~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hi everyone! This is a humorous story that I know could never possibly happen in the book. It is ment for laughs. I know that all the characters are much deeper then this. (Especially Eowyn's and Arwen's love for Aragorn is of course not just a crush like I make it in this story...) I just want to say I do not mean to affend the book in any way! Thanks! Enjoy!
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The scene starts out at Helms Deep where Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli and getting ready to fight.
"That is no ork horn!" Legolas and the others quickly turned and ran to see what greeted them. Haldir and many other elves were lined up ready to fight along side Rohan! Aragorn and Haldir talked for a while then just as everyone was getting into their fighting postions Aragorn noticed one of the elves.
"Arwen! Oh, Evenstar! Is that you?" Aragorn grabbed one of the hooded elves away and looked deep into the elfs eyes.
" Yes Aragorn." said the elf. "It is I, Arwen." She looked up lovenly at him and her hood fell of her face. " I'm here."
"But...but...Arwen...." he stammered. "Its...its too dangourous! You should leave now!" He pointed away then noticed he was pointing no where.
" I should..." she pulled close to him and and kissed his lips. "But I'm not going to." Aragorn pulled away from her.
" Arwen, for your own safety, you cannot stay here!" He exclaimed. "Why would you come here anyway?" Arwen just smiled at the confused man. How simple minded he was! But how cute it made him!
" Aragorn.....I came to see YOU." Aragorn had actually knew this all along.
" Well I will not be the reason for you to be put in dangour! You must leave now. No questions asked." He said firmly.
" Lord Aragorn, don't you assume that the road back to Rivendale may be as or even more tretchourous? Wouldn't you say it would be safer for me to stay here with the woman in the caves? If I cannot accomien your side then at least let me stay here at Helms Deep!" With that she kissed him before he could ask anymore questions and trotted off to the caves where the woman and children were hiding. Aragorn did have more questions but with Arwen in her stubborn mood, what was the use of asking? He knew he would get nothing more out of her. He went back to where he was before the elves came and smiled quietly to himself.
"My oh my." He thought.
Eowyn was helping everyone get into the caves when she saw someone enter who she didn't regonize. She put her hand out before the person before she could get any further into the cave.
"Er..excuse me for being so bold, but just who are you?" questioned Eowyn.
" I'm am Arwen, daughter of Elrond of Rivendale and I have come to stay in your cave during war." answered Arwen matter-of-factly.
" Well Arw...." suddenly Eowyn stopped short. " Why, why yes! Your an elf are you not?" she said noticing the elf's ears. "And if you are an elf and you speak true of you name...." The woman thought hard. Was this not the 'Arwen' that she had heard lord Aragorn speak of? Was the the Arwen that kept Aragorn from loving her? Was this the Arwen that might be leaving Middle-Earth to Valinor?
"Er...welcome yourself at home!" cried Eowyn completly forgetting her mannors.
"Thank you, lady." Arwen seated herself on a large stone in the caves and quickly Eowyn sat on the ground be side her.
" Quite dirty in here!" Noticed Arwen.
" Uh...yes. It IS a cave." pointed out Eowyn.
"Oh well, yes. Sheesh! Would they keep it queit out there? And why are they making such yucky, screaming sound? Don't they have any consideration for other peop...." Arwen commited on the yelling sounds of war. She kept on complaining about different things...the people...yucky food...dirty blankets.....but Eowyn tuned it all out. Her mind was preocupied. How could she get information out of Arwen about Aragorn without making it sound as if she was intrested? By what Aragorn had told her Arwen and him seemed really close.
" Um...so Arwen....er.....got a love intrest in your life? You know...not being nosy or anything but..." Arwen, so happy that Eowyn had brought up the subject, was very glad to share information...and lots of it!
"Why yes actually! A sweet heart, he is!"
" Does he have a name?" Eowyn accuired.
" Estel." She said quietly.
" ESTEL?!?!?!?!" Eowyn was shocked! She thought Arwen loved Aragorn! This had to be the right Arwen!
" Yes. Does the name matter to you?" Asked the elf.
" No-oo..." stammered Eowyn. This was news to know! The last Eowyn had talked to his lord Aragorn was just a few days back and he was talking lovely things of this elf, and now here she was saying she was in love with another man!
" I love him with all my heart!" Arwen continued " No one could compare!" Eowyn's mind was spinning.
" Unfortently my father isn't so keen, but who could listen to him when my love of my life is so close?!" She rattled on and on! Estel this, Estel that, he great swords man, he has a heart of gold... all this just went through Eowyns brain. Poor Aragorn! He should have the right to know he was being cheated on!................................................................................................. So why shouldn't Eowyn tell him.......?
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The scene starts out at Helms Deep where Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli and getting ready to fight.
"That is no ork horn!" Legolas and the others quickly turned and ran to see what greeted them. Haldir and many other elves were lined up ready to fight along side Rohan! Aragorn and Haldir talked for a while then just as everyone was getting into their fighting postions Aragorn noticed one of the elves.
"Arwen! Oh, Evenstar! Is that you?" Aragorn grabbed one of the hooded elves away and looked deep into the elfs eyes.
" Yes Aragorn." said the elf. "It is I, Arwen." She looked up lovenly at him and her hood fell of her face. " I'm here."
"But...but...Arwen...." he stammered. "Its...its too dangourous! You should leave now!" He pointed away then noticed he was pointing no where.
" I should..." she pulled close to him and and kissed his lips. "But I'm not going to." Aragorn pulled away from her.
" Arwen, for your own safety, you cannot stay here!" He exclaimed. "Why would you come here anyway?" Arwen just smiled at the confused man. How simple minded he was! But how cute it made him!
" Aragorn.....I came to see YOU." Aragorn had actually knew this all along.
" Well I will not be the reason for you to be put in dangour! You must leave now. No questions asked." He said firmly.
" Lord Aragorn, don't you assume that the road back to Rivendale may be as or even more tretchourous? Wouldn't you say it would be safer for me to stay here with the woman in the caves? If I cannot accomien your side then at least let me stay here at Helms Deep!" With that she kissed him before he could ask anymore questions and trotted off to the caves where the woman and children were hiding. Aragorn did have more questions but with Arwen in her stubborn mood, what was the use of asking? He knew he would get nothing more out of her. He went back to where he was before the elves came and smiled quietly to himself.
"My oh my." He thought.
Eowyn was helping everyone get into the caves when she saw someone enter who she didn't regonize. She put her hand out before the person before she could get any further into the cave.
"Er..excuse me for being so bold, but just who are you?" questioned Eowyn.
" I'm am Arwen, daughter of Elrond of Rivendale and I have come to stay in your cave during war." answered Arwen matter-of-factly.
" Well Arw...." suddenly Eowyn stopped short. " Why, why yes! Your an elf are you not?" she said noticing the elf's ears. "And if you are an elf and you speak true of you name...." The woman thought hard. Was this not the 'Arwen' that she had heard lord Aragorn speak of? Was the the Arwen that kept Aragorn from loving her? Was this the Arwen that might be leaving Middle-Earth to Valinor?
"Er...welcome yourself at home!" cried Eowyn completly forgetting her mannors.
"Thank you, lady." Arwen seated herself on a large stone in the caves and quickly Eowyn sat on the ground be side her.
" Quite dirty in here!" Noticed Arwen.
" Uh...yes. It IS a cave." pointed out Eowyn.
"Oh well, yes. Sheesh! Would they keep it queit out there? And why are they making such yucky, screaming sound? Don't they have any consideration for other peop...." Arwen commited on the yelling sounds of war. She kept on complaining about different things...the people...yucky food...dirty blankets.....but Eowyn tuned it all out. Her mind was preocupied. How could she get information out of Arwen about Aragorn without making it sound as if she was intrested? By what Aragorn had told her Arwen and him seemed really close.
" Um...so Arwen....er.....got a love intrest in your life? You know...not being nosy or anything but..." Arwen, so happy that Eowyn had brought up the subject, was very glad to share information...and lots of it!
"Why yes actually! A sweet heart, he is!"
" Does he have a name?" Eowyn accuired.
" Estel." She said quietly.
" ESTEL?!?!?!?!" Eowyn was shocked! She thought Arwen loved Aragorn! This had to be the right Arwen!
" Yes. Does the name matter to you?" Asked the elf.
" No-oo..." stammered Eowyn. This was news to know! The last Eowyn had talked to his lord Aragorn was just a few days back and he was talking lovely things of this elf, and now here she was saying she was in love with another man!
" I love him with all my heart!" Arwen continued " No one could compare!" Eowyn's mind was spinning.
" Unfortently my father isn't so keen, but who could listen to him when my love of my life is so close?!" She rattled on and on! Estel this, Estel that, he great swords man, he has a heart of gold... all this just went through Eowyns brain. Poor Aragorn! He should have the right to know he was being cheated on!................................................................................................. So why shouldn't Eowyn tell him.......?