(September 27, 2005) God... This skool shit is really cramping my style... I haven't written much more than a page and a half to either of the stories I'm working on since this skool shit started back up again, a month ago... I'm sure once I get back into the swing of things, with the rationing time for email, dinner, homework, and stories, I'll get back to actually eating stories and writing dinner, like I'm supposed to... But until my mind starts saying, "Yeah... You go ahead and sleep for three hours. I'll still work okay..." Updates will be few and far between... The only reason I'm posting this now is 'cause I figure maybe the reviews will inspire my wasted brain to write something...
So without further adoo, here's the next chapter of the first story in the Shadow Jaganshi chronicles... (rather, the first chapter of the next story)
(all typoes and word switches in this notewere unintentionally done, but intentionally left ther to show how bad this skool shiznap is really... wtf else and some other stupid description of how it's majorly skrooing up my brain...)
CHAPTER ICHI
YAY! AN UPROAR!
It was a bright and sunny day in the world of anime. Actually, it was night. It was a bright and sunny night in the world of anime. Tokyo, Japan, home to several dozen bishies, was sleeping.
Right now, we're gonna focus on a certain few people in this rather large city.
Yusuke Urameshi, teenage hero, half demon, and juvenile delinquent, was considered a bishounen by many many people. Right now, said boy was sleeping like a rock in the apartment he shared with his drunken mother. And, completely without warning, he vanished. Poof! Just like that!
And somewhere in Tokyo, Karasu, the freaky bisexual vampire wannabe weirdo, was sleeping in the woods or some similar place. Alone. All by his lonesome, because everybody hates him. Except for a few people. And whoever it was that abducted Yusuke, also got Karasu. Poof.
Shuuichi Minamino, known to few people (and many many fanatic girls around the world) as Kurama, was also sleeping. But there was a large difference between him and the other two. Not only was Kurama a perfect beauty (to most people), he had a girlfriend, who was currently sleeping in his arms. How cute. Eclipse Shinomori, though pretty, was utterly and totally psychotic, probably certifiably insane, probably had split personalities, and couldn't spell. But most fanatical girls didn't know about the fox's relationship, since he'd kept it fairly quiet to avoid assassination attempts. So, as Yueuk and Karasu's kidnappers readied to abduct Kurama... Eclipse rolled on top of him and vanished. Poof! Oops.
Hiei Jaganshi was also asleep, but only just so. His girlfriend, Shadow, also certifiably insane, but able to spell a bit better than Eclipse. And as she nuzzled against Hiei in her skimpy pajamas, unbeknownst to either of the two snugglebunnies, a plot was in the workings to abduct said fire demon. And unbeknownst to anyone else, Shadow rolled over the same time Eclipse did, and vanished simultaneously. Poof! Oops.
Ever alert, especially to something like Shadow totally vanishing, Hiei's eyes snapped open. She was not in the room.
"Shadow?"
Nope. She was gone.
"Shadow!" he repeated. He got up and looked around. He went through every room he would expect to find her in. But he already knew something was wrong. Shadow wouldn't just vanish. She couldn't, for one, and for two, even if she was capable, she wouldn't want to. Not from their bed.
Kurama, meanwhile, was making the same assumptions about Eclipse. Though she did tend to appear out of no where half the time, and he'd seen her vanish once or twice, why would she want to now? In the middle of the night, while he was sleeping. His normal calm was wavering. But he forced himself to relax. He'd wait a bit. Maybe she'd be back. In the meantime, he'd check to see if she hadn't just decided to use a more direct form of transportation to get to the kitchen, or the bathroom. Not like walking across the hall took all that long, but he wouldn't put it past her. He got up and padded across the hall to check. Nope. Then he checked downstairs. She wasn't anywhere.
Then he started to worry. He checked outside. Nope. She wasn't out there, and she wasn't inside.
Hiei, meanwhile, had made the same conclusion about Shadow. When he couldn't even find her with his Jagan, he did the first thing that came to his mind: When all else fails, consult Kurama. Going back to his bedroom, he grabbed the phone next to Shadow's bed and dialed the fox's cell phone.
Kurama was just shutting his bedroom door, feeling very unhappy, when his cell phone rang. He'd forgot to put it on silent, so he lunged across his bed and snatched it off the nightstand before the ring woke his mother.
"Hello!" he answered, not bothering to look at the display.
"Kurama?" Hiei's voice replied.
"Hiei! What--"
"You're awake?"
"Yeah, I'm, uh..."
"I have a problem."
"Me too."
"You do?"
"Yes."
"... Mine's probably more important."
"Eclipse vanished."
Hiei sat in silence in his bedroom, staring at the phone until Kurama's voice reminded him why he'd called.
"Hiei? Hey, are you there?"
"Yeah... Shadow did too."
"What! You mean, she's totally gone?"
"No, her arm's still here," Hiei said sarcastically. "Yes, she's totally gone, you stupid fox!"
"Don't yell at me, Hiei."
There was a pause.
"I can't even find her with my Jagan."
"Well... That's bad."
Helpful. Very helpful, Kurama.
Meanwhile, somewhere else entirely, Shadow, Eclipse, Yusuke, and Karasu all simultaneously appeared. While Karasu and Yusuke appeared a few inches above the floor and woke up instantly when they hit, Shadow and Eclipse plummetted from near the 100 foot ceiling and slammed into the floor on their heads... and kept sleeping.
Yusuke sat bolt upright. "What the hell!" Karasu echoed this sentiment.
The room was huge and white, probably circular, but it was impossible to tell. The lighting was equal everywhere, so the spotless room looked like it went on forever. Other than themselves, there were a few people that neither of them recognized. All male. And, Karasu noted, all hot.
Yusuke dragged himself to his feet and looked around. Karasu was sitting on the floor staring around and drooling. Shadow and Eclipse were lying on the floor... sleeping...
"What the hell!" he said again. Ignoring Karasu, he knelt next to the two girls and shook them. "Wake up, stupids!" He grabbed Shadow and shook her violently. "SHADOW!" Her head lolled around and drool hung out of her mouth. He dropped her carelessly and tried the same thing with Eclipse, getting the same reaction. Karasu smirked.
"You should know to mention food. They'll wake up in a--"
"FOOD!" Both sat up instantly, cracking their heads off Yusuke's. He cringed, but his thick skull took no damage.
They had attracted the attention of the other occupants of the room by now, and a couple had come over to investigate.
"What's going on over here?"
The four looked up. Three guys were standing there. The one who had spoken was in a blue military uniform of some sort and had black hair and a frown on his face. Shadow jumped to her feet and saluted.
The other two were dressed more casually. The short one had blond hair pulled back in a braid and wore black pants, boots, and shirt, with a red cloak over it. The other one looked to be about Shadow's age, with long brown hair and casual jeans and a t-shirt.
"Who the hell are you?" Yusuke asked bluntly, standing up. Shadow was still saluting to the military colonel. Yusuke grabbed her arm and jerked it down to her side. Eclipse went up to the short blonde guy and bent down to his level.
"What!" he snapped.
"Damn you're short."
"I AM NOT SHORT!" he exploded. Eclipse jumped back to stand next to Shadow. She leaned over and whispered loudly to Shadow,
"He's short. He's even shorter than Hiei."
Shadow's eyes nearly bust out of her head and she spun around in a full circle. "Hiei! Oh my God, my baby! He's not here!"
Eclipse was staring at her, blinking. The short blonde boy was infuriated even more that they weren't noticing he'd exploded again.
Shadow fell sobbing into the arms of the nearest person... who somehow ended up to be the brown-haired boy, even though he was farthest away (aside from the hot blond guy across the room).
"Uh--!" he yelped.
"Boy, isn't she the loyal one," Karasu noted. "She was just sobbing about Hiei being gone, and flings herself into the arms of another man."
Eclipse punched Karasu subtly, right in the face so he got a bloody nose. Everyone stared. Her eyes welled up with tears and she flung her arms around Yusuke. "KURAMA'S NOT HERE!"
"There's another loyal one..." Yusuke muttered to himself as she sobbed on his shoulder. Shadow, meanwhile, had jumped away from the poor teen she'd just horrified and gone to Karasu.
"Are you alright?"
"...Yeah..."
"Damn."
"You're so mean! Why are you being so mean to me all of a sudden?" Karasu whined.
"All of a sudden? Well jee, it might have something to do with you kidnapping me for no reason!" she snapped, clobbering him in the head.
"Looks like you have some issues to work out," the black-haired guy said. Shadow zipped away from Karasu and bowed to him.
"No issues at all. My name is Shadow Jaganshi, I'm 17 years old, and it's nice to meet you." She straightened up and offered her hand. He took it and kissed the back, making her look at him curiously.
"It's nice to meet you, Shadow-san," he said. "I'm Colonel Roy Mustang. This is Edward Elrich."
"Hi shorty!" Eclipse said to Ed. She went to Roy. "I'm Eclipse Shinomori and if you'd stop holding my best friend's hand, I'd offer to shake."
Shadow jerked her hand away from Roy's. "I have a boyfriend! You must think I'm some weak, pathetic little girl! I'm not that easy! I won't jump into the arms of any man who comes along just because I miss my boyfriend and will soon shrivel up from lack of contact!"
"Shut up, Shadow," Yusuke said, clamping his hand over her mouth. "Please excuse these two girls. They're..."
"Eccentric. I can tell," Roy muttered.
The fourth stranger finally graced them with his presence. Shadow melted in Yusuke's arms when she saw him up close.
"Wow!" she muttered. Eclipse was also looking rather like she would betray Kurama at any minute.
Messy blonde hair, blue eyes, very... very...
"Hot..." Karasu muttered. Eclipse punched him. Again.
The newcomer eyed him unhappily. Shadow pushed Yusuke away and zoomed over to bow to him.
"My name is Shadow and I'm very happy to make your acquaintence... Mr...?"
"Mr. Sexy!" Eclipse said. She zoomed over and offered her hand. "Hello sexy!"
Yusuke sighed. Those two were so fickle. "Shadow, you ought to be ashamed of yourself."
"Silence, puny mortal!" she snapped, standing up straight. Again, she looked to the blonde beauty. "You aren't one of those pissy angsty guys are you?"
He frowned and offered his hand. "Eiri Yuki."
Shadow shook his hand in a dignified manner. "Sorry for being psycho, but..."
"You're so sexy she couldn't resist," Eclipse added. Shadow punched her and she fell to the floor like a limp noodle.
Yuki was used to fangirls. But that didn't mean he had to like them.
Shadow zoomed over to the only guy she didn't know so far and grabbed his hand, shaking it. "Your name?"
"Hiroshi Nakano."
She looked at him curiously. "I knew a guy once named Hiroshi Nakada. He got hit by a bus."
"Oh..."
"That's okay. He deserved it. He was a dick. He wanted to rape me."
The room filled with light. A loud electronic Zap! sounded out as people appeared a short distance away. All male.
Shadow looked to where four guys were lying sprawled on the floor. She blinked. "They look... familiar." She and Eclipse zoomed over to them. Yusuke followed at a slower pace.
"Hi!" the girls greeted in unison. The newcomers looked up as they got to their feet. They looked very confused and disconcerted. Shadow snapped her fingers and pointed at one of the guys, putting her finger right between his eyes.
"You're Saitou! I remember you!"
Hazel-gold eyes blinked with uncharacteristic surprise. "You!"
"Yes, me!" She looked past him. "And you're Kenshin, the pacifist sissy, and there's Sanosuke... and... that antisocial guy."
"Hello," Kenshin said. Sano looked around.
"Dammit... Not this again."
"At least there's no cages this time," Saitou muttered. He reached inside his coat and pulled out a cigarette. "And I have these."
"But if it's this again..." Sanosuke said thoughtfully, eyeing Shadow, "why's there girls?"
"Maybe they're lezzies!" Eclipse piped up. Shadow hit her. "Owww... I hate you! Whore!"
"Bitch!"
"Slut!"
"Hag!"
Yusuke hit them both.
"Owwww!" they whined in unison. Then they glared and did an about face in unison, pouting with their arms crossed.
Just as the second round of introductions was about done, there was more light. Poof came two more people. Shadow looked at them for a second and squealed.
"WOLFIES!" Zoom! She tackled Tsume to the ground and hugged him despite his snarling and struggling.
"Where are we?" Kiba asked.
"HELL!" Eclipse screeched happily. She petted Kiba's hair. Shadow glanced at them and zoomed over.
"Didn't you have a thing for Kiba, Eclipse?"
"What?"
"Yeah... weren't you making out with him that one time?"
"What? I have no idea what you're talking about. But I do remember you were making out with Tsume!"
"Just to freak out Kuwabara..."
"Yeah, yeah, that's the only reason you used to make out with Hiei, too, right?"
"Right."
"Liar."
"Freak."
"Whore."
"Slut."
"Ladies!" Kenshin cried.
"PANSY!" they both snapped, sending him flying. Then they each grabbed one of the two newcomers and rushed him over to the other guys.
"Tsume and Kiba!" they introduced. "This is..." and they proceeded to introduce everyone else in the room in about two seconds. Tsume and Kiba were clueless, so Yusuke started a more proper introduction. He was through two people when ZAP! appeared a man in blue robes with a staff. Zap! appeared a white-haired guy with perky dog ears and baggy red clothes. A second after them, ZAP! appeared a guy with pointy ears and brown furs and some armor and a tail. Shadow and Eclipse's interest was instantly perked when they recognized these three.
"Can it be...?" Shadow asked.
Zap!
Appeared Sesshoumaru.
"FLUFFY!"
Before Sesshoumaru even had two seconds to get his bearings, he was slammed into the ground by two screeching girls.
"OMIGOD I MISSED YOU SO SO MUCH I LOVE YOU FLUFFY!" Shadow squealed. She kissed his cheek as he tried futilely to get her away. Eclipse was squeezing him and nuzzling her cheek against his, chanting happily, "Fluffy fluffy fluffy fluffy..."
Inuyasha cracked up laughing. Koga and Miroku were laughing, but also had no idea where they were so it held only half the humor that it would have in any other situation.
"GET OFF ME!" Sesshoumaru finally snapped.
"I'm sorry!" Shadow chirped. She and Eclipse leapt to their feet and pulled Fluffy along with them.
"We missed you so much, Fluffy!" Eclipse said.
"We love you!"
"We'll never let you go again!"
"Never!"
"Ever!"
Sesshoumaru's lip nearly trembled. "I hate you both."
"Even if we become your slaves for eternity?"
"We'll wait on you hand and foot!"
"We'll do anything you ask!"
"Anything and everything!"
"We'll be your sex slaves if you want!"
"NO!" Sesshoumaru snapped. Yusuke sighed.
"So much for them having boyfriends..."
Karasu had become suddenly very silent. ... Well, he hadn't been saying much anyways, but he was now staring at Sesshoumaru like he hadn't stared at anyone else.
Yes, I am that cruel.
Shadow and Eclipse seemed very close to this guy. So, Karasu reasoned, he would hang back and plan his approach.
The two girls had totally forgotten all about any sort of introductions. They were hanging all over Fluffy, hugging him and stroking his hair lovingly. Inuyasha was snickering while Koga and Miroku listened to the introductions and the speculations of what was going on and such. After a bit, the monk lost interest and went to Shadow and Eclipse.
"Shadow-san," he said, smiling. She looked at him.
"Monk! Hi!"
"Nice outfit," he noted. She looked down at herself.
Short black shorts and a shirt that was low cut and hardly covered anything past her chest.
"My pajamas! You like 'em?"
"I like you in them," he said, smiling.
"You would," Inuyasha muttered. Sesshoumaru looked at his brother and glared when he pointed and laughed some more.
"Inuyasha, I'm going to kill you."
"I know. You've said that before and never quite managed to carry it out before."
"Inuyasha, why do you always taunt your brother so when these girls are around?"
"Because he won't do anything about it. They've got him whipped."
Sesshoumaru wrenched his arms away from Shadow and Eclipse and stalked over to his brother. Sobering up real quick, Inuyasha lunged away as his brother formed his light whip. Shadow screamed.
"YAY CARNAGE!"
"WHIP HIS ASS, FLUFFY!" Eclipse cheered.
Sesshoumaru was suddenly suppressed by Miroku, Koga, and Yusuke, and found himself pinned down under three guys.
"DAMN YOU! You should have let them go at it!" Shadow snarled. "Now get off him! He doesn't swing that way!"
Yusuke was away in a second, but the other two didn't seem to get what she meant with the slang.
"Go away," Eclipse translated calmly. "Sesshoumaru is not gay and has no wish to take part in sexual intercourse with either of you."
They were away faster than Yusuke had been.
"What is wrong with you!" Koga cried.
"Everything," Shadow replied calmly, pulling Sesshoumaru to his feet.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a big screen lowered down. Actually, it was three screens in a triangle around a central pole that lowered down from like, 100 feet up, at the ceiling.
"Hello, boys!" a cheerful female voice called.
"I'm a girl!" Shadow called happily.
"Me too!" Eclipse added, waving with her free hand (her other hand was grasping Fluffy's tightly, of course).
"What?" The screen stopped lowering and a picture appeared. A girl's face appeared. She was a teenager, probably around sixteen, and she was no great beauty. Average, with flaws. Not a Mary Sue, luckily, but a Mary Sue wannabe, I'm sure.
"Oh my God!" she cried. "Who the hell are you?"
"That's my question!" Yusuke snapped. "What the hell are you doing?"
"She asked who the hell we were, not what the hell we were doing," Shadow hissed at him.
"Shut up!" Yusuke snapped.
"Where are we?" Inuyasha asked.
"What's going on?" a voice asked from off-screen as the girl on the screen flipped through some papers frantically.
"Something's wrong! There's girls in there!"
"WHAT?"
"Yay! An uproar!" Shadow cried ecstatically. "And as usual, it's MY fault!"
"Good work, Shadow!" Eclipse congratulated.
"I think they're upset about you, too," Sesshoumaru clued her in.
"Really?" she asked.
"Yes."
"Sweet!"
He sighed.
Another girl appeared on the screen. "You! Who the hell are you? What are you doing on my bishie!"
Shadow and Eclipse flung their arms around Sesshoumaru protectively.
"This is like the great Bishounen Abduction TWO, isn't it!" Shadow asked accusingly. "You got all those hot guys before, but you're not satisfied with that, no! You have to try again! Well you can't have my Fluffy!"
"HE'S MINE!" the girl shrieked. "WHO ARE YOU?"
"I'M THE FUTURE DICTATOR OF THE WORLD!" Shadow retorted.
"And I'm her sidekick!" Eclipse piped up.
"And Fluffy will be on the throne as well! He'll be my husband!"
"What about Hiei!" Yusuke snapped.
"Oh yeah," Shadow said, her face falling slightly. "I forgot about him for a second."
"HIEI!" the first girl on the screen shrieked. "HIEI'S MISSING! WHERE'S MY HIEI?"
"HIEI'S MINE TOO!" Shadow yelled. "AND HE'S MORE OFFICIALLY MINE THAN FLUFFY IS! HIEI'S MY BOYFRIEND!"
"NO HE'S NOT!" the girl on the screen screamed back. "HIEI IS MY HUSBAND! WE'RE MARRIED! WE HAVE KIDS!"
"ROLEPLAYING FREAK! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIEI! YOU THINK YOU DO! YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTHY OF HIM! WELL LET ME TELL YOU, HIEI IS MINE! AND I DON'T CARE HOW MANY INTERNET MESSAGE BOARDS YOU'VE RP'ED ON AS HIS FAITHFUL MARY SUE WIFE! HIEI IS MINE! I GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB LAST NIGHT!"
The girl on the screen screamed in horror and collapsed. The second one looked infuriated.
"Whoever you are--"
"Hiei's lover," Shadow told her matter-of-factly.
"Whoever you are," she stressed, "you will regret whatever you did to screw up our project."
The screen went black. Shadow mocked her.
"'Myeh myeh myeh, I'm a stupid whore!'"
"...What was all that you said?" Karasu asked.
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" she shouted accusingly, pointing at him.
"Psst... Shadow... you've told him all about your love life," Eclipse reminded.
"Oh yeah, that's right. Well, then, I said I gave Hiei a blowjob last night."
"Did you spit or swallow?" Karasu asked. Shadow detached herself from Sesshoumaru and attacked the crow, beating him into unconsciousness. As she stomped back to Fluffy, she huffed, "Not that it's any of his business, but I swallowed."
"Ewwwwww! Shadow!" Eclipse whined.
"What!"
"You know that stuff just sits in your stomach! You're gonna have to get your stomach pumped!"
"Oh, jesus! I don't do it THAT often! You're overreacting."
Yusuke cleared his throat.
"Yeah, I am..." Eclipse muttered. "Cuz I did that with Kurama."
"EWWW!" Shadow squealed happily. She grabbed Eclipse and zoomed off to the side. "Do tell!"
"Why? It's not your business!"
"I'll tell you about Hiei!"
"I don't want to know about Hiei!"
"Oh, come on, it's not like I'm asking how big his dick is! I just want to know when and where and all that stuff!"
"I don't wanna tell you! It's not your business!"
"I'll tell you about me and Hiei. Well, okay, so, the first time was on the last day of school, remember that?"
"I don't wanna know!"
"I took him home on my motorcycle, remember that? And then, like, I took him inside, and up to our bedroom, and--"
"LA, LA, LA, LA!" she sang, plugging her ears.
All the guys were staring at them. They really weren't all that far away that in a room with echoes where everyone was silent, they couldn't be heard. Their voices were very clear. More than half of the guys were blushing furiously. Ed especially.
"And he looks really good naked, you know that?" Shadow was saying. "So anyways, I was--"
"SHADOW!" Yusuke screamed. She totally ignored him, and was now trying to wrestle Eclipse's hands away from her ears so she could hear the juicy details. Finally, Eclipse snapped.
"FINE! It was at his house when his mother wasn't there and it was a couple days ago and I hate you," she said quickly, all the words run together. Shadow grinned.
"Thank you! So is it big?"
Eclipse lunged at her throat and she ran away screaming. She promptly slammed into a wall.
"Ow!"
Eclipse launched herself at Shadow and the girl took off in another direction, and ended up hiding behind Yuki. Eclipse got totally distracted when she saw him.
"OH! Hi Sexy!"
Shadow relaxed. "Thank you," she whispered under her breath to Eiri. She started to slink away and Eclipse zoomed over to her. Shadow shrieked.
"I think I was mad at you for something," Eclipse said intelligently. Again, Shadow relaxed. God bless Eclipse and her stupidity. "But I don't remember what." A pause. "So I'll just choke you for fun."
Shadow screamed and ran away again. She hid behind Tsume. Eclipse started slinking around sniffing the ground as if that would help her find Shadow. What eventually gave the girl away was when she fell over and started drowning in her own drool at being so close to a hot guy in tight leather like that. She sobered up real quick, of course, when Eclipse lunged at her. Luckily for Shadow, her pursuer slipped in the puddle of drool and gave Shadow a minute to find another hiding place.
She darted over to Aoshi and lifted his coat over her head so she was pressed up against his back inside his coat.
"Get off me you freak!" he snapped. Eclipse scrambled to her feet and lunged, knocking Aoshi backwards on top of Shadow. The girl gagged.
"GET OFF ME FATSO!" she yelled. Aoshi shoved Eclipse away and slipped out of his coat, grabbing his kudachi. Shadow screamed and leapt to her feet, tearing away like a loony. She ran straight at Sesshoumaru and dove... into his sleeve.
Of course, this caused a bit of unbalance, as his left arm had just gained about 100 pounds, so he dropped to his knees and Shadow, inside his sleeve, hit the ground. (Yes I know he only has one arm, but screw you! I feel bad for him, so in my stories, he has two!)
"It's huge in here!" she said. "It's like a tent! Why do you wear something like this! If you were meaning to use your sleeves as storage, you'd never be able to reach the bottoms to get whatever you tossed in there!"
"Get out of my shirt!" he snapped.
"No! I think I wanna sleep in here!"
"Is it really that big in there?" Eclipse asked. She stuck her head in Fluffy's right sleeve. "Hell! You could stuff a horse in here!" She jumped down his sleeve.
Inuyasha was now laughing uncontrollably, rolling around on the ground holding his sides. Sesshoumaru sighed and sat down, crossing his legs. "What will it take to get you out?"
Shadow hummed thoughtfully. "Let me consult my... uh... consultant. Put your sleeves together."
"What?"
Shadow's hand reached out and grabbed Sesshy's, dragging it over so the ends of his sleeves were together. Whispers were heard, and Shadow's head popped out.
"Stop complaining about us hanging on you," she said. Eclipse's head popped out.
"Don't beat us senseless when we hang on you."
"And let us hang around in your sleeves. They're awesome!"
Inuyasha, who'd silenced to hear their demands, cracked up laughing again. Sesshoumaru sent him a death glare before he frowned at the girls.
"But if this deal is to get you out of my sleeves, how will letting you hang around in my sleeves help that?"
Shadow looked confused. "You have a point. I guess there isn't a way, then."
"I hate you."
She popped out of the sleeve and hugged him tightly. "But you know we love you!"
"It makes me hate you more."
"Fine," Shadow pouted. She crossed her arms and continued sitting in his lap, just facing away. Pretty much everyone in the room was staring at them. Except Karasu, who was unconscious, and Inuyasha, who was suffocating from laughing so hard. And Eclipse, who was in Fluffy's right sleeve. Snores coming from there told him what was going on.
"So..." Yusuke finally said, "I guess we're stuck here again."
"Sucks to be you," Shadow said, curling up in Sesshoumaru's lap.
"You're stuck here too," Tsume pointed out.
"Oh yeah. Damn. At least I have Fluffy!" She hugged his leg, which she was using as a pillow, and fell asleep two seconds later. Inuyasha snickered.
"I wish girls liked me that much," Miroku muttered.
Like it? Like I said, updates will probably not be very often... I just don't have time to write... Also, I wrote the first three or four chapters at my best friend's house, so they're kindaa different style... not really, but I was on a super major bishounen high while writing them... then her computer broke and I had to continue it at my house... I haven't barely shitten a speck since then. And yes, I did just typo "written" as "shitten"... God I'm tired. What I mean is, I've barely written anything since I stopped working on it at Eclipse's house...