This very very short story just came from my friend while we're passing time. It wasn't exactly the original idea. This is just the introduction and I wonder if that friend of mine will be happy if I continue this fic about the trio. I just posted it because I don't want this docx to be remained unread.

Author's note:I don't own Gintama.

"It's been almost three months since Ginsan began visiting Yoshiwara every other day. I always asked him why but he always replies the same word: 'Woman'.

I don't if I'm gonna believe that but somehow I find it a little confusing. Why does he answer 'woman' and not 'women'? Is he always after the same hostess there?

One time I asked him if I can come but he always say that I'm still a minor. Of course I'm not going there for the same thing but he doesn't always listen to my reasons and it always ended up leaving me stuck frozen in the front door while I watch him walk away. Sometimes I wish…"

"Oi glasses, what's with that dramatic gazing outside the windows?" asked the Yato girl while eating rice in Gintoki's table. "And can you cut that weird monologue of yours. You're annoying me."

"Gomen gomen Kagurachan. I'm just getting carried away with those new blinds we bought last week," replied Shinpachi walking back to the couch and adjusted his glasses. "But really… What's up with him?" He asked looking down like he's been in some serious thinking.

"I really like to answer your question but I have no idea about it, "she mumbles with her mouth full.

"But haven't you noticed it? Everytime he goes back he wears a smile?"

"That's Yoshiwara. Of course every man that went there are leaving happy."

But he's not contented with that reason. It's just too broad. He wants to know the exact reason about it. He needs to. "But could it be more than that?" he asked as he looked at her seriously. She glanced back at him and together the stare at each other like they have the thing thinking.

"Maybe because…" she paused.

"Because?"

"It's more than drinking and fun…"

"What do you mean Kagurachan?"

"I mean something like… Se…"

Before she could finish her word Shinpachi quickly slammed him palms on the table. "What the hell are you talking about? How can you think of a thing like that? Where did you learn that word anyway?" he shouted.

"The sadist taught it all to me," she replied like it's nothing.

SHOCK MODE

He can't believe of what he just heard and moment of silence came after. He doesn't want to talk anymore but he wanted to ask her badly.

"A-a-ano… K-kagurachan d-don't tell me t-that…" he stutter but she quickly answered in a gladly.

"That's right. And you know what, I really did enjoy every minute of it."

Volcano erupted in his mind as it echoed to his brains every word she just said to him.

"EEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!"

His jaw dropped like his tongue is about roll out on the floor. His blood raised, his mind exploded and his soul is about to leave his body.

"What the hell did she just say? The sadist. Okita. Did that to our Kagura?" he thought while pulling his hairs with both hands in sudden madness. " How can that Kagura experienced that before me?" he thought. (Whatever he's thinking.)

He wants to make sure if heard that right so he asked her again.

Kagura finished his rice and pats her stomach in satisfaction when she noticed Glasses looks so pale and disturbed. "Oi Shinpachi, are you constipated or do you have a diarrhea?"

"S-so Kagurachan… Did you enjoy it?" he asked, completely ignoring her question but she didn't mind about it.

"Yes. It's like I wanted more." She replied proudly.

Now he regrets asking that thing to her.

Now there are two things that shinpachi wants to know. What's Gintoki's business in Yoshiwara and what did Kagura learned from the sadist?

End

Author's note: I just love driving shinpachi mad…