Author's Note: Ok, guys, I just realized... that while I have my bouts of serious inspiration, everyday I think stupid things that some people may enjoy or find funny. So, I made this. In each chapter there will be a warning if there are spoilers and all will be pretty short.
MY SOFIA SHEPARD:
"Garrus?"
"Yes?"
"What is Seight?"
"...I don't know, Shepard. What is it?"
"You wrote it, so I thought you'd know."
"But you are the one who is teaching me how to write in english."
"But I didn't teach you that word!"
"Ok, fine, where is it?
"There."
"Shepard, there I am showing you I have learned the numbers. This is an 8, and this is the writen form."
"That's not an 8, Garrus, that's an S."
"No, it isn't."
"It sure looks like it!"
He sighed. "Can't we just go to the shooting range?"
"Don't back out, Vakarian! You promised to show me how to write like a Turian if I showed you english. And you must keep your promises."
"You could teach me something else like-"
"Garrus?"
"Yes?"
"No. It is decided."
"Oh, fine."
To keep reading you should have played MASS EFFECT 2. VERY MINOR SPOILER.
SAME STORY ARK AS "WELL I WON'T STAND HERE DOING NOTHING."
"Shepard, we could always try to convince the council. They have to believe us at some point, with the right kind of persuation. And surely will be of much more help than the individual sponsors we've been contacting."
Agatha snorted. "Liara, I dismiss those claims."
"...fair enough."