IMPORTANT: Its not but the fact that I typed it in bold caps makes it seem so. If you are still reading this by now, I want to sincerely thank you for reading (or at least planning to read) this nonsense I call "story". I know it seems strange to be saying it right before the first chapter, but I wanted to take this time to be real with you, my reader. Feel free to comment your thoughts/opinions, suggestions, criticisms, or questions you have about me or "Anonymity". Go ahead to even PM me (although Im not sure why you would :p ) and I'll try to reply as much as I can. Expect my replies to be either sarcastic or funny (dumb) depending the comment/question.

"Anonymity" is a collection of one-shots that are loosely intertwined with each other. Yeah, I know...another one on FF. This will be mostly humor. Even if I am a hopeless romantic and love action stuff, I'm pretty terrible when it comes to actually writing it...I think. So, I'll sprinkle some romance here and there. There will be some chapters that'll hold a continuity but you'll probably know which ones are directly related. I'll indicate which ones either way. Hopefully I can make this disaster work because I still am not sure if I have the skills, time, or imagination to make these one-shots great.

Allow me to introduce you to...Anonymity

Chapter 1 Hanging Out

Ladies and Gentlemen, we find ourselves in viridian forest. With the lush green leaves, on the trees that act as tall castles; ripe berries scattered the ground and rooted in trees; seedots, weedles, and rattatas scurrying around (and of course rare species making the forest their home); pidgeys flying in leisure, Viridian is almost literally excreting tranquility as the wind blows gently cross the natural maze.

But observing nature is not necessarily fun, so let's not pay so much attention to that. In fact, there's a certain dexholder who practically lives here right? Let's find out what she's doing…

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It appears that she's asleep with her and other Pokémon in the forest. We don't want to bother her. However, there's another dexholder who lives in viridian city. What's Green up to?

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After finishing his daily morning training, Green heads to the showers to freshen up and begin his routine of waiting for trainers to challenge him. He gets ready and makes himself tea with mint leaves his sister, Daisy, sent him. Green sit in his office and tries to enjoy the only peaceful time he will have, but there's a nagging thought in his mind.

"I feel like I'm forgetting something but what?"

Green continues to think of possibilities for several minutes.

Deciding that he doesn't want to lose brain cells, Green starts doing his 'oh-so-LOVED' paperwork. Not even 30 minutes into his work is when Blue barges in the gym. Her voice echoes through the gym.

"Greeeeeeeeeeen~! It's me! Where are ya?"

Green's eye twitches and he curses under his breath.

"Oh, I see you're in your office" blue says as she walks up to him.

Green sighs deeply, "Woman. Can't you see I'm busy here?"

"Sure I can. I'm standing right in front of you. Why does that matter?"

"….you need to leave."

"Nope." Blue says while popping the "p"

"No?"

"No."

"Blue..."

"That's my name but you can try to say it more lovingly."

"I don't have time for this."

"We both know that's a lie. Besides, you should know once I'm here, I don't leave until I want to."

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Unfortunately, Green knew this was a fact.

"Alright" Green mutters as he stands up. As he exits his office, Green asks Blue "what do you want?"

"I just want to hang out with you is all. We haven't seen each other in a while!" Blue exclaims.

"…we saw each other two days ago."

"Over a video phone. We didn't meet in person."

"You and I were in my grandfather's lab the day before that."

"72 hours, Green. Those are a lot of hours."

"…."

"C'mon Green! When do we ever hang out? The two of us?"

"We don't."

"Exactly, that's why we should!"

"Fine, fine" Green finally concedes "but I'm expecting 3 or 4 trainers to show up so don't complain if I leave over and over"

"Of course, of course."

Green and Blue enter the living room and as soon as they sit on the couch, Blue exclaims:

"Oh Green! We should call Yellow over!"

"She doesn't even have a pokewatch." Green deadpans.

"Shoot. that's right…. But that doesn't mean that you can get her."

"I can send chari—no, why don't YOU go get her since it's your idea?!"

"I already got comfortable here. Why should I get up?"

"Tch, you lazy, good-for-nothing bi—"

"Green" Blue stares directly in his eyes, with a smile, "if you finish that sentence, I can't predict where my fist will land on you."

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(Silence)

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"Is that a threat?"

"It's a promise."

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"Sorry Blue"

"Hmm, apology accepted. But seriously though! We should get Yellow! Us color pallets need to stick together~!"

"Aren't we just han—excuse me, what?"

"What?"

"Color pallets?"

"Yeah, get it? We're the color pallets. Red, Blue, Green and Yellow. The Johto guys are Johto Medals; the Hoenn trio are Hoenn Gems; Sinnoh…—"

"Can't say I understand a lot that goes on within your mind"

"How can you notget it? And people call you a genius…"

"No, I get it and yes, I am one. I'm just trying to forget that I do." Green then walks towards his kitchen. He looks over his shoulder and says "Well, I didn't eat yet so I'm going to make myself something. And since I know you'll ask, I did refill my snack cabinet so dig in."

"Yeesss!"

The two talked about many things after they ate. Some trivial things; however some topics had a full on debates. Debates so heated that one of them attempted to falcon punch the table in half. Not to upset the other person, Blue decided to play various card games. Ranging from poker to goldfish.

Later, after prank calling strangers, Green and Blue settled on watching TV shows and order pizza. By the time they knew it, it was evening.

"Well besides that last episode of CSI, this was real nice Green." Blue says with a smile.

"I'll have to admit, even if I'd hate to, you're right. This was…nice."

Blue smile widens "So, when's the next date happenin'?"

"Never."

"But you just said this was nice!"

"Yes, and that comment ruined it."

"hmph, whatever." Blue sticks her tongue at Green but notices the sun setting, "it's getting late."

"Yeah, no one showed up at the gym either…"

"I was wondering about that too. Maybe they thought they were not good enough for the 'almighty gym leader'"

"Spineless kids, how will they ever grow at being a trainer without facing their obstacles head on with strategy?"

"Not everyone can be as great as us dexholders."

"True, however I was actually referring to y—"

Blue gives him a look that shuts him up. "I'll be heading out now! Don't miss me too much~!"

Green stands with her and both proceed to the entrance of the gym.

"Want me to take you home?"

"No thanks Green, but I can't help but be surprised. You nice enough to take me home?! Or is it you think I can't take care of myself?"

"Just expressing basic courtesy. Since I asked, I'm going to try to get some work done before I go to sleep." Green says as he turns around.

"Of course you are, see ya later Green!" Blue exclaims as she exits the gym but not before hearing Green's goodbye.

Just as Blue is about to raise her right hand, she notices a sign on the wall of gym.

Viridian Gym Closed. Gym Leader Unavailable

She blinks a few times and starts snickering, "So that's why no trainers showed up today" Blue concludes

Blue considered for a mere second to tell Green, but decided otherwise. He can figure it out himself. She raises her right hand above her head and yells…

*"lanuae"

…and disappears from sight.

*Apparently this is Latin for the word Teleport...it may be wrong but who knows.

-ThaAngelMary flying off