Title: Hilarious Encounter
Rating: T
Words: 344
Genre: Humor/Romance
Author: Sw33t-Sorrows
Pairing: Inuyasha/Kagome
Summary: While taking a look around a candy store, a rather disturbing statement slips from Kagome's mouth before she could even think about stopping herself.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha!
Author's Notes: Okay, this idea came to me when my friend told me a funny joke. Well, anyway, I hope you enjoy this little story.
"Hey Kagome, let's go to the candy store. Besides, we're going to visit Shippo - and he loves sweets." Kagome smiled at her friend Sango as she agreed to the suggestion. Today was her cousin Shippo's birthday. Every single year she would get him a different type of sweet. It was sort of a tradition for the two. As the two girls entered the candy store, Kagome saw some peanuts. Hmm, Shippo has never eaten peanuts before. I wonder if he would like them... The young girl lifted her hand and put two fingers to her chin, thinking hard about the gift for her little cousin.
"Hi, may I help you?" Kagome heard a voice. It was a male voice, he didn't sound too happy either. When Kagome was lost in her own train of thoughts, the young man retorted, "Look if you dont want help, then just say it. It's not like I want to help you anyway. It's not like I even want to work here." The girl turned towards the male immediately and saw his long silver hair and golden eyes.
"Umm...sorry. Actually, I don't need your help at the moment. I'm just looking at your nuts." To Kagome's horror, she slowly registered what she had just said. Her face turned beet-red as Sango burst out into laughter and the boy who was helping her grinned. "I mean - uhh..." Kagome pointed to the peanuts and scratched her head, still blushing. The boy laughed and he didn't seem so bitter and mean anymore.
"Don't worry about it." Then his eyes hardened slightly - maybe he was realizing that he had just become a softy in a matter of seconds. But then he sighed and put down his tough guy act. "I'm Inuyasha."
"Kagome." And as the two carried on a conversation, Kagome was too busy getting lost into those two golden orbs to notice Sango smirk and slip out of the store. She also didn't notice Sango snatch her phone and dial a familiar number.
"Hey Miroku," Sango smirked again. "Mission accomplished, they're totally into each other. But I have the funniest story..."
Thoughts: Okay, this isn't the best humor one shot ever...but I thought it would be cute if Kagome had completely made a fool of herself in front of Inuyasha and then they would get talking and so on and so forth. There isn't any complicated hidden meaning behind it all, but if you feel like there is, feel free to tell me what you think! I'd be completely interested. If you feel there are some more emotional, spiritual or whatever aspects to the story, I'd be happy to hear it! Well, I'm looking forward to your reviews and even if you don't review - thanks for reading! Have a good afternoon.
Sw33t-Sorrows.