This is my lame attempt at humor. I hope it will be very funny. I hope that
you will like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Cowboy Bebop. crap. This world is sooooo cruel. Hehehehehe.
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April FOOLS Day
Faye woke up and looked over at her mirror. She jumped up and ran over to it. She pulled out her hairbrush. "Crap. could I be more of a frizzball?" She said as she tried her best to straighten out her hair. She glanced at the corner of her mirror where she had a crappie calendar with the days crossed off. A sneaky smile spread across her face as she saw that tomorrow was her favorite day of the year. April Fools day. This would be her first April Fools Day on the Bebop and she had been planning this day for a long time. She got dressed picked up a backpack and walked out of her room.
She went into the kitchen where Jet was making breakfast. She cringed when she saw that it was his ever famous bell peppers without beef. She opened the almost empty fridge and looked at the meager contents. There was a can of dog food and one bottle of beer. She thought for a minuet and pulled it out and put it in her bag. She walked over to one of the few cabinets and took out a plastic bag. She opened the fridge again and filled it with ice. She felt very lucky that Jet probably thought that she was just going nuts.
Jet turned around as soon as she had safely gotten the ice next to the bottle to keep it cold. "What are you doing Faye?" He asked with a very annoyed tone.
She looked at him and said, "You are cooking Bell peppers without beef for breakfast?"
He looked at her even more annoyed now. "Well it is better than Ein's dog food isn't it?"
"Not by much." She said as Spike entered the kitchen.
"Ugh. I swear you are going to kill me! I can't live on bell peppers 24/7!" Spike said as he sat down at the table. (A/N: do they have a table? Oh well whatever.)
"Well I don't know about you but I think that I am going out and getting some actual breakfast. Let Jet eat his Bell Peppers w/o Beef." She said as she left for the hanger.
"Wait for me Faye!" Spike said as he ran as fast as he possibly could because Jet had just sat down the so called food.
He caught up with her in the hanger and she was leaning up against the wall filing her nails. She looked up at him and said, "I knew it wouldn't be long." She smiled as she climbed into her Redtail.
Spike's voice crackled over the intercom. "So where are we going?"
"Well I was just going to go to the nearest diner. After that I have some shopping to do."
"Oh well why don't we just walk to the one down the street?"
"Sure why not." Faye grabbed her backpack and jumped out the cockpit. She looked over at Spike. "I didn't know that there was a dine near here. She said as she walked over to him.
"Well neither did I until yesterday when I just so happened to be casing a bounty head into it." They left the hanger and didn't talk the rest of the trip.
A couple of minuets later they arrived at the diner. When they walked in they immediately sat down in a booth in the corner. A waitress walked up to them. "Alright what 'ell it be?"
Faye looked at the sorry excuse for a menu and said, "Um I think that I want the bacon and egg plate. Scrambled."
"Aright." She looked at Spike, "And how about you?"
"Same thanks."
They ate in silence also and Faye was thinking about what she was doing tomorrow. Spike noticed that every once in a wile she would smirk the evilest smirk in the history of smirks and he got a little scarred. Faye finished eating first and she got up and left a couple of woolongs on the table. "Well I have to go and do some shopping. See you back at the Bebop later on tonight." She waved at him and walked out the door.
She came upon a string of shops and walked into the first one which was a crafts store. 'Ok now I need to get some string and ink. Jet already has about fifty buckets in the hanger.' She thought as she walked down the isle that said it had string. She found several different colors and finally decided that she should just get the fishing twine that was next to it instead. 'that will be harder to see.' She walked down the next isle and found ink and she saw some shoe polish out of the corner of her eye. She picked it up and cackled evilly. She also saw some super super super super super crazy glue. she gave the man at the register the woolongs.
She walked down the sidewalk again until she came to a grocery store. She walked in and pulled a piece of paper out of her backpack. She checked off string and looked it over once more. 'Ok I need a gallon of chocolate milk, hot pink hair dye, whipped cream, salt and pepper, vinegar, eggs, gummy worms, food coloring, and bleach.' She grabbed a hand basket and walked down the rows of food and hair care products. She walked up to the register and the candy thing was next to her. She thought about it for a minuet and picked up a bag of pop rocks. The man at the register rang everything up and told her the price. She paid him and left.
When she got outside she put everything in her backpack, which by now was getting very heavy. She looked at her list again and walked to the cloths store. She went in and went to the front desk. The woman that was there looked at her, "Welcome, can I help you?"
Faye nodded and pulled a picture out of her bag. "This man is my. uh. husband and I ruined his favorite suit and I want to make it up to him do you by chance have a suit that looks like this?"
"Why yes we do, follow me." She led Faye to the back of the store and pulled down a suit that resembled Spike's exactly. "It is on clearance and we are having a sale so you get it for very cheep." The woman said smiling.
"Thank you very much I appreciate this so much." She paid for the suit and left. She carried the bag out of the store and looked at the list again. She checked off the last thing. "Well I guess it is time to go back to the Bebop.
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Well so what do you think of it so far? I am planning the entire story now so the more reviews I get the faster I type. and I type very fast.
Bye!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Cowboy Bebop. crap. This world is sooooo cruel. Hehehehehe.
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April FOOLS Day
Faye woke up and looked over at her mirror. She jumped up and ran over to it. She pulled out her hairbrush. "Crap. could I be more of a frizzball?" She said as she tried her best to straighten out her hair. She glanced at the corner of her mirror where she had a crappie calendar with the days crossed off. A sneaky smile spread across her face as she saw that tomorrow was her favorite day of the year. April Fools day. This would be her first April Fools Day on the Bebop and she had been planning this day for a long time. She got dressed picked up a backpack and walked out of her room.
She went into the kitchen where Jet was making breakfast. She cringed when she saw that it was his ever famous bell peppers without beef. She opened the almost empty fridge and looked at the meager contents. There was a can of dog food and one bottle of beer. She thought for a minuet and pulled it out and put it in her bag. She walked over to one of the few cabinets and took out a plastic bag. She opened the fridge again and filled it with ice. She felt very lucky that Jet probably thought that she was just going nuts.
Jet turned around as soon as she had safely gotten the ice next to the bottle to keep it cold. "What are you doing Faye?" He asked with a very annoyed tone.
She looked at him and said, "You are cooking Bell peppers without beef for breakfast?"
He looked at her even more annoyed now. "Well it is better than Ein's dog food isn't it?"
"Not by much." She said as Spike entered the kitchen.
"Ugh. I swear you are going to kill me! I can't live on bell peppers 24/7!" Spike said as he sat down at the table. (A/N: do they have a table? Oh well whatever.)
"Well I don't know about you but I think that I am going out and getting some actual breakfast. Let Jet eat his Bell Peppers w/o Beef." She said as she left for the hanger.
"Wait for me Faye!" Spike said as he ran as fast as he possibly could because Jet had just sat down the so called food.
He caught up with her in the hanger and she was leaning up against the wall filing her nails. She looked up at him and said, "I knew it wouldn't be long." She smiled as she climbed into her Redtail.
Spike's voice crackled over the intercom. "So where are we going?"
"Well I was just going to go to the nearest diner. After that I have some shopping to do."
"Oh well why don't we just walk to the one down the street?"
"Sure why not." Faye grabbed her backpack and jumped out the cockpit. She looked over at Spike. "I didn't know that there was a dine near here. She said as she walked over to him.
"Well neither did I until yesterday when I just so happened to be casing a bounty head into it." They left the hanger and didn't talk the rest of the trip.
A couple of minuets later they arrived at the diner. When they walked in they immediately sat down in a booth in the corner. A waitress walked up to them. "Alright what 'ell it be?"
Faye looked at the sorry excuse for a menu and said, "Um I think that I want the bacon and egg plate. Scrambled."
"Aright." She looked at Spike, "And how about you?"
"Same thanks."
They ate in silence also and Faye was thinking about what she was doing tomorrow. Spike noticed that every once in a wile she would smirk the evilest smirk in the history of smirks and he got a little scarred. Faye finished eating first and she got up and left a couple of woolongs on the table. "Well I have to go and do some shopping. See you back at the Bebop later on tonight." She waved at him and walked out the door.
She came upon a string of shops and walked into the first one which was a crafts store. 'Ok now I need to get some string and ink. Jet already has about fifty buckets in the hanger.' She thought as she walked down the isle that said it had string. She found several different colors and finally decided that she should just get the fishing twine that was next to it instead. 'that will be harder to see.' She walked down the next isle and found ink and she saw some shoe polish out of the corner of her eye. She picked it up and cackled evilly. She also saw some super super super super super crazy glue. she gave the man at the register the woolongs.
She walked down the sidewalk again until she came to a grocery store. She walked in and pulled a piece of paper out of her backpack. She checked off string and looked it over once more. 'Ok I need a gallon of chocolate milk, hot pink hair dye, whipped cream, salt and pepper, vinegar, eggs, gummy worms, food coloring, and bleach.' She grabbed a hand basket and walked down the rows of food and hair care products. She walked up to the register and the candy thing was next to her. She thought about it for a minuet and picked up a bag of pop rocks. The man at the register rang everything up and told her the price. She paid him and left.
When she got outside she put everything in her backpack, which by now was getting very heavy. She looked at her list again and walked to the cloths store. She went in and went to the front desk. The woman that was there looked at her, "Welcome, can I help you?"
Faye nodded and pulled a picture out of her bag. "This man is my. uh. husband and I ruined his favorite suit and I want to make it up to him do you by chance have a suit that looks like this?"
"Why yes we do, follow me." She led Faye to the back of the store and pulled down a suit that resembled Spike's exactly. "It is on clearance and we are having a sale so you get it for very cheep." The woman said smiling.
"Thank you very much I appreciate this so much." She paid for the suit and left. She carried the bag out of the store and looked at the list again. She checked off the last thing. "Well I guess it is time to go back to the Bebop.
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Well so what do you think of it so far? I am planning the entire story now so the more reviews I get the faster I type. and I type very fast.
Bye!!!