I really have to thank this one guy that reviewed to Weird Conversation. Really. I got this idea because of it.

His or Her name is ApergianStoryteller. Enjoy : D

Also. I am very sorry about well.. These stories... (I pity the character in this story )

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First victim = Aomine Daiki.

Location = Training camp.

''Daiki. '' Aomine stopped walking and turned around to face his former captain.

''I have a request.'' Correction. A command.

''Tch.. What is it Akashi?'' Refusing would be like pleading the red haired captain to kill him. Nope. He still loved his life. And Boobs.

''I am going to take a shit so you will clean my butt after it.''

Silence...

Silence...

Still silent...

Aomines eyes widen. ''Wait, what!?''

The red haired male sighed in irritation and said very slowly. '' I am. Going to take. A shit. And then. You will clean. My. Butt.'' There was a pause as a dangerous looking smile plastered upon his face. ''And you will do this request. Right?''

The blue haired basketball player stood there. Terrified out of his pants. He even thinks he maybe and he thinks MAYBE he did pee in his pants, but that's not the problem. The problem is right in front of him. He had two options.

1) Scream like a girl and start running with his life on the line.

His pride wouldn't allow it. Nope.

2) Actually clean the psychos butt...

''KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'' Aomine started to run like hell. Screaming like a little girl.

''So I will have to use force huh...'' Akashi smirked the last time until he was also running after the blue haired male.

/ In a room \

''It has been so long since I have been on these camps.'' Momoi sighs.

Her ears perk up as she hears screams and shouts.

''HELP MEE! ''

''You will do as I say Daiki!''

''OVER MY DEAD BODY!''

''As you wish!''

/Insert agonized screams here\

Second victim = Ryota

Location = Practice match

''Ryota.'' The said person was standing with proper clothing. His hair wet from the shower he took after the practice match.

''Yes Akashicchi?'' Kise said. Giving his former captain a goofy grin. It was a little gloomy, because of the loss.

''You have to do me a favor now. ''

''Eehh~ Why?''

''Because you lost, of course.'' The red haired male had a blank face.

''Hmm.. What is the request then. Akashicci?'' The blond haired teen asked with full of curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat.

''I need you to clean my butt after I take a shit.''

Silence.

The blond eyes widen in disbelief of what he heard.

Then sparkles started to surround him. ''Can I!?''

''You have to.''

Kise jumped up and down. ''Can I also watch?'' This boy is mental. Call the asylum please.

''If you do what I want after. Yes.''

The blond glomped the red haired male. ''Thank you so much Akashicci!''

''Ryota...'' There was a warning tone to it.

The blonde boy stood up and put his hands up in defense. ''Sorry Akashicci.''

/ Le skip to the toilet. \

Kise watched educationally of Akashi sitting and shitting on a toilet. The red haired male looked very elegant even in this state.

''Plop.'' The shit has landed.

The blond haired teen took the toilet paper and took a piece of it. ''Akashicci you can stand now and turn around. Try to stick out your butt more also.''

[ The next thing happening will not be here, because. Well. The writer can't write it to the end. I am very sorry if you were very curious of what would happen next. ]

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Help me. Please...

I was a little embarassed about writing the end and oh god help me D:

Oh and thanks again ApergianStoryteller

I will also do Kuroko, Midorima and Murasakibara here :D