Hey kiddo's, long time no see! I am writing a new story! Yes, I know…..chud up. But anyway, welcome the new story. Sorry if I don't update sooner, cause my moms getting married and were going on a vacation. So yes, here is the new kid in town!

Misaki: Sup.

Me: Sup.

Misaki : Interesting conversation going on.

Me: Its 5 in the morning I DON'T WANT CONVERSATION.

Misaki: Feisty aren't we? Disclaimer NOW.

Me: …..*mumbles*….

Misaki: LOUDER.

Me: I DON'T OWN JUNJO ROMANTICA.

Misaki: Good. *smiles*

Me: Bleah..

Shotarella -Ch 1-Strippers.

Akihiko POV

I walked in to that disgusting place that I thought I'd NEVER have to go to. I walked and seated myself at the bar. A red headed man came up from the bar, and asked with little enthusiasm " What will you have?"

" Scotch, please." He nodded and a few seconds later he came back with a small glass of amber liquid, he handed it to me, and I took a swig of it. I looked into the distance, flashy lights everywhere, banging music, and of course, poles with dancers. The norm with any strip club. Why, why did I even come here? I thought , then another thought popped in my head To get laid. I rolled my eyes, and turned my attention to my drink.

Soon, A kid sat next to me, he had blonde hair and golden eyes, he smiled at me.

"Hello, I'm Miko. " His tone practically shouted FUCK ME, FUCK ME NOW.

"Hello, and I'm uninterested."

He seemed to take great offense and stormed off. "Thank Go-…Oh my lord…"

That was when I saw him. He was on the table, with shorts and a tight black and yellow sailor suit on. Wait, cosplay, for…who again? Oh yea, Len Kagamine, just slutier . His brown hair, not matching his costume, complimented his emerald green eyes. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Is that an angel?

NO an angel wouldn't pole dance as whoreish, but sexy as that….."No wayAH!"

The way was cut of a bit short as I saw him slide down the pole in such a manner, that even a strait man would grow an erection. GOD, he was sexy. I wonder what's under those cloths….No, not yet…

I shook my head to get those thoughts out of my head. His lithe body under me, sweating and calling my name, his angelic form withering from my touch, me inside this beautiful creature….by then I smacked my own head. I stared at his face, he seemed sad, like he hated what he was doing.

I sauntered to his table, and he leaned down, I handed him a 100 dollar bill, and smiled sadly. He looked surprised, "W-Why, T-Thank you….."

I smiled , "No big deal. Now come down from there."

He slid down the pole and smiled. " I can't, on duty."

"Well…..I was hoping we could talk. " I said.

"What? I can't hear you!" He yelled a little bit. Damn music.

"Nothing! Never mind, Here, " I handed him a sheet of paper with my phone number. "My names Usami Akihiko, And you?"

"Misaki Takahashi, Nice to meet you Usagi-san" I smiled at the mispronounced name.

"You as well, Misaki. " I smiled and sat at the bar continuing to stare at him.

This is my new favorite place.

Whew! First chapter done….SLEEP NOW. BYE. REVIEW. CLICK THAT SEXY LITTLE BUTTON. And yes Shotarella is a song. LenX Kaito song. (The Len cosplay Idea….)