A/N: Hi everyone, i want to make a story in a universe about a girl living with ten boys. Thats why this story will consist in re-write episodes of The Loud House and Original stories.

I Hope you like it.

A/N 2: Before we start i want you guys now that English is not my first lenguage so excuse me for any error.

"Hi everyone Linka Loud here and today is chore day in the Loud House. You may be wondering Linka how do you guys keep the house so clean? Well let me tell you is not an easy job. You see with ten brothers, all the dirt is part of them, that's why after a long conversation with my parents a convince them to raise our weekly allowance, so that way encourage my brothers to clean the house. My chore is take out the trash. I know is not a pretty chore for a pretty girl, but everyone has to make the sacrifice to do the chore around the house"

While Linka was picking up the trash in each bedroom she went to the bathroom where her big brother Loni just came out with a smile on his face and he said "Chore complete"

"You see my brother Loni has a very hard task, clean the bathroom which why the trash must be huge" Linka said and she realized that the bathroom was still a mess y she scream: "Loni how many times I have to tell you, you must clean the bathroom not clean yourself in the bathroom"

"After that inconvenience in the bathroom we will continue with the tour through the Loud House"

Just in Luke and Lane room Luke was having problem with the vacuum cleaner "Bloody piece of scrap I'll have to find the tools to fix this thing" with that comment Luke went to look for the tools. Linka went to inspect a vacuum cleaner and realized what was problem and shout "Luke the vacuum cleaner is not connected" but Luke was already gone. "Oh well, he'll come back."

"But not everyone is good in their field," Linka explained as she was walking through the rooms to pick up the trash. "Hey Linka catches this" someone shouted. Linka turned and saw several bags flying and used the trash bag to his hand to catch each one of the bags. "Ahhh, you got them all wanted at least one to touch you" said Leif, his younger brother who was in charge of collecting animal poop around the house.

"Sorry Leif, but this girl will never be beaten" Linka said proudly.

"Yeah, since I taught Geo how to use the toilet now I have less ammunition, but you'll see, next time I'll catch you" Leif said when suddenly something is heard falling on the toilet "Oh no Geo fell back into the toilet" Which quickly Leif retired to the bathroom and heard him cry "wow five poop Geo, What the heck are you eating?"

"Well as you can see Leif is an expert on his field, but Lexx" in that moment at that moment Linka went into the twins room and saw that Lexx was still in bed "It's too lazy to get up. Come on Lexx you have to make everyone's bed and you're the only one who hasn't got up yet. So start to make the beds. "Ahh, give me ten more minutes" he replied.

"Well I'm done with the trash on the second floor, now with the trash on the first floor" said Linka, as she went to the kitchen. "The next task is to clean the dishes, although it is normal in most places for a person to take care of that. None of my brothers like to do it. Not because of the fact of cleaning it, well maybe yes, but also because of the fact that they are many dishes. You will see thirteen people, which means thirteen dishes, thirteen glasses and many cutleries to clean for each meal. So it was decided that three people would take care of this. And the ones are Lane to clean the dishes, Lars to dry the dishes and Lynn to Put the dishes in the pantry, which is a very divided task, but very efficient, "said Linka as he entered the kitchen and realized there was no one washing the dishes "The only problem is that if one of them is not present, none will perform the task," said Linka annoyed.

"Lane, Lynn and Lars come and clean the dishes," said Linka.

"Finally the only trash left is the basement and the only person here is my older brother Loki. Which has two tasks, one is to clean the laundry and the other is to take care of Leon, while he's doing it "said Linka about to collect the garbage in the basement.

"Linka can you do me a favor? Can you see Leon for a moment? I'm trying to use my phone, but I cannot get a good signal. It will be for a few minutes. Can you? "Loki asked.

"Sure try to do it fast I have only to throw this bag of garbage and I will have finished my tasks"

"Great, thanks, little sis"

"Well with the last completed task consisting of Levi paying the bills. With that all the chores of the house are officially finished "Linka said with a face of happiness and all his brothers who were on the sofa shouted with joy at how it had ended Chore day in the Loud House.

"Hey guys. Mom and Dad are going to deliver our allowance, "Loki said, causing everyone to run.

"Well what do you expect? When it comes to the allowance anyone would run to receive their money," said Linka rising from the couch. But she felt rather tired in doing so. How weird we just get up and I feel already exhausted, Linka thought, but she ignore it since she was more interested in receiving her allowance.

"Well here Luke's money, here is the twins money and finally here is your allowance Linka" said his father delivering the last envelope with money to all children in the house.

"Well children you are free. So enjoy your money, "exclaimed his father, which everyone shouted with joy, except Linka who felt tired for some reason.

Back in the living room all the boys were watching TV and Linka was the last to arrive and she said "How weird I feel pretty tired, but I do not know why"

"You probably didn't sleep well"

"You need to exercise. That's why you lack of energy"

"A demon is sucking your vitality"

And so each brother began to say an explanation of why Linka was tired, which none of them make any sense.

"Or maybe it's because of the fact that you took care of all the tasks," Loni said. Which almost everyone came and covered his mouth. "Wait a moment. What did he say? I do all the chore? "Linka said

"Ummm what thing about you doing the chores. We do all the chores, right boys" Lane said and they all started laughing nervously.

"Look at the time I have to do the thing in the place," said Lynn, which all began to move away slowly.

"Wait a second," Linka shouted, leaving all his brothers petrified "What do Loni means with that?" Linka said to herself and began to think about what he said.

Flashback

"Loni how many times I have to tell you, you must clean the bathroom not clean yourself in the bathroom"

Watching the mess in the bathroom and the wastebasket empty. It will better if I clean up all this trash Linka thought. In the end she came out with a huge trash bag from the bathroom and without realizing that she had cleaned the entire bathroom by herself.

Flash back # 2

"Luke the vacuum cleaner is not connected" Linka shouted, but his brother had already retired "Oh well he'll be back". So she proceeded to plug in the vacuum cleaner and it was turned on, which Linka thought: Since the the vacuum cleaner is on I can clean up a bit this mess of Luke and Lane. So by the time Luke returns he will not have so much work.

Then she aspire not one, not two, but all the rooms and just when I would finish the last room. Luke arrives with a toolbox and said "Well, who hid the toolbox? it took me an eternity to find them"

At that moment Linka turned off the vacuum cleaner. "Luke takes the only problem the vacuum cleaner had is that it was not plugged in, I clean up a little while you were looking for the tools"

"What a fool on my part, thanks Linka" Luke said with an evil smile.

Flashback 3

"Ahh give me 10 more minutes," Lexx replied.

"Lexx, you know that you can complete your homework in ten minutes" Linka said.

"Liar you know there are 12 beds in this house it takes more than ten minutes to do it. So let me rest "with that comment Lexx hid under his sheets.

"Please bet I can do it at that time"

"So you want to bet, I bet you three dollars that you can't do it in time"

"I accept" which Linka and Lexx clench their hands to seal the bet.

Eight minutes later

"See, you can do your chore in less than ten minutes. So it pay up, "Linka said.

"Well you win," Lexx said with an evil smile, as Linka did his homework for three dollars.

Flashback 4

"Lane, Lynn and Lars come and clean the dishes," said Linka, and proceeded to look for them, which in a couple of minutes found Lynn and Lars inside their bedroom.

"Why aren't you guys washing the dishes?"

"Hey, we totally want to start cleaning dishes, but Lane is not here and we cannot do it without him, so here we are waiting for him," Lynn said.

"And why don't you guys just clean the dishes between the two of you?

"Because it would not be fair," Lars said.

"Okay look how about this; we do the dishes between the three, okay?" Linka proposed.

"Okay, let's finish this meat sandwich, while you, start cleaning the dishes and when we finish we'll help you," said Lynn.

"Good, but come quickly"

Several minutes later

"I'm about to finish the dishes and they do not even come to dry and store them," said Linka, when Lane suddenly appeared.

"It's time to clean the place," Lane said.

"Where the heck have you been, you had to be cleaning the dishes"

"I was busy thinking about a good joke about cleaning dishes. And where are Lars and Lynn? "

"I do not know, you finish the dishes and I'll go to find them" which Linka was angry to look for his brothers

When she climbed the stairs, Lynn and Lars were in the bathroom. "What they're doing. You have to clean up the dishes; you can't just leave all the work to Lane"

"I'm sorry, Linka, but I think the meat sandwich did suit very well to Lars" Lynn said. At that moment a Bwaagg was heard from the bathroom "And here I am taking care of my younger brother"

"Oh, I'm sorry I didn't know, you know what, you stay with Lars for a while and I'll dry the dishes and when you're a little better, you'll help me keep the dishes okay"

"It won't be necessary, I'll dry the ... bwagg," Lars said before vomiting again.

"Do not worry big brother I'll take care" said Linka.

In the kitchen

"Well Linka already finished with the dishes, but where are Lynn and Lars" asked Lane

"Lars is a little sick so I'll help with drying until he gets a little better"

"Oh, what a pity, I'll go to see him"

After drying all the dishes Linka went to the second floor to see his brother.

"Lynn, I finished drying the dishes, only you're missing ... But what the heck is going on here?" Linka said when he saw Lynn and Lars' room. Which Lars was lying on his bed / coffin with a hospital monitor at his side.

"You see Linka, Lars felt a little better, then Lane came up with a joke which made Lars feel worse" Lynn said.

"Okay and how did they get that monitor?"

"It's from Levi" Lynn said, then continued to approach Linka and whispered "you know how Lars is all a dramatic"

"Well you stay with him and I'll go and store those dishes," Lynn said and left the room.

Then he came back and shouted "I said, I'll go and store those dishes"

"Oh right, I mean; Wait Lynn do not leave me "Lars said "I want to spend my last moments with you"

"But Lars I have to store the dishes and Linka will stay with you"

"No, want you to be with me these last few moments" Lars said and then he hug Lynn, which Lynn shrugged to tell Linka what he could do at that moment.

Linka looked at her brother and said "You know what Lynn, takes care of him and I'll cover you with the dishes"

"Oh thanks Linka" Lynn said.

Then Linka left the room and when it was no longer in sight. Lars hit Lynn.

"Never force me to hug you again, never" Lars said to Lynn.

"Oh yeah, how about if I return those blows" and they start to fight.

Flash back 5

"Great, thanks, little sister," Loki said as he stepped out of the basement and went straight to the living room to watch TV.

Meanwhile Linka was playing with Leon when suddenly the washing machine stopped.

"Huh the washing machine stop, I'll put them in the dryer" Which she noticed that the dryer was full of clothes "Oh wait the dryer is full with dry clothes, I'd better take off these clothes"

"Maybe I could iron and fold these clothes while we waited for Loki. What do you think of that idea Leon? "Linka told Leon, which Leon only giggle at her. And so Linka continued to clean, dry and fold all the clothes.

End of flashback

"I cannot believe you guys deceived me to do all your chores"

They all tried to deny them, but none seemed sincere.

"Seriously you guys behave like a bunch of immature kids. The only ones who did their chores are Leif and Levi. Sure Leif likes to play with the poop, but Levi tried hard to do it, even he ask me to teach him how to pay the bills and ..." Linka said realizing that it made no sense, that she was teaching something to a super-genius.

"You pretended not to know how to pay the bills so that way I'll do it, right?" Linka said with a disappointed face towards Levi.

"I wondered when you would notice" Levi replied.

"Well what do you expected, none of us like to do the chores in the house and now they forces us, if we don't we are grounded" said her brother Loki "Also that if we did something wrong you got a meddle, since you want everything to be perfect"

"Then when we realized that you do all the chore without realizing it, since you want everything clean" said Lynn "Why not we let you to do all the chores"

"Perhaps because it's unfair for one person to do the work of eight lazy brothers"

"What's wrong about it? You're a girl after all" Loki said.

"What to be a girl has to do with it?" Linka replied.

"You know, you like the clean and like to waste time cleaning up," said Lane

That has nothing to do, it's everyone's responsibility.

"No, it only bothers you, so it's your problem" Levi said.

"What are you talking about?"

"Let me show you Linka, if I wanted to listen to the music of a bagpipe, it's Luke's work to play the bagpipe. The answer is no, it's my problem, I look on the internet in bagpipe and that's it. I do not bother anyone as it is my problem"

"That's stupid, you mean if dad cannot cook, I'm not obliged to prepare any kind of food for you, which I do."

"Linka is right you guys should have done your chores" Leif said.

"I cannot believe you all took advantage of me that way just because I'm a girl and I was worried about you guys. I will have to tell our parents everything you did to avoid doing the chores. For example Lars I cannot believe that you pretend to be sick"

"Umm I really was sick. I didn't handle eat that sandwich. Even I barf in the toilet and that's why we could not do our job well. Right guys "said Lars, which Lane and Lynn affirmed everything he said

"So you were sick, so you won't mind if I inspect the bathroom to find evidence." With that last comment Linka ran off to the bathroom on the second floor and behind each of her brothers followed.

Linka began to inspect the toilet for evidence to prove that Lars pretended the whole incident with the sandwich, saw the outside and found nothing, then inspected inside he saw everything that she needed to see and at last she sniffed the toilet and thought he had found the definitive proof to incriminate his brothers.

"Well Lars, I must say it's very impressive what you did. That is to say you were so sick that you even barf the toilet and that there was no trace of it "Linka said with a detective tone.

"What can I say, it was a disaster so I clean it up a bit," Lars said in a funereal tone.

"It's just, you did your job so well done that I did not even find the smell of the barf" said Linka, which everyone gasped from the shock, all but Lars because there were a few things in the world that could make him nervous, but everyone else was a bit nervous about how can Linka could discover the truth.

"Instead of smelling the hideous smell, I just find the smell of lavender." Linka said.

Lars started to analyze the situation. So there's lavender smell or maybe it's a trap. I do not know what kinds of smell are on those bottles and I don't even know if there is any smell in the toilet. Wait a second Linka clean the bathroom so most likely she used some spray to clean the bathroom, so that fragrance is the one that Linka smells, so she said the smell of lavender for me to respond "Yes, I use the lavender "when she actually use another spray. That way if I say that if I use that spray she may know that I am lying. All I have to do now is to play fool of myself, I'm not sure of which spray I use. You played a difficult game Linka, I must admit I almost thought I would lose, but I will be the winner.

"The truth, I remember using the spray to hide the smell, but I do not remember which one was the one I took, because I felt bad at the time. So maybe I take the spray or maybe wear something different like a hair spray or something that does not smell, the truth is I do not know. "Lars said confidently that he had avoided Linka's trap.

"Oh so you do not remember, so I cannot know whether you're telling the truth or not," Linka said with a defeated tone, which caused Lane and Lynn to feel a little secure and Lars smiled as he had won the victory .

"Well, if you do not need me, I'll be going" Lars said as he had won and left the bathroom and went directly to his room.

"Wait a second Lars, there is something that doesn't makes sense in your story," Linka said sarcastically, which made everyone nervous, even Lars, but the latter tried not to show such nerves.

"What are you talking about?" Lars asked and thought, "What are you saying, Linka, you cannot have deduced anything from what I told you, it's impossible that you found something, if there was really bad smell, I could say that I did not do a good job or that one of us use the bathroom and if there is a smell of any kind, it is because I use a spray can of something, as I didn't confirm the type of smell is impossible that you found something.

"You see this does not make sense" Linka put the toilet seat up and everyone went to see, all except Lars.

They all looked and began to talk.

"What is that?"

"Maybe is what I think it is"

"It is possible to do that size"

Lars was nervous again that there might be something in that excuse that would betray him. The only thing he could do was move forward and see what Linka was talking about and see what made that his brothers asked those question and what was in the toilet and if it was something to blame him for having lied to his older sister.

He arrived to the toilet and all he had to do was look at what had brought Linka to the show. What he saw surprised him did not know who he was or where he came from, all he knew was that he was not prepared for that.

There were four no, there were five black spheres in the bathroom, but they were so small that it was impossible for it to be poop.

"I do not understand what this is and it has to do with all of this," Lars said confused.

"Of course I'd better explain to you; You see according to your story after you vomited the entire bathroom cleaned it, I do not know how, but you cleaned it up you even used some kind of spray to clean it, right? "Linka said like a detective who discovered how to resolve the crime.

"Of course, I told you that I clean it, I use some spray, but do not notice if it smelled or not or if it was some environmental spray or something similar" Lars said confirming everything he had said to defend his posture

"So you're claiming that you cleaned the vomit, cleaned inside and out" Linka said, playing dumb.

"Yes, I have already told you several times"

"Then if you cleaned it inside it means you pressed the chain so that all the water with your vomit go away, right?"

"Of course, how else would I pull it out?" Lars said, pointing out the obvious.

Linka smiled "That's what I wanted to hear." Which everyone was confused about, what could have figured out, since no one understood the situation.

"Psss Levi you understand what she's saying" asked Loki, since he did not understand anything and wanted to know what just happened and the best to understand the situation was his younger brother the genius.

"I have no idea what's going on" Levi replied.

"Question: Someone knows what are those things are in the toilet" Linka asked for his brothers to respond.

"Something for cleaning?" Lexx said.

"I don't know" Lynn said.

"Poo poo?" Leon said.

"Exactly, its poop" Linka explained.

"What? It is impossible to be poop, if it is so small "Levi said" Even if Leon sat, I could never be something so small"

"That's right its impossible be that size, so how is it that size, what do you guys think?" Which all his brothers tried to guess.

"Someone cut it" Luke said.

"Someone has problems" Loki said.

"Its dog poop," Loni said.

"Almost Loni, its hamster's poop, Geo poop to be exact" Linka said.

"How is that possible?" Levi said.

"Simple I taught him to use the toilet" said Leif

"Exactly, now one last question for you Lars; tell me how you think that the poop got there now, "Linka asked, cornering the corner of the bathroom.

"Simple Geo use the bathroom," Lars replied.

"Exactly"

"Does that help us?" Lars asked, confused.

"You see early today, Leif threw me a lot of animal poop, which no one touched me, nothing to brag about" Linka said smiling with the last fact.

"Leif, do you remember what happen next" Question Linka.

"Well, I told you that if I had more ammunition I would hit you and then ..." Leif realized the important thing. "Then Geo fell in the toilet and I said: Wow five poops Geo, What the heck are you eating?"

"Exactly five hamster poop were on the toilet"

Lars thought All this show by five piece of hamster poop, how does that affec ...

Lars realized what Linka meant.

"So Lars if you really cleaned the toilet means that everything that was taken away from the toilet should have gone, but it turns out that Geo had gone to the bathroom, but could not touch the chain since it is impossible for him" Explain Linka "but if you really cleaned why there is still hamster poop, it is impossible. At least that you were never really sick, you never touched the chain and you dared to lie in my own face"

"Maybe Geo went to the bathroom again," Lars said desperately, looking for some excuse.

"Do you really want to dance" Linka said "Well be prepared, since I will make you suffer"

"Leif after that delivery of Geo how long it took to go to the bathroom again" asked Linka.

"After that amount it will take several hours" answered Leif

"It has not been that long, so admit it you were lying to me"

Lars was nervous he had no escape; he had nowhere to be saved, all the evidence pointed out that he was lying. After several seconds shaking with fear, there is only one thing left to do. He calmed down, took a breath and said:

"Sigh" and then knelt admitting his defeat "I cannot believe you caught me"

This disappoints all his brothers, all except Leif.

"How great was Linka" said Leif excitedly.

"What can I say? Many years reading comic pay their fruits" Linka replied.

"I cannot believe that a few hamster poops betray me. I cannot believe anyone used the bathroom. "Lars complained of his defeat.

"The truth Lars is that someone used the bathroom," Linka said.

"WHAT!?" they all shouted.

"What?" Said Lars.

"The truth is that I had no way of incriminating you, so use this." Linka started to look in her pocket and took out a box.

"I use chocolate balls" which Linka got some and ate them. "So since I had no way to incriminate you, create my own evidence and you ended up confessing everything." This left Lars with his mouth open, and also the mouths of all his brothers.

"You lied to me, you tricked me and you manipulated me" said Lars anguished.

"Yeah, I was really hoping you'd confess from the beginning. So in that way I told Mom and Dad that Lane and Lynn made you do it, so you would not suffer such severe punishment. I was giving you the opportunity to redeem yourself, which you didn't use and you forced me to use that trick to get the truth out of you. "Linka explained with pleasure, having unmasked his brother. Which Lars answered with a grunt.

"Do not grunt me like that. Blame the game, not the player "Linka said walking slowly out of the bathroom, which all his brothers looked at him with eyes that showed fear, how far Linka was willing to get what he wanted.

"Wow Linka that was amazing, no epic, no legendary" Leif said following his sister

"Thank you Leif, you want a chocolate," Linka offered.

"Yes please, hey where did you get this chocolate?"

"I always carry some chocolate with me. I can say I'm a girl I need chocolate wherever I go, "replied Linka looking at the camera "Hey Leif I have more in my room, I'll give you a few as a reward for helping me to disprove Lars" Linka and Leif then went to Linka's room to get some chocolate, leaving all his brothers in state of shock in the bathroom.

"Maybe it's me or Linka gives the shivers" said Lars, which all his brothers nod their heads.

"How Lars she won everything thanks to her deductive poo-poower hahaha, get it?" said Lane, which all his brothers sighed.

"Well guys we lost. Now Linka will tell everything to our parents and we will be punished "Loki said and everyone was depressed, but ...

"Guys, guys gave up so easily, we still have a way out" said Lexx

"What else can we do? There's no way we can avoid punishment "Luke said.

"There is still a way comrade, but every trick has a price. The question is: Are you willing to pay for it? "Lexx said with such a grin that he could compete against the Grinch.

They all looked at each other because they did not know what Lexx was talking about and if they could trust him. Everyone was quiet as no one knew what to say, until Loki asked:

"And what would that price be?"

"With this plan we can get out of this, but we will make Linka angry. So the price would be. Are they willing to declare war with Linka?"

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