It was a bright day at Seaview High, as always, and a cheery Miley Stewart shuffled through her locker. There was a tap on her shoulder, and she spun around to someone's lips planted onto hers.
"How'd that taste?" asked Jake, smiling sweetly at her.

"Amazing," said Miley, "It's woke me up."

"Good, it was supposed to." said Jake, grabbing her hand. They waltzed off down the hallway, staring at each other contently.

Off on the side, Lilly and Oliver tag along the side.

"Hey."

"Hey."

"So, who are you going to the dance with?" asked Oliver, nonchalantly. Lilly nudges Oliver in the side, dropping a hint to him.

"Oh…right." said Oliver, in a whisper. Lilly tries to ignore Oliver's un-intellectual comment.

"So…" said Lilly, "You guys tried compatibility test yet on the school website?"

Miley still doesn't look at them, and glares at Jake dreamily.

"We don't need to…" she said in a dream-ish voice. "We're already the perfect couple…"

"You ever think how you two are going to end up together?" asked Oliver.

Miley and Jake still do not make eye contact with Lilly and Oliver.

"We'll live in a cute beach house…" said Miley in a dreamy voice again. Jake responds,

"With a great view…" said Jake, the exact same way.

"And three kids running around…" added Miley, still hand-in-hand with Jake. Jake breaks out of it, and exclaims,

"Wait, 3 KIDS?! WHAT?!"

"Oh, boy." said Lilly.

"Well, yeah. I was thinking, Millicent, Ryan, you know, your last name, and Hannah, my alias name. How does that sound?" said Miley.

Jake stands there, eyes wide, jaw dropped, while Miley just smiles happily.

"You've got to be kidding me…" he says, blankly.

"Ok, if it's a boy, we'll name him Harold…that fine?" she said, still smiling.

"MILEY!" yelled Jake.

"DO YOU WANT ALL BOYS?! MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BUDDY BOY!" yelled Miley.

After Miley's outburst, Jake just sighs, and then says,

"Whatever, Miley, I'll just talk to you in 2nd period. Bye; Love you."

Jake turns around and walks away in a glum manner, down the hallway to home room.

"You too!" Miley calls after him. She then frowns, her arm limping back down to her side.

Oliver turns to Miley, with a look like he thought she was crazy.

"What was that? Kids, Miley?" he said.

"Yeah, you even stated what kids you would have. Everyone knows we've got hospitals for that…" said Lilly, chuckling.

Miley exclaims, "DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE 3 GIRLS, LILLY?!" flailing her arms out.

"Forget what she said. The point is, you don't ask or tell a guy how many girls or boys you wanna have with him. That'll freak him…" said Oliver, trying not to laugh.

"Yeah, tell me about it. You don't know if he's really the one, Miley, which is why you need to at least try the compatibility test."

"No I don't, ok? Me and Jake are just fine." said Miley.

Jake appears from just down the hallway, and walks up to Miley.

"You know this sandwich you packed in my locker…?

Miley fakes a smile. "Yes, darling, what about it?"

Jake frowns. "It has turkey…I HATE TURKEY!"

Miley's smile turns to a sad frown, and she sighs. "What?! But you said that turkey was fine!"

"Well, I obviously wasn't listening because I—"

Miley interrupts by plugging her fingers in her ears, and saying, "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA – NOT LISTENING!"

They both walk away, yelling at each other down the hallway.

"I hate love!" said Lilly

"No Boyfriend?" asked Oliver

"You." Replied Lilly

Lilly and Oliver walk down the hallway together.