Title:Yoshimori is not Funny
Characters: Madarao and Shimano
Rating: G
Word count: 211
Genre: humour
Spoilers: if you don't know who Shimano is and what she is trying to teach Yoshimori.
Summary: Shimano is worried and consults Madarao.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kekkaishi and make no money from writing this.
'Madarao! Wake up!'
Madarao yawned and peeked out of his kennel to see who disrupted his nap: 'Well, isn't that Shimano! I don't see you out of that well too often, what happened?'
The demon cat explained: 'I wanted to ask you about the 22nd...'
Madarao was surprised: 'Yoshimori? What about him?'
Shimano waived her tails as if that could help her formulate the thought: 'Well, is he kind of special?'
Madarao didn't understand: 'Of course he is special, he is the legitimate successor!'
The cat shook her head: 'No, I mean, isn't he sort of funny?'
Madarao considered it and said: 'Well, on occasion it is funny when he trips over his own feet and falls on his face, but not as such, no...'
Shimano sighed and said: 'Look, I'll put this straight – do you think he is slightly touched in the head?'
Madarao just stared at her.
'Well, he wants to have a landlord that looks like a giant cake!' defensively explained the cat.
At that Madarao laughed so hard tears were practically streaming from his eyes. In the end Shimano could not get a proper answer of Madarao and went back to the well quite annoyed, and even then she still heard the demon dog's howls of laughter.