A/N- April 26th- Well, now that this is a completed story I guess I have to put a new header on this. Well, It is complete! I would like to thank the7joker7 for all of his help. He started helping me on chapter 4 of this story and out of that, blossomed a beautiful friendship. This fic brought us so close.

The following story has a lot of slashing, vulgar humor, sexual things are discussed and some things are done. This is above all a comedy and I wouldn't really call this romance, but what romance story really is... well some are but not this one. This is more male romantic comedy. Kaiba does appear but... ahh I won't spoil it. LOVE YOU ALL. Thanks so much for the reviews, favorites and support. I cherish every view.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yugioh.

His long black hair and sexy green eyes were the envy of every male in Domino High, that and his fan club was nothing to sneeze at. With the roll of his dice, he was more than just a conventional lover; he was a god's gift to women. His hugs were warm, his kisses sensual: he was most certainly the friendliest guy in school. His name: Duke Devlin.

There was also another boy with a fan club too and his name is Ryou. His approach to his fan club is much different. Instead of welcoming the girls with open arms like Duke, Ryou mostly just runs away. This is something I do not understand. Why would a girl want a guy who doesn't want them around? How does he get them all to stay? I just don't get it.

Joey continued to ponder this throughout the day as girls surrounded Ryou during every break in-between classes. He groaned whenever a girl squealed over Ryou. Ryou just kept politely telling the girls to leave him alone and that he really needed to pull out his textbooks for next class. All the girls thought it was cute. Well, all the girls except Tea. But she didn't count. She was not only his friend but, she and Yugi were dating.

"Hey girls! Why don't ya just hang out with me?" Joey stood up with his arms wide open, half expecting the girls to just flock to him because at least he wants them. Unfortunately Joey's ego was hurt when the girls went 'ew' and back to obsessing over Ryou.

Joey sat back down only to look to his left to see Téa and Yugi laughing at him. "Some friends you are," Joey huffed. "How does he get all those girls anyway? I just don't get it."

"Clearly," Téa said.

"Why don't you ask him how he does it?" Yugi encouraged.

Joey raised an eyebrow. He never really thought about doing that. But Ryou always freaked him out. That white hair and pale skin made him look ghostly. Joey attempted to shake away the thought of ghosts. Even after the shake, he could still feel a chill go up his spine.

"Doesn't Duke also have a fan club too?" Tea reminded. "If you don't want to ask Ryou, you could always ask him. He seems friendly enough…" As Téa began to trail off Tristan, from behind the three, began to laugh.

"Friendly is an understatement!" Tristan's fist was hitting his desk he was laughing so hard. Nobody else was laughing. "Aw, come on you guys, it was funny!"

"More comfortable asking Duke. Ryou seems too shy to tell me," Joey said getting up as the final bell rang.

"Joey," Mr. Tanaka waved Joey to his desk. Joey waved his friends goodbye as he walked towards the teacher's desk. Joey looked back at the teacher. "Pull up a seat," Joey obeyed and held in a defiant groan. "What's going on?"

"Nothing," Joey stated shrugging his shoulders as he leaned back in his chair. He just wanted to go home.

"Joseph, if you don't want to be in school, just drop-out. I don't need you taking up space in my class."

The teacher's stern voice weighed on Joey. Joey was completely hunched over, with is elbows on his legs, looking at the floor between them. He began to focus on the little dots on the carpet.

"You may leave."

Joey got up, grabbed his bag, and left.

He had been talked to by many teachers over the years, more than he had fingers an toes. Usually they were telling him to ship up or shape out… he wondered if that was the proper order of the saying. Not to say he hadn't thought about dropping out, but, he had to support himself somehow and in this society, education was everything, even if he wasn't interested… he had to complete high school.

Under a tree there laid Duke; using a fan girl as a pillow so he wouldn't have to let his long hair touch the ground. The girl was stroking his long hair. He had seven other girls seated beside him. Duke was telling girls in his fan club, how pretty they all are when he noticed Joey was standing over him. A smirk came across his face.

"So, is there a reason why you are interrupting my club meeting?" Duke asked.

Joey looked away trying to keep his ego intact with what he was about to say, "Please teach me how to pick up girls!" This moment was brought to you by JoeyFail. com.

"Sure," Duke said chuckling.

"Really?" Joey was really surprised.

"Yeah, but only if you do a few things for me," Duke was stroking his chin.

"Nevermind. I'll just figure it out myself then," Joey uncomfortably waved goodbye and turned the other direction to walk home.

"Oh, so then you don't want to learn from the master on how to pick up girls?" Duke stood up looking even more cocky than usual. Joey hated him for it. "Well, go ahead, continue to be hopelessly single and never get laid ever," Duke fiddled with his own hair and walked up to Joey. In a show of male dominance he grabbed his chin. "You wouldn't want to be a virgin forever would you?"

Joey hit Duke's hand away. Of course he would lose it before he left high school. Pssh! He didn't need lessons for that.

"I am not a virgin and I can do that by myself, thanks," Joey gritted through his teeth then turned around and walked off.

"Bye virgin-boy! Have fun being a virgin!" Duke yelled. His fan girls all laughed.

The nerve of that guy…

At home Joey pulled out his textbooks opened them, then closed them. He looked outside to see that the sun was shining still and thought about all the things he would rather do than study. Joey reached his hand upward arching his back and tilting his chair backwards. He leaned forward once more, opening his book. Math… one of all of the subjects I am currently failing. It is such a pretty day. I should do P.E. first. No homework for that though…

Joey put his textbooks away and picked up the phone. It started to ring in his hand. He looked at the caller I.D. Motou, Solomon. He couldn't help but laugh at their psychic connection.

"Hello," Joey answered the phone.

"Hey! I was just wondering how things went with Duke. Did he tell you anything special?" Yugi, as usual genuinely interested in whatever anyone had to say.

"Nah, that dude's a jerk!" Joey felt a tad of rage building back up just thinking about it.

"Really? I thought he seemed nice. Oh well. Hey, do you want to come over and play Duel Monsters?" Yugi asked.

"You're done with you're homework?" Joey was surprised, though it did take him a little longer to get home.

"Since when do you care?" Yugi retorted playfully.

"You're right! Be right ova'!"

Sounds way more fun than homework any day.

A/N: Hopefully you liked it! Please review and tell me what you thought. (even if you didn't like it)