A/N: Soooo the idea for this fic popped into my head the other night while readingexotic-rose18's fanfiction What Do You Mean Im A Ninja?

So tell me what you think of it ^_^ Review!

This is Soooo Not Wonderland

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The Magic of Music

"God it's so hot today, why's it always so friggin hot!" Abby looked over her shoulder at Nina who was laying with Amaya, the love of Nina's life an adorable Toy Poodle she'd had forevers.

"Because this is California, it's the middle of summer and normal Californian's are inside with their nice central air or down at the beach, not lounging underneath the Hollywood sign." Abby couldn't help but smile, she knew Nina was right but she loved it up there, she loved Los Angeles period. She jumped up and dusted herself off, "Fine, lets go Nina, lets go to the beach or at least go swimming back at the apartment, preferably the apartment I hate the beach."

Nina just laughed at her and picked herself up off the floor bringing a sleeping Amaya with her. She knew why Abby hated the beach so she made do with their apartment swimming pool during the summer, at least as long as she was with Abby. "You know it's not normal to hate the beach as much as you do and live in California, when you picture Cali you think beaches right away."

Abby climbed through the window on the passengers side and threw the drivers door open for Nina, "Unless you're smart like me and realize the beach is evil, and has a mind of it's own which it uses everyday to plot our demise."

Abby threw her seat belt on and picked up her book to read as Nina got situated, placing Amaya in the back seat on a pile of blankets they'd bought for Amaya over the years. Nina started the car, blasting the radio as they drove down the dirt road back to civilization. Nina had learned not to question Abby's bizarre musings on certain things, one of those things was Abby's absolute certainty that the beach was evil, ever since she almost drowned after getting knocked over by a wave when she was younger. Nina let her best friend believe her bizarre theories and get lost in her many books, because that's what made Abby, Abby. Well that and her absolute obsession with Naruto. One of the many things they had in common Naruto was the main thing they found. Abby loved Kakashi, and Nina loved Shikamaru.

They made it back to their apartment building in record time, Abby was singing along with the radio so they sat there waiting for the song to finish, and that's when it happened. One minute Nina had joined in singing along to Journey's Don't Stop Believing, the next they were screaming and falling through never ending blackness. Abby grabbed onto Nina, who grabbed Amaya and pulled her in. "WHAT'S HAPPENING NINA!" Nina held Amaya tightly and tightened her hold on her best friend. "I HAVE NO CLUE ABBY,NO GOD DAMN CLUE!"

They kept falling, for a few minutes closing their eyes at around the same time. They hit solid ground or so it seemed, Abby opened her eyes and looked for Nina, she quickly realized she couldn't see Nina or feel her hand anymore. She jumped up and screamed for Nina and Amaya, she was ready to run in random direction A when a hand grabbed her from behind, Abby let out a girly shriek and spun around, kicking her leg out in the process. She was a little shocked when her kick was stopped by the same hand that had grabbed onto her. Standing before her holding onto her leg was one very real and very pissed off looking Kakashi Hatake.

"Uhm...hello Kakashi, funny meeting you like this." Abby could have kicked herself for the idiotic words that slipped from her lips. "Who are you, and how do you know my name?" Abby was at a loss for words, she couldn't very well tell him she was a human girl from California and that he wasn't real so she'd be leaving now.

"Hahaha yeah funny story that, uhm I'd love to tell you all about it but I have to be going now, I'm sure Nina and Amaya are looking for me." With that she pulled her leg away and started running towards direction Z, as in anywhere but where she was at the moment. "Hey! Girl stop!" Abby kept running, yelling back to him as she ran. "I have a name you know!"

She was gaining some distance and then suddenly, he was right in front of her. She couldn't stop herself in time, she slammed face first into Kakashi taking him down on the process. She sat up and looked down at the shocked Kakashi and started complaining. "Stupid Ninja and your stupid super quick running abilities!" She was in the middle of cursing Kakashi's super ninja skills when she suddenly found herself tied up and thrown over his shoulder.

"Hey, HEY! This is kidnapping, I'll report you to the Hokage for this!" Kakashi laughed at her, "Very well you can tell him all about it when we get there, as a matter of fact tell him while you explain how you suddenly appeared from thin air right in front of me. "Him? What do you mean him! Isn't Lady Tsunade the Hokage?"

Kakashi stopped walking for a moment. "No she is not, our Hokage is the Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi, how do you know Tsunade?" Abby could have kicked herself for that slip up, "Anywho...so I take it Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke haven't taken the Chunin Exams yet." Kakashi stopped walking again and dropped her on her ass, "Oww, you could have put me down a bit more nicely!"

Kakashi just glared at her some more. "They are taking the exams in three days, how do you know my students?" Abby realized if she kept talking she would only dig herself an even deeper hole, "I'll just wait to talk to Hiruzen-sama, carry on Kakashi." Kakashi resisted the temptation to beat the aggravating girl on the ground and continued walking. Abby hopped up and ran after him hands bound in front of her.

"Hey you can't just leave me here, I'm still tied up!" Abby ran after him stumbling over her feet and nearlt face planting three different times in her hurry to keep up. She got fed up with walking and ran and jumped onto the Copy Ninja's back, he'd been reading up until she hopped on his back. "What are you doing?" Abby just smiled and got comfy, after a minute of no answer Kakashi went back to walking and reading.

Meanwhile: With Nina and Amaya

"Amaya this is soooo not Wonderland, and where the hell did Abby go?" To Nina's amazement Amaya answered, "Holy fucking shit, Amaya you can talk!" Nina received a bewildered look from Amaya, "Holy shit Nina, you actually understand me!"

Nina spent the next ten minute talking to Amaya, before she remembered she was supposed to be worrying about Abby. She grabbed Amaya and started running in Random Direction Q, she was running so fast she couldn't stop herself when suddenly a guy appeared in front of her, she ran right into him and sent them both tumbling down to the ground.

She lay there relearning how to breathe holding onto the guy she'd taken down, "What a drag, who are you?" Nina knew that sexy voice instantly and looked up at the boy she was laying on and let out a shriek of excitement and shock. "I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE SHIKAMARU NARA!" Shikamaru lifted her and a slightly squashed Amaya so he could sit up. "Yes, that's my name how do you know it?" Nina totally glomped Shikamaru who had been attempting to stand up, "YOU'RE LIKE THE SEXIEST KONAHA NINJA KNOWN TO MAN! HOW COULD I NOT KNOW YOU!"

Shikamaru blushed three shades of red and sat up with Nina attached to him. "uhm...thanks...uh...I don't know your name." Nina let him up and leaned down to get Amaya who was sitting at her feet, she tucked Amaya under her arm and stuck her hand out to Shikamaru. "Oh yeah silly me, I'm Nina Sofia pleasure to meet you Shikamaru. Where are we, and on your way here wherever here is did you happen to see a girl about my height with short, curly, red hair and brown almost black eyes, she was wearing shorts, a wifebeater and her Chucks last time I saw her, and she probably has her head in a book."

Shikamaru let her know he had seen no such girl and offered to take her back to Konaha. "Maybe she's there, and if she read's like you say maybe she knows Kakashi-Sensei." Nina couldn't help but laugh at the thought of Abby's reaction to meeting Kakashi, "Maybe, hopefully she's somewhere in town because Abby doesn't do to well on her own, in fact on her own she could very easily piss off the Pope."

Nina and Shikamaru walked in a comfortable silence until they got to Konoha, the moment they hit town she knew exactly where Abby was. Nina could hear Abby screaming from the moment they entered the city, they ran to where they heard her. What Nina saw had her laughing so hard she almost pissed her pants. There in front of her was Kakashi running around with Abby hanging onto his back and punching him in the head, Nina watched as Kakashi flung her friend off and pinned her to the ground. Nina tried to warn Kakashi but it was too late, the moment Kakashi pinned her and Abby realized she was pinned she headbutted the Copy-Ninja. "Yeah take that Kakashi!"

Abby scrambled out from under a momentarily dazed Kakashi and was running in the opposite direction when she was tackled to the floor by Kakashi. He took her down like the professional badass he was and knocked her out. Thats when Nina jumped into the fray, "Hey you creep let Abbs go!" Nina kicked Kakashi in the head as Amaya bit into his leg. Kakashi let out a yelp of pain and let go on Abby, Nina was leaning down to untie Abby when she was hit from behind by none other than Kiba Inuzuka, Nina fell to the ground getting a momentary glimpse of her precious Amaya facing off against a dog she recognized, Akamaru Kiba's partner. "You go Amaya!..." Nina passed out after that.

I Can Tell The Future...Whooooo!

Kiba, Kakashi, and Shikamaru all escorted the two unconscious girls to the Hokage's Tower, Shikamaru holding onto Amaya who would bite anyone else who tried to touch her. "Taken down by a girl with her hands tied up, that's sad Kakashi, very sad." Kakashi glared at Kiba who was carrying Abby in his arms, "Shut up Kiba." Kiba laughed at Kakashi who was carrying Nina. "She ways like nothing Kakashi and her hands were tied together, seems to me like you're getting old."

Kakashi said nothing, instead opting for kicking Kiba in the shin. Kiba let out a yelp of pain and almost dropped the girl in his arms. "Not nice Kakashi." Kakashi just smiled to himself and walked ahead and into the Hokage's office. They waited for the girls to wake up, Nina came to first and looked around she spotted Shikamaru with Amaya and offered an apologetic smile to him, and glared at the others. When Abby woke up she took a look around,waved hi to Nina, kicked Kakashi in the leg and ended up on the floor in the process.

Everyone even the Hokage laughed at the accusing glare she gave Kakashi. "It's your own fault, you chose to kick me." Abby sat up and scooted away, "I regret nothing, not a damn thing." She looked up from her spot on the floor and smiled brightly at the Hokage, "Hiruzen-sama good to see you still alive!" The Hokage gave her a questioning look. "Ok yeah...this is going to sound hella insane believe you me, but I swear I'm telling the truth so just hear me out." Hiruzen smiled at her and nodded that he would listen.

"Ok so during the Chunin Exams, your ex-student Orochimaru will lead an attack on Konaha via the sand triplets Gaara, Temari and Kankuro, dont worry though Naruto defeats Gaara and kinda saves the day, well you sacrifice yourself to save the village and Sasuke the little bastard runs away eventually joining up with Orochimaru because he wants revenge on Itachi, but you and me both know his revenge shouldn't be on Itachi but Danzo. Yeah anywho, you need to stop them, and try not to die although Tsunade makes an awesome Hokage your death devastated everyone in Konoha. And in case you don't believe me about all this, you can go ahead and bring in Kabuto Yakushi he's Orochimaru's right hand man, he has a bit of an obsession with Naruto so keep him away from that boy, he won't admit to it all of course but I'm sure you got some nifty jutsu to make him squeel or at the very least let Ibiki at him."

Everyone in the room except for Nina and Amaya stared in amazement at her, "Oh by the way the Yondaime Kazekage is dead, killed by Orochimaru who is currently disguised as him and plotting this grand assault on Konoha during the Chunin exams."

The Hokage stood up and looked down at Abby, "These are grave accusations you are making, little girl how am I to know you aren't lieing or playing some elaborate prank?" Abby stood up off the floor and looked at Kiba and Shikamaru, "You two need to leave and take Nina and Amaya with you so I can speak with the Hokage and Kakashi." Nina looked like at her friend knowing what she was about to do and got up to follow Kiba and Shikamaru out the door.

As soon as the door shut Abby turned back to the Hokage, "Naruto is the third Jinchuriki of the Nine Tailed Demon Fox, his mother and father were Kushina Uzamaki and Minato Namikaze, his Godfather is none other than another of your previous students Jiraya, you know Naruto is Kushina and Minato's child you gave him his mothers name hoping it would help if no one knew he was the Fourths child.

And I know that you Kakashi," Abby turned away from the shocked Hokage and faced Kakashi, "You Kakashi Hatake, you graduated from The Academy at the age of five, made Chunin at six and you went by the Ninja Code book until the day your best friend died. Then you realized that, In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that's true, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum. You came to this conclusion after Obito Uchiha the man who gave you your Sharigan said these words to you, "Those that break the rules and regulations are scum. But those who abandon their comrades are worse than scum. If I'm going to be called scum either way, I'd rather break the rules! And if that's not being a proper shinobi, then I'll destroy that idea!" And so Kakashi, Hiruzen-sama if that doesn't prove I'm telling the truth I don't know what will and you both fail as Ninja." With that Abby sat down on the closest chair and waited for someone else to speak.

Kakashi sat there silently, staring at Abby who only ignored him as Hiruzen called the rest of the crew back into the room. "I have listened to this young woman's story and I believe her, we will take action immediately to counter act Orochimaru's plans in the mean while you shall go about your normal routine, also before you leave these two young ladies will need a plausible cover story and a place to stay."

Everyone in the room looked at Nina and Abby, Nina trying to look harmless Abby just smiled her evil smile. Kiba spoke first, "I live on the Inuzuka compound so no dice, I could give the dog a place to stay that's about it." Shikamaru stepped forward, "I can give one of them a place to stay and show Nina where Kiba lives so she can see Amaya." Hiruzen looked to Kakashi, "Hatake, what about you? Don't you have a spare bedroom?" Kakashi smiled underneath his mask. "Nope."

Abby sat up straight and smiled even brighter. "Nina you can stay with Shikamaru, I'll figure something out and if not I can always crash on some random park bench." Hiruzen allowed everyone except Kakashi and Abby leave, not that Abby could have gone very far anyways her hands were still bound.

She glared up at Kakashi, "Wanna be a real pal and friggin untie me." Kakashi glared right back. "Any shinobi worth his salt would have broken free of that rope by now, some ninja you are." Abby launched herself out of her chair and tackled Kakashi to the floor,punching him in the head on the way down.

After being yelled at by Hiruzen and getting put back in her chair by ANBU who had appeared from thin air Abby spoke in her defense. "For your information Mr. Hatake, I'm not a ninja and I still kicked your ass." With that she flipped him the bird and turned back to Hiruzen. She sat there waiting patiently for something to be said, Hiruzen spoke up again.

"Kakashi she will be staying with you, put her on the couch if need be but she is staying with you and you are now in charge of her, she is your responsibility." Kakashi went to protest against it but was interupted by Hiruzen. "No if's, and's, or buts Hatake, you may leave now." With that they were both thrown from the Hokages office, Kakashi immediately started walking away. "Hey wait! Aren't you going to untie me!" Kakashi kept walking and Abby gave chase, meanwhile Hiruzen listened from in his office and couldn't help but laugh at them both.

A/N: Tadah! Review ppls, they are mucho appreciated!