Disclaimer: Seto Kaiba and all mentions of the "Yu-Gi-Oh!" storyline are copyrighted by . . . . .someone else. And that someone is Kazuki Takahashi!
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It was an ordinary day in the life of a multi-billionare when he recieved a call from his secretary.
"Mr. Kaiba?"
Setting down his Card Trader magazine, he answer the flashing light on his intercom system, "Yes?"
"You have mail."
Seto rolled his eyes. Again with the mail? Usually he recieved mail from people swearing that he was dating Joey Wheeler or swearing that he was the Antichrist.
"Throw it away, Lace," he said bitterly as he turned back to his magazine.
"But sir, this is stamped from her Platinum Members Club."
Oh yeah, the Platinum Members Club, an annoying organization that was supposed to be the most loyal customers of Kaiba Corp.
"Send it in," Seto said as he threw the magazine into the trash can. Those traders didn't know squat about victory.
His secretary timidly walked into the office and laid the letter on his desk. It was an unusually decorated with pictures of Duel Monsters and his own brother. Weirdo, he thought as he pulled out the letter.
Dear Mr. Seto Kaiba, it read.
Hello, my name is Fleur Dulles, and I was a very happy and loyal customer to the Kaiba Corp. Some things have lessened my liking for your company.
My first compliant is this: not too long ago, the Kaiba customers experienced a sharp rise in the prices of Kaiba products. This may seem strange, but this caused my dog to die. You see, Mr. Kaiba, I love Kaiba Electronics and when the prices rose I spent all my money on the electronics and not on dog food. Rest in peace, Mr. Fleabit.
Also, thanks to Kaiba Corp., my house and half my family was destroyed. I was sitting in my garden (not watering my dying plants, but looking at my fine collection of cards) when very large Duel Monsters came from the sky and wreaked havoc on my estate. I was most upset; my brother was supposed to duel me! Then again, I got his Dark Magician from his will so it wasn't too bad, but my spare Duel Disks were destroyed in the house.
And the last thing that bugged me has to be said. This happened a while ago, but I will tell you anyway. I was walking toward the Kaiba Corp. tower, to see you in fact, and a falling CEO was dropped on me. The CEO died, but my CD was scratched. I liked that CD!
Anyway, since you are CEO now, I thought that you could clear up these problems.
Sincerely,
Fleur Dulles
Moral of this story: Do not neglect your dog for any technology products. Neglect him for Kaiba Products!
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