didn't seem quite right about of this.

Giving his ex students a scrutinizing look, he asked, "Are you sure?"

Sakura frowned before holding out her hand. "Well if you don't want it, give it back."

"No," he said quickly, putting the new light of his life in one of the pockets of his Jounin vest.

If the bookstore was going to be opening at four o'clock, he would get there three hours early to beat the crowd. The fact that he was a ninja (one of the best at that) so he would use that to his advantage. Kakashi wouldn't hesitate to put someone in genjutsu if it meant he would read the paper first and get the first published book.

"Thanks guys," Kakashi said gratefully as he slid out of the chair, pulling money out of his wallet to pay for their meals. "I'll be off now."

He disappeared in a cloud of smoke; Naruto and Sakura tried hard to hold back their laughter, but failed miserably, their cackling making their stomachs sore.

The knucklehead ninja looked over at his partner in crime after wiping tears from the corner's of his eyes. "I can't wait to see Kakashi-sensei waiting outside that bookstore like an idiot!"

Sakura hmphed and crossed her arms. "That's what he gets for always being late. I tailed him one morning to see just what made him late and at first I understood because he went to visit the cemetery, but afterwards he went to breakfast and was busy flirting with some skank waitress! This should be a lesson that he should start being on time for his appointments. If he's on time for this, we'll know he's just been blowing us off this entire time."

Naruto nodded in agreement, continuing to dig into his ramen. "This is going to be so funny."

Kakashi woke up and immediately felt the heavy weight of dread. He shouldn't have woken up on his own; the ninja had set his alarm so he would get up early enough to be the first one at the bookstore. Groaning with annoyance, Kakashi stole a look at the clock.

"Damn it!" he cursed when he saw it was ten minutes to four.

Quickly checking the contraption, he saw that he set it for one in the afternoon, not in the morning. Kakashi leaped out of bed, rushed to the bathroom, and struggled to put on his sandals while trying to brush his teeth. He didn't bother to wash his face or do any of the other morning rituals and managed to get out of the house in two minutes flat. Luckily, he had slept in his clothes so the paper was still securely in the pocket of his jounin vest. The shinobi pulled it out and held it tightly in his fist, moving as fast as he could to get to the bookstore across town.

When Kakashi was halfway there, he cursed again; why didn't he just use the transportation jutsu to get there faster? Grumbling under his breath, Kakashi did some hand signs and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw his destination. It was short lived when he saw people coming from different directions with the same small slips of paper in their hands as Kakashi.

Kakashi bolted to the door and quickly opened the slip of paper. "You suck Kakashi-sensei!" The male triumphantly smiled underneath his mask, but then paused. "Wait...what?"

"That's what you get."

Said man turned to see two of his rivals for the first Make Out Extreme smiling at him before the disappeared in a cloud of smoke, revealing Kakashi's worst fears: this whole thing was a ploy.

Sakura and Naruto stood glaring at their teacher, arms crossed over their chests. Sakura took a step forward and said curtly, "So, you can be on time for this?"

"I..." For once, the smooth talker was lost for words. He was caught and there was nothing he could do to get himself out of it so he asked the next best thing. "So I take it there is no Make Out Extreme?"

"Kakashi-sensei," Sakura growled as she raised her hand and adjusted the glove on it.

Naruto began to chuckle as the female stalked towards her their teacher while Kakashi calculated the best way on how to avoid her until she wasn't angry anymore; at least a month would have to be spent trying to keep away from the irate teenager.

As Kakashi quickly teleported away, his world shattered at realization that there wasn't a continuance of the series. He decided that he would be early for their next training session...maybe.

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