Feathers
A/N: This is a request from the Best Person EVER, Alex. She is amazing and awesome and fantastic! Hooray!
Disclaimer: I do (not) own WWE, Jesse, Jimmy, SpongeBob or Alex.
Pairing: Jesse/Jimmy Wang Yang
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It was like a disaster zone in Jimmy's living room. There were blankets and pillows and popcorn thrown everywhere. The T.V. had the Spongebob Squarepants movie playing on it, but no one was watching it. They were too busy being insane weirdos.
Jesse was crouched down behind a fort made of pillows and couch cushions. He had a stocking full of candy and a bandana tied around his head, sort of like a military rebel kind of look.
On the other side of the living room was Jimmy, ducked behind the couch, a bag of stale marshmallows in hand. He was dressed in all camouflage with black painted under his eyes. And as I'm sitting here writing about them looking like this, I wonder if they got into Jeff's hidden sugar stash.... Or his crack stash.
Jimmy peered back behind his shoulder to look at his enemy only to narrowly dodge a Crunch bar thrown at him, "Jesse, that's just down right dirty!" Jimmy threw a marshmallow back at him, earning a small "ow!"
"You're moms down right dirty!" Jesse retorted, rubbing the spot on his head that the marshmallow landed on. Dang, when did those things expire, 1999?
Jimmy rolled his eyes at his boyfriend's lame insult, "Really, Jesse? That is the stupidest come back ever!"
"You're moms the stupidest come back ever!"
"That doesn't make any sense!" Jimmy crouched up onto his knees, army crawling over to Jesse's fort. He was going to end this little "war" with a sneak attack so sneaky that even the writer didn't see it coming.
"You're mom don't make no sense!" Jesse got down on his hands and knees, planning to crawl over to Jimmy's fort for a little sneak attack of his own. But as soon as he exited the safety of his fort, he saw Jimmy sitting there with a shit eating grin, "Jimmy, don't you dare..."
Jimmy reached into the bag of marshmallows, lunging at his boyfriend, "Marshmallow attack!" The handful of marshmallows ended up all over Jesse, who acted like they were bullet or some sort of monster, "AH! No... There's a white light at the end of a long tunnel... Life fading... Blah!" Jesse "died" right there on the floor.
"Oh no, I've keeled heems! My beloved Jesse! NNNOOO!!!" Jimmy fell to his knees in front of Jesse, crying over dramatically, "I have an idea! I shall bring him back, with a kiss!" He leaned down and planted one right on his lover's pretty pink lips, savoring the taste of his Bubble Gum lip balm, "MWUAH!"
Jesse's eyes popped open, meeting with Jimmy's own. His face lit up with a smile, hugging his boyfriend tightly, "Yeah, you brought me back to life...! But I still feel a bit tired."
"Well, then maybe you'll need more than a kiss to help you out," Jimmy picked Jesse up in his arms, leading to his bedroom for a little "assistance."
The End!
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A/N: I know, I know, I'm evil, cutting off right before the fun started, but hey, it's my job. So yeah, this was for Alex, whom I luffles to bits. Hope everyone enjoyed! ~ Duckii